twins

A typical life of ENTJ x INTP as twins! // ENTJ 8w7 sx/sp and INTP 5w6 sp/sx

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MBTI as Incorrect Quotes #23

stereotype warning

ENTP: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

ISFJ: Wasn't INTP with you?

INTP: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[intpxentj]

ENTJ: You always reading a book, you don't even talk to me

INTP: Oh, ok *closes the book*

ENTJ:

ENTJ: *talks to someone else instead*

[intpxentj]

Slow

ENTJ: God why are u so slow??

INTP: I'm not slow, i just take time to process things.

ENTJ:

ENTJ: That's literally what slow means.

INTP: Oh-

[intpxentj]

entj: my book has finally being shipped!

intp: cool

entj: can you guess what book i bought?

intp: uhh...self-help?

entj: ...am i THAT obvious?

intp: i was hoping that i was wrong

entj: ;/

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Help Intp she is being yelled by an old man!! 😱😱🤬🤬

[captainiwasntreadyforconcrete]

INTPs be like, yes I need all 70 of these tabs. No I don’t remember what they all are I just know they are there for a very specific rabbit trail I wanna go down

[intpxentj]

Learning new things every single day

question;

Is it just my ENTJ or all ENTJs are the same? Do they have a passion for learning new things everyday and just super curious on how human works and psychology or is it only my ENTJ twin? Because he would literally start the morning with "Hey, did you know that humans.." etc

[intpxentj]

INTP: *had an idea to draw*

INTP: *puts paper on the table*

INTP: *goes on full research about the 'idea'*

- 30 mins later -

INFJ: What are you doing?

INTP: Drawing

INFJ: It's blank.

INTP:

INFJ:

[intpxentj]

Slow

ENTJ: God why are u so slow??

INTP: I'm not slow, i just take time to process things.

ENTJ:

ENTJ: That's literally what slow means.

INTP: Oh-

[intpxentj]

lilac sweater

intp: you look so good in that *lilac sweater*!! that sweater looks so pretty. that color is literally 1 of my fav color!!

enfj: *clearly knows intp is 100% interested in his sweater*

enfj: okay...and? *smirks*

intp:

intp: *confused*

intp: im gonna read books

[intjandothers]

INTJ: That person is an ENFP.

INTP: How do you know?

INTJ:

INTJ: Well, they are clearly an extrovert and I'm having... feelings.

INTP: Ah, I see. The ENFPdar.

[intpxentj]

ahhh cute!!

- intp

[intpxentj]

ENTJ: You always reading a book, you don't even talk to me

INTP: Oh, ok *closes the book*

ENTJ:

ENTJ: *talks to someone else instead*

[intpxentj]

a chat between an entj and an intp

entj asked me to draw the birb...

so here's the birb

- intp

[intpxentj]

ENTJ : Gosh, I'm tired

INTP : bro if you're tired just rest

ENTJ : one does not simply ✨rest✨

ENTJ : I'm finishing this project

[intpxentj]

WHERE IS THE CAT?

ESFJ mom: *shares this picture*

How do you think it goes?

ENTJ sister :

INTP dad :

too much patience and details to endure for an ENTJ 😅

[hellaintp]

ENTP: INTP, why are you so happy?

INTP: *over facetime* this is the one time where everyone else also wants to stay inside and relax

[mbti-conversation]

The Adventures of INxP

INFP: Name other forms of intimacy besides sex.

INTP: Sharing conspiracy theories.