INTP Apathy

Disclaimer: This is a blog mostly made for comedic purposes. Take nothing I say here seriously.

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Storm end

Welp, that’s the whole backlog. Final hurrah and all that. Hope everyone got some form of closure. Or is sick of my shit cause they also outgrew this shit. In that case, whoops. Sorry.

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upon discovering mbti, as an intp

the peace of mind from finally understanding myself, quickly wore off. i realized i can type literally anyone i’ve gotten to know, now here i am at 5am typing hermoine granger. she’s definitely ISTJ Edit:I did used to like playing the “guess this stranger’s type” game when I was bored.

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don't worry about that last anon. i, as an intp myself, find these really funny! especially the pun one haha. my friend is an intj and so the truth in that post is clearly visible :P don't put yourself down, you've got a really good blog <3

I appreciate it. Sorry it didn’t last longer for you to enjoy. Hope you like this last storm...even if it’s mostly me giving relationship advice. 

I don’t know what they all think an INTP is best at, but it’s certainly not romance.

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I like your blog!

I find the things you write on your blog to funny (and accurate). As an INTP myself (not that you’d care) it’s relatable and funny because, heck, you need to laugh at yourself sometimes right? Anyway, keep up the good work! (sorry if the note came off a bit awkward, I don’t know how to right appreciation notes for jack). Edit:I have no idea if editing these things still keeps the original poster connected to it, or it all writes it in my name. Sorry if that’s not true. Also sorry that you told me to keep it up and I didn’t. Life likes to disappoint us all.

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What do you think an INTP(f) and an ISFP(f) platonic roommate situation would be like?

I mean the same as any other roommate situation with an INTP would be. No one is quite sure if they still exist or not. My roommates personalities have, in no way, changed how I participate in the roommate environment.

Poorly. It’s poorly.

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What would a relationship/ strong friendship between an INTP and ENTJ be like?

I call my ENTJ friend a dick a lot. Does that help?

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INTP and ENTP boyfriends and chemistry lab partners. (This is my life right now.)

How’d the lab glow? Blow anything up? Betcha blew something up.

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How would a friendship between an INTP (female) and an ISFP (male) go?

Good or bad like any other relationship. Theoretically though I can only see the ISFP creating a lot of fun things for the two to do. Which the INTP would reluctantly agree to. Unless she’s in a mood. Leave the moody INTP alone. It’s what they’d want. That being said INTPs are more receptive to doing things than they sometimes like to appear.

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Hi! What's your opinion on ISTP and ENTP females as best friends? Thank you :)

I can only see this as spontaneity and chaos in both the theoretical and material world. God help whoever is around them. God help any guys trying to hit on them either.

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Okay So I'm a bisexual INTP and you would think I would have tons of relationships given I have more options/opertunities but I really just can't flirt to save my life. I hate meeting new people and feel uncomfortable the whole time even if they seem interested or not. I despise small talk and thats mostly what flirting is so I typically just avoid it all together. Any advice or experience? I'm 22 and never had a gf or bf. I also tend to get really bored with people easily.

I personally find a romantically compatible person to be a lifelong friend you can fuck. So start with the friend part and go from there. Yes. Talking to people sucks and it’s hard. You gotta leave your comfort zone sometimes, but don’t over extend yourself. If you’re not desperate though, you can just hang around and see if anything happens. Trust me. Getting bored of people just means you’re talking to the wrong people. They’re probably good acquaintances at best. Even today I still have only 3 close friends.

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Hi, I'm a INTP (f) and for the first time of my life I'm in love (with a ENFP (m) ) and this is so weird, like I have Feels ???? Sometimes He just sunddendly pop up in my mind and this is just so weird ?? Do you have an idea of how I Can deal with these feels ?

Yeah. Ask the guy out if he isn’t already in a relationship. Feelings are normal. I know. It’s weird. Took me awhile to get used to as well. There’s nothing wrong with them or you. Just takes time. So...I guess maybe sort things out the best you can then ask him out. The rest might sort out in the process and as I said in my last post if things don’t work out, then there’s no shame and breaking it off.

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I'm an INTP (f) and my girlfriend is an INFJ. We're just starting out, and I'd love advice.

Be honest. Talk things out. For anybody. There can be a lot of confusion in communication and you can find a lot of misunderstanding just by talking out your issues. I always like to recommend for anyone in a relationship to talk things out about your relationship at least once a month. And never buy into the soulmate theory. Relationships can end casually if you find things no longer work that way anymore and there’s nothing wrong with that.

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I have noticed that the more 'Concrete'-ness a type has (especially in thought), the more likely it is abudant- in numbers, that is...why is that?

If what you’re saying is what I think you’re saying, I’d have to guess that people who like MBTI feel a desire to act more like the type they’re assigned. Almost like a collapsed probability wave, once they learn about the type they’re more likely to act like it.

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What are possible reasons for INTP and ENFP to not get along?

INTP might have a problem with constantly being “motivated”Or the usual “feelings bother me” schtick.ENFP might get tired of dealing with the dead octopus that is INTP

Generally though it’s hard to say on stereotype. Some of these issues just might not exist between two unique individuals.

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Hey! I'm an INFP (girl) and currently have a crush on an INTP (boy), you are probably thinking something like "poor guy" or something, but I'd really like to know how this kind of relationship would work (or if it would) + the crying INFP stereotype is completely incorrect. We ARE sad a lot, but rather do it on the inside because we don't want to bother those around us with our completely unimportant problems. (At least I am like this...) thank you!

Oh I know it’s just a stereotype. But comedy relies on stereotypes, so to this blog you were a pretty rainy cloud everywhere.  Again any relationship will work out. If you still have this crush however many time units later, go for it. The worst you get is rejected, then you can move on to something else. As an INTP myself I’d certainly appreciate someone just being straightforward and honest. Poor bastard might even be hoping someone would just pop up.

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How do you think a relationship between an INTP and an ESTJ would work out? I'm an INTP and I've personally found that ESTJ's go against everything I stand for and I have a very difficult time dealing with them, but as each person is unique this may just be me.

While I think any relationship can work out. I can definitely see tension *if* the ESTJ tries to be too controlling. That being said all types are people. Just talk to them about your issues. If they’re anybody worth knowing they’ll understand your perspective. 

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i officially love this blog and it makes me feel better about my personality. a lot of friends always tell me im just "trying to be edgy" when i act the way i do, but the intp in me just keeps me from explaining that this is just how i was built, even if the way i was built was probably just throwing shit in a blender and forgetting to add empathy

It’s good to know who you are and where your weaknesses lie, but don’t let it be an excuse to improve yourself. It’s ok to admit you have trouble somewhere, it’s not ok to use it as an excuse. Nobody should feel bad about who they are as long as they’re trying their best.