ENFP: when I first met you, I would have sworn you were the most charismatic extrovert.
INTP: nope, I actually hate talking to people. That was just me trying to rizz you up.
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@intpxenfp
ENFP: when I first met you, I would have sworn you were the most charismatic extrovert.
INTP: nope, I actually hate talking to people. That was just me trying to rizz you up.
ENFP: let me see your new Keroro tattoo!
INTP: so it’s actually Kero.
ENFP: from Cardcaptor Sakura? but you’ve never watched a single episode!
INTP: the artist misheard me and when she showed me her Kero drawing I was too scared to tell her I meant Keroro
ENFP: some confrontation is worse than having someone you don’t know in your skin FOREVER?
INTP: yes. But it’s cute!
ENFP: quick question what do you think you told the delivery man just earlier?
INTP: “Thank you! Have a nice day!”
ENFP: well, you actually said “see you later!”
INTP: what? there’s no later!
(Texting)
INTP: what did you use for manifesting again?
ENFP: candles.
INTP: I need one of those.
ENFP: okay! 🕯️ and why?
INTP: I’m asking a girl out.
ENFP: 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
INTP: ?
ENFP: extra candles for extra luck.
ENFP: did you know that you can use your phone keyboard as a calculator?
INTP: and why would I do that?
ENFP: well calculators are famous for calculating things.
INTP: no I mean why would I do that if my brain is used to calculating things in two seconds.
ENFP: please stop seducing me.
ENFP: goodbye sweetie! Have a nice weekend! Damn, I miss her already.
INTP: wow you spent like a solid hour talking to that friend. When did you meet her?
ENFP: a solid hour ago.
INTP: WHAT.
INTP: that old man was rocking an “Exit light” tee. I wanted to scream “Enter night” so bad but I’m too much of an introvert for that.
ENFP: NOOO you could have met a fellow metalhead! But at least I hope you’ve learned a lesson… shyness limits your chances to meet cool people.
*A few hours later*
ENFP: NO WAY IT’S HIM! THAT’S THE MAN AGAIN!! Do what you wanted to do this time!
INTP:
ENFP: WHAT? YOU DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING!
INTP: at least I hope you’ve learned a lesson… I’m a lost cause.
INTP: what’s that weird spot on the skin of your hand?
ENFP: oh I don’t know!
INTP: maybe a freckle? a mole? an insect reaction? wait what if it’s a fungal infection? only a dermatologist can give you the right answer. Please get it checked out as soon as…
ENFP: *licks it* it’s chocolate! :D
god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)
ENFP about INTP:
How to help the people in Spain
As you may have seen online, Spain is going through a flash flood since October 29. It's mainly affected the Community of Valencia but also some parts of the south-west and the cold drop is now moving to the north-east.
95 bodies have been found at the time I'm writing this (edit: 205 now), there's still people missing and entire towns are isolated as they don't have electricity and their roads have been destroyed. A lot of people don't have tap water or any means to cook. If you're wondering why people didn't evacuate beforehand, it's because authorities didn't care enough to warn people so technically everyone had to go to work and school. Though politicians should be held accountable, the most important thing at the moment is to help those in need. So here's some ways you can help both people and animals that have been affected.
Families and towns
MOST NEEDED AT THE MOMENT: You can donate to Valencia's food bank by making a transfer to this bank account: ES86 2100 2806 6402 0009 8998.
Horta Sud is a county in Valencia that has been the most affected by the floodings. People are leaving their houses because they're scared of the infrastructure getting damaged and even walking by foot to Valencia capital to get food. You can help those families via this gofundme.
Hambre Cero is a Spanish non-profit that was founded after the earthquakes in Indonesia. They will be giving food to those who need it. Here's different ways you can donate.
Cáritas is a Spanish organization formed by different Catholic non-profits. They'll be giving food and also helping clean up the towns. You can donate here by clicking the button where it says "donar".
You can help rebuild the town of Letur (Albacete) by donating to this gofundme that's directly coordinated with the town hall.
This gofundme is joining efforts with the town hall of Valencia to help people who have lost their homes.
Please help this family in Valencia rebuild their home.
Una copa por Valencia ("a drink to Valencia") is a campaign organized by Spanish influencer David Aliagas. The idea behind it is to donate the amount of money you would spend on drinks on a night out. He'll be joining effort with local non-profits. You can help here.
Here's a thread of artists that are accepting commissions in exchange for donations for Valencia.
Animal shelters
Refugio Minipow was home to 50 rabbits and guinea pigs. Thankfully, the owners were able to move all the animals to their homes and those of their neighbors, though the shelter itself has been destroyed right after recent renovations. There's different ways to donate here.
El Refugio de María a dog shelter in Sueca (Valencia), is completely flooded, leaving the dogs visibly distressed, as shown here. You can donate to PayPal [email protected]
Modepran is a dog shelter in Campanar (Valencia) where infrastructure damage has left some dogs without a proper sleeping area. You can donate through PayPal here.
Gatos Campo de Gibraltar is a cat shelter in Los Barrios (Cádiz). need of assistance for relocating cats to new homes and rebuilding damaged facilities. You can donate to their PayPal [email protected]
Protectora San Antón is an animal shelter for cats and dogs in Jerez de la Frontera (Cádiz). The entire place is flooded and the animals don't have a comfortable place to sleep in. Cats can't even walk on the ground. You can donate to their PayPal [email protected]
I'll be adding more as I find them. Thank you everyone for your help.
Edit: adding this because I keep seeing people on Twitter and Tiktok say it makes no sense to give money to people in a "first world" country. I need you people to understand that living in a western country doesn't equal politicians caring about you.
This whole thing started because politicians weren't doing their job and they're still not doing it. People (literal civilians, not firefighters or policemen) are literally pulling bodies from under cars and putting them inside the trunks so children in the affected areas don't see them. There's underground parkings still flooded by water and we don't know how many people may be inside them.
France offered to send us 200 firemen and the Ministry of Interior literally REFUSED. Some of these French firemen came on their own anyway. But that's what our politicians are doing. Negating help and pointing fingers at each other so they don't seem guilty.
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Anything.
Thank you.
INTP's (failed?) attempt to flirt with an ENFP
INTP: long time no see! do you remember me? ENFP: huh yeah obviously... we met in... nursery school? INTP, already panicking and awkward: actually I'm your... future husband. ENFP: wait how come you are from the future yet you haven't seen me in a long time? That would make no sense, unless I died really young. INTP: no, we will die of old age. ENFP: then how are you alive now? And why do you look my age? There are too many plot holes. Are you sure we didn't meet in nursery school? INTP: okay this is never happening again. Bye!
Will you keep making posts? This is one of my favourite relatable blogs.
Yes of course! I just needed to be on a hiatus for some time, but I'm planning to post new stuff very soon :)
INTP: I appreciate their work, but those who write for the "wikis" of videogames and anime must be bored incels with no social life.
ENFP: or ten-year-old girls with undiagnosed autism and ADHD.
INTP: what?
ENFP: a decade has passed and my contributions are still there.
Lyrics from musicals that remind me of ENFPs
"No life can escape being blown about by the winds of change and chance and, though you never know all the steps, you must learn to join the dance" - The Prince of Egypt.
"Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart. No matter the place, we can light up the world. Here's how to start: greet the world with open arms" - Epic The Musical.
"I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope with anything. If you see the wonder of a fairy tale you can take the future, even if you fail. I believe in angels, something good in everything I see" - Mamma Mia.
ENFP: if you weren't studying Chemistry what would you study?
INTP: bakery. I'm pretty good at making cakes.
ENFP: WHAT. Wait. It actually makes so much sense.
INTP: it's like doing an experiment. You have to use the exact amounts of everything and you must follow the instructions to the letter.
ENFP: otherwise you'll face terrible consequences.
INTP: exactly. Bakery is the safer version of Chemistry.
INTP: remember that time when I told you I had never been kissed and you changed the subject?
ENFP: what. I literally replied with "I volunteer". How is that changing the subject?
INTP:
ENFP:
INTP: OH SO YOU DON'T WORK FOR ANY NON-GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATIONS?
ENFP, just trying to be romantic: I wish we could slow down time only for us.
INTP: I mean we could. But we can't. Unless you can travel very close to the speed of light.
ENFP: so I just learned that 3 things are impossible.
INTP: travelling at the speed of light, slowing down time, and...?
ENFP: flirting with you.