[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[goth-queen]

[kosmogrl]

I don’t know of this is my frontal lobe developing or whatever but I’m becoming so self aware

[kosmogrl]

this is literally me right now

[no--net]

Goals question mark

[thememedaddy]

[ultramonogyny]

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

[catchymemes]

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[collarboundprince]

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

[rottenvampbat]

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[thememedaddy]

[christianstepmoms]

i do not like dating apps

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[thememedaddy]

[tall]

[my-dailydreams]

[thememedaddy]

[introverted-waffle]

i find it funny how people in 1995 thought that in 20 years, 2015, there’d be big ass robots who were going to save the world against evil

like i’m sorry to disappoint you

but we haven’t even solved racism and homophobia

[introverted-waffle]

update: it's 2026, and we still haven't done any of the above