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INTP: are u a furry

ISFJ: wtf? r u being homophobic?

INTP: what?

ISFJ: are you calling me a fairy??

INTP: wtf does that even mean

#INTP #ISFJ #chats

isfp: intp you're awake so early :(

intp: no i just didn't sleep

#isfp #intp

Hay! I love your blog, but more so your header! How are you today?

Thanks ! Just woken up, which is the best part of the day because nothing shitty has happened yet

also worms. oh worm

mbti types as their 10/10 skills

ENTJ: 10/10 jackassing skills

INTJ: 10/10 ignoring you skills

ENTP: 10/10 sending you memes at 4am skills

INTP: 10/10 sleeping skills

ESTJ: 10/10 giving too many fucks skills

ISTJ: 10/10 pretending to care skills

ESFJ: 10/10 Pinterest board making skills

ISFJ: 10/10 guilt tripping skills

ESTP: 10/10 making stupid decisions skills

ISTP: 10/10 going to parties for the food skills

ESFP: 10/10 talking a fuckton skills

ISFP: 10/10 crying skills

ENFJ: 10/10 quoting Mean Girls skills

INFJ: 10/10 brooding skills

ENFP: 10/10 dying inside skills

INFP: 10/10 MBTI shitposting skills

ISFP- do you remember X?

INTP- no who is he?

ISFP- the one with the mole on his face

INTP- no I don't know him

ISFP *shows photo*

INTP- oh I know him

ISFP- how could you forget about that mole on his face?

INTP- I don't notice these things...

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Monday: ENFP and Anger

Share all your angry moments ENFPs!

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The types as animals

INTJ: fox

ENFP: dog

ENTP: cat

ENTJ: lion

INFJ: wolf

ESFJ: elephant

ESTJ: beaver

ENFJ: dolphin

ISFP: chameleon

ISTP: horse

ISFJ: seal

ESTP: tiger

ESFP: peacock

INFP: butterfly

INTP: racoon

ISTJ: crow

The types' level of fakeness:

(Just the types we know so don’t cry if you’re not on the list, and just personal experience too)

ISFJ- try to be polite but you kno when they hate you. Hates INTP, all of them

ISFP- fake nice but not that bitchy behind people’s backs. If they bitch about you then they won’t be as nice to you as to everyone else but still nice

INFP- polite, fake nice to avoid confrontation but would prefer not talking at all rather than being fake

INTP- fake mean, you kno if they hate you and only fake nice/polite when they need something from you

ESTP- not fake at all apart from when they want to fuck you then they fake their entire personality

ENFP- fake nice/polite to keep up appearances and to avoid confrontation, like to be seen as nice

ENTP- Fakest™, mean behind people’s backs and lovely to their faces

ENFJ- genuinely nice/polite to everyone how?? If they try to be fake u can hear the Agression™ in their tone so it just doesn’t work

ENTJ- not really fake… Just polite to authority figures? If they hate u u prob kno

#mbti #fake #isfj #isfp #intp #INFP #enfp #ENTP #enfj #ESTP #ENTJ

you reblogged non mbti stuff also im crying b/c of ur icon which reminded me l is dead oh also also and also

That was INFP being silly oh dear don't cry

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The types and what I think of them based on what I've seen from my friends(and probably a little insulting)

~as an INTJ

INTP - quiet - can make a bitch face that makes you cry - probably thinks u stupid - says that MBTI is shit - fashionista - has an ENFP friend(“ENFP no!”) - savage - that friend who has ultra weird ideas when drunk - probably most adorable smile on earth - smart - most of the time just rising eyebrows and blinking

ENTJ - bossy af - prima ballerina - she is beauty she is grace - she will punch you in da face - always in warm socks - also an actress - knows how to build things - basically good at everything - will shout at you if you do something wrong - probably slept with almost all male friends

ENTP - a n n o y i n g AF - never shuts up - meme queen - so loud - not funny jokes - make up queen - at least smart - thinks she’s better than you(and maybe she is) - if you take a sip from her mug u die - has an ENFP slave - kinda selfish - another fashionista - if she laughs the whole room laughs with her - soooo much self confidence wow

INFP - THAT SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE - garbage lord - writer buddy - has ton of OC’s AND GAY SHIPS - cannot into decisions - junky food - understands(really) - don’t like loud people - constant lala land - savage without even noticing - 4w5 - has 8 minute long video of herself eating french fries on her phone - impressive self control - cute laugh - cute - the best person to rant with

ENFP - can’t stay in one place for a minute - suddenly disappears in a middle of a party - daydreaming a lot - cheerful - likes to drink A LOT - too many friends - nice for everyone ugh - that laugh which sounds like a puppy riding a pink bicycle in a tuxedo - can bring ENTP back to earth

ENFJ - mom friend - has too many friends HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE - gonna steal your friends without even noticing - likes fancy drinks and kitschy things - obsessed with doggos - sudden outbursts of anger - hypochondriac - really anxious when driving - doesn’t understand a concept of a personal space

ISTJ - another bitch face - can rise one eyebrow HOW U DO DIS????? - doesn’t understand memes - smart - lack of self confidence - secretly hates u - wears comfy clothes but looks so good - has a lot of savings but hardly ever uses them - they knows better ok? don’t even try to tell them that they are wrong - don’t particularly like pets - perfect teeth - so so so smart once again - sometimes are rather calm but sometimes… don’t ask

ESTJ - that kid who asks too many questions during your presentation - constant bitch face - hot - stingy - falls asleep during parties - a rant person - bossy - hard working - teachers like her

ESFJ - will help you EVEN WHEN YOU HAVENT ASKED FOR HELP - has a lot of friends - drinks a lot - hard-working - daddy’s little princess/mama’s boy - assertive - smoking a lot - tells everyone what to do

ISTP - white Kanye West - would kill u if u did something with his shoes - likes weird electronic genres of music I can’t even name - on 9gag all the time - knows all memes - League of Legends pro player - can make funny faces - looks like he was angry - black humor(especially likes jokes about Jews) - awkward silence gains a whole new meaning

ESFP - the whitest person I know - “what do u meat it was sexist?? it was funny!!!!” - only wears yellow pants - likes PE teacher probably a little too much - can’t find a girlfriend - will massage your feet if u don’t watch them properly - has stupid ideas - likes basically every person - drinks wine at parties even though he says that true man should drink only vodka - don’t know when someone is mean to him

ESTP - loud - hey lets go to the another city and get drunk!!! because why not - class clown - talks about her life too much like seriously - and also about various secretions of her body - probably gonna end up in jail - smart and stupid at the same time - lazy - has problems with concentration - talkative - has problems with self-esteem which she covers acting out like a douche

Don’t take this personally lol

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Sometimes I suspect myself of being a psychopath but I'm just an INTP, you feel me?

Yah

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when an ENFP tries to get their life together

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Unexpected Aspects of the Types

ENFP: They actually crave schedules and structure like nobodies business, if and only if it revolves around their passions.

INFP: The “manic pixie dream girl” stigma is so wrong. 90% of them are more along the lines of “embittered memelords” with a splash of off-beat and sensible fashion.

INTP: They’re actually excellent in social situations that they throw themselves into. Your odd aggressiveness and shouting is amusing and weirdly charismatic.

ENTP: You’ll have to murder them a thousand times before they’ll admit that they actually DO crave harmony and peace more than chaos; Debate and verbal jousting (and memes) is just their way of getting there.

ENFJ: The worst time management skills. Worse than all of the P’s put together, bar none. You got stars in your eyes and not a single “no” in your throats and it often leaves you ragged busybodies from over committing yourselves.

INFJ: Despite their ‘mysterious and secretive nature’ stigma, if you engage them in a deep conversation about their passions, 9 times out of 10 they will splay their soul to you even though you met 5 minutes ago at a college party.

ISFJ: They’re known for being the kindly, grandmotherly type that just wants the best for their friends, but the flip side is they’re all basic bitches that secretly crave being a tool. They’re usually just too nice to go Full Douche™, praise the Lord.

ESFJ: Despite being known as the social butterfly, the Fe and Si combination sometimes makes for an extremely judgmental, polarizing, and single-minded personality, and can seem like the most socially inept/oblivious person in the room.

ESTJ: Weirdly enough, more often than not, they’re one of the most socially graceful and self-aware people in the room. That, or they’re utterly cringeworthy. Not really any in between. Just don’t get them started on politics (I’m begging you).

ISTJ: Despite the ‘emotionless Traditionalist™ robot’ stigma, although they can’t offer consistent emotional output, all of the ones I’ve met are some of the most emotionally stable, mature, and available people I’ve ever met.

ENTJ: Your responsible, efficient, and commanding CEO of a friend is actually the biggest procrastinator in the game, bar none. It’s hidden under a few hundred layers of self-confidence, but they need the stress of the last minute to feel anything in this world.

INTJ: Massive internal war between fearless, emotionless sociopathy, and caring so deeply for a select few people that they’d give up every ambition to follow them to the ends of the earth without a single plan. TL;DR, their black and icy hearts are secretly hearts of gold and they absolutely abhor that about themselves.

ESFP: Your favorite quick-talking, loud-mouthed, social explosion with all the friends is probably pretty lonely on the inside. Almost every ESFP I’ve met has huge commitment issues (big and pretty accurate stereotype), but few people realize it usually comes from self-knowledge of their sporadic nature, and they keep people at an emotional distance as a result, so they don’t end up getting hurt. Advice: letting people in and trying to make it work is infinitely better than loneliness in a crowd.

ISFP: The EXTJ’s WISH they could be as soul-crushingly terrifying as your favorite superwholockian, equestrian painter friend when somebody’s crossed their family or friends.

ESTP: The “sex, drugs, drinking, and more sex” cliche with ESTP’s is so dumb because literally every ESTP I know doesn’t care about alcohol or sex more than any other person I’ve met, but they ARE infinitely more obsessed with ultimate frisbee and bridge jumping.

ISTP: The calm, rational, logical side of Ti is thrown completely out of the driver’s side window when they’re behind the wheel, because these hoes have the worst road rage I’ve ever seen, without exception.