I am, I am, I am

Sam

[gaypriori]

[nudygoon]

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[beachgothbaby]

i want history museums i want art galleries i want forests i want waterfalls i want oceans i want long car drive i want concerts i want book stores i want rooftops i want star gazing i want to travel i want to feel 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

hey it’s me: a huge fan of attention and validation

[folktaylor]

someone has to date me eventually right

[pvnkle]

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

*gets in an uber* hi yeah i know i said i wanted to go somewhere but im actually just going through a hard time rn can you put on some fleetwood mac and take me through a carwash

[elyvesian]

[hermitgoawayshire]

Good on them

[nb-tomfool]

A Roman scholar during the Hunnic Invasions and the Fall of Rome: god has abandoned us the world is ending all will perish soon I cry five times every day

Me, fifteen hundred years later, reading about this on Wikipedia in my underwear at 11pm, munching on saltines: fascinating

[hypersfixation]

unstoppable force (my thirst for an education) vs immovable object (my excutive dysfunction preventing me from actually doing any work)

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[ororosmunroe]

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

[walkingdorito]

[divineofficial]

[timeaway]

I feel horrible in case you were wondering

[art-notart-blog]

just wanna find the softest grass i can find and lay down in it and look at the sky for a very very very long time

[humorstar]

me: sets a perfectly reasonable deadline for myself to accomplish a task

also me: ignores the task, the deadline, myself,