Gay Me Up, Scotty

Logan 🌈 I got no idea what I'm doing bye

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[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

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[porterr-robinson]

[buttrimming-deactivated20190103]

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

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[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

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[theclassiestheaux]

I think I’ve watched this like 100 times today and I’m still crying

[icecewbs]

This kid is so fucking funny im losing my mind

[atinybeanchild]

best comedy of the year 10/10

[whimsicalethnographies]

This girl has videos from when she was like 3 completely unscripted and she’s HILARIOUS

[brunilopex-fa]

Rolling out of bed and showing up is my thing.

[riskpig]

Also very important information - She’s the baby that smells like beef.

[fruke]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPjqYisRbe8 original vid with more bits, plus her youtube channel!

[stachionalgeographic]

Why is she a better writer than literally the last ten years of SNL?

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

I can’t believe I have a white daughter?

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[whatsfreebaseandwhatsfreeabouti]

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

[howiie-deactivated20200728]

Bee emoji reviews

apple going for the somewhat realistic interpretation, but those wings are just… wrong, and takes away from the rest of the image. 3/5

a friend. the innocent, humble friend that beesshould be portrayed as. i can overlook anatomical errors when it ends up being so damn friendly. 5/5

i appreciate the attempted art direction here, the top-down view is a unique twist, but mamma mia could someone at microsoft hold off from selecting the thickest black border available? 3/5

this bee is curious, inquisitive, and i’m sure they could warm up to being a good friend. 4/5

that’s one fat fucking bee. how does its small wings lift its fat body off the ground? i think this bee’s going to care about what we think is impossible. 2/5

this is a much more preferable interpretation of the top-down bee. reasonable line thickness, doesn’t look nearly as threatening. 4/5

similarly, this is acceptable. focuses more on gradients than flat colors, which i think is an interesting change of pace. 4/5

that’s a wasp. an aggressive, unpleasant wasp. that wasp is not my friend - it is a threat. and we shouldn’t be portraying bees as threats. 2/5

absolute adorable friendliness trumps technical anatomy. this bee is my best friend. 5/5

what the fuck is this shit

[mareya]

the other side

[relative]

i dont think i can put into words how much i enjoy this

[deplorabation]

[sxiere]

Glow Blog

[imaginevicfuentes]

WHY SEND DICK PICS WHEN YOU CAN SEND VIC PICS

[neonindustries]

octopus

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[thecommonchick]

OCTOBER THROUGH DECEMBER IS LIT. DONT EVEN ARGUE. HAPPY HALLOTHANKSMAS.

[sobeitjayt]

*Rubs your clit as a friend*

[pixelins]

spicy hot apple cider, honeycomb toffee & seasonal apples!