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ENFP: Wow my flat is a mess

INTJ: Matches well with your life, then

ENFP: Hey what the fuck

INTJ: Hello all you new people I'm forced to engage with, could you do this test and provide me with your results so I'll know your personality types.

Person: Or you could just... Spend time with us. Get to know us like a normal human being.

INTJ: I don't need to know you. I need manuals on how to deal with you.

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Person: Sometimes I'm not sure if INTJ considers me a friend or a science project.

INTJ: *takes notes on the other end of the sofa*

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INTP: So INTJ and I were thinking about starting a relationship.

Person: WHAT?

INTJ: Yes. We could share a house, live together, split our bills, get our families off our backs, and maybe even have a family of our own.

Person: But... Are you... in love?

INTP:

INTJ:

INTP: What does love have to do with this?

INTJ: It's a reasonable partnership.

Person: Reasonable-- you know what, never mind. You two are lost cases.

INTJ: *doesn't know how to react when their loved ones are sad so awkwardly pats them on top their head before leaving the room*

Also INTJ: *spends hours after hours trying to solve the issue that caused the said sadness because solving problems is easy, feelings are not*

#did i pet my enfp on top of their head when they were crying?#perhaps #incorrect intj #intj problems #intp personality #intj mbti #intj woman #intj personality #mbti intj #intj facts #intj things #intj conversations #mbti convo #intjlife

INTP: Having a plan stresses me.

INTJ: Not having one stresses me.

INTP:

INTJ:

INTP: It occured to me that we might have a problem here.

ENFP: Aw honey, I don't know where I would be without you

INTJ: Most likely in much bigger debt, possibly in jail for buying an illegal pet, and definitely not in Mexico because without me you would've been banned from the country for the rest of your life

ENFP:

ENFP: It was a tacky romantic comment not a real question

INTP: Plans, schedules, we don't need them.

ENFP: Yes! We'll go with the flow, as I always say!

INTP: Indeed. We'll cross the bridge when we get to it.

ENFP: Plans and schedules cause so much stress.

INTJ: I have never been this stressed in my life. How do you people live like this?

Person: You're a psychopath.

INTJ: And you haven't done your research. First of all, my characteristics lean more towards sociopathy. Second of all, I have done plenty of research on that matter and no, I'm not a sociopath, I'm an INTJ.

INTP, from the sofa: The difference ain't much but it's enough!

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People: Yeah INTJ is such a smart cookie

INTJ: *walks into a wall while thinking*

Person: You know what, nevermind

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INTJ: And who is this new person I suddenly find myself liking? Must be yet another INTP.

INTP: Bingo!

INTJ giving relationship advice to INTP

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Person: How's your dating life going on?

INTx:

INTJ: The issue with the world and myself is that it is not build for people like me.

Person: Aww, don't be so melodramatic.

INTJ:

INTJ: I'm literally saying that female INTJs make up to 0,8% of the population. It's math, not drama. Based on statistics, it would not make sense if the world was built for INTJs.

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INTP: So ENTJ and I are dating. As a test. In theory, we should be a good match.

INTJ: Seems reasonable.

ENTJ: Indeed.

Person: Hey what the fuck? Who chooses a partner like that? Based on MBTI recommendations?

INTJ: *raises their hand*

ENTJ: *salutes*

INTP: Yup

ENFP:

ENFP: IT JUST WORKED OUT LIKE THAT OK? I’M A STEREOTYPE.

Person: Wow INTJ must be the person who never does anything interesting. Like, business all day long and never fun. Geez, they probably make excel sheets when they want to relax.

INTJ, scrabbling love poems while binge watching their favorite TV show: Yeah, sounds accurate.

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People: How can you be in a relationship with INTJ? They are the scariest and most oppressive person I’ve ever met.

ENFP: What? INTJ is a cinnamon bun.

INTJ: *murderously glares at everyone else while carrying ENFP’s purse*

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