DREAMER™

living that internet life. ig : @jasmijn_va

[foxmouth]

[thebootydiaries]

an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)

me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

[c-bassmeow]

[hustlerose]

i bet you can’t kiss me bro. i bet you fucking can’t. no dude it’s impossible i dare you to try it. you can’t do it bro i bet you can’t 

[afabhysteria]

sick of having to pretend to know stuff about things. i don’t know anything about any stuff

[officialunitedstates]

I don’t care who santa thinks he is.  if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.

[theyellowbrickroad]

i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself

[cloudblushes-deactivated2019120]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmz1z53FnUY

[namek-deactivated20190919]

we are god’s abandoned animal crossing town

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hotboyproblems]

anxiety: hey its time

me: for what

anxiety: its time

me: ?????????

anxiety: :)

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????

[joanne-deluxe]

Me: *goes to sleep hoping I don’t wake up*

Me: *wakes up*

Me:

[andromeda2k17-blog-deactivated2]

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[pluviobrew]

[smashing-yng-man]

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

[juliastiles]