Welcome to the Shop

A Tattoo Shop Ran by Pierced (Dib) and Tatts (Zip)

[invadebrane]

I bet your shop smells like cow shit and baby vomit.

Tatts: Nope it smells of pumpkin spice and herbs though. Pierced: I'm a basic bitch, I love my pumpkin spice lattes, sorry. Tatts: Also where would the cow shit come from? We're in the middle of the fucking city. Also if it smells like any vomit it's Pierced's and he's certainly not a baby. He's a MAN baby. Bit of a difference.

Pierced: Yeah! Hey, wai-

[invadebrane]

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Tatts and Pierced (Together): And we are roommates. Pierced: Told you someone out there would get it. Tatts: I was just saying it felt so old a meme at this point that they might not've.

[invadebrane]

Gay or European

Pierced: We are Gaaaaayyyy! Tatts: AND EUROPEAN! (At least that's my cover story from when I initially arrived on Earth.)

[invadebrane]

Ello!! How are you guys? :] -@vortain-engineer

Tatts: Hello we are fine. How about you?

Pierced: Yes, perfectly fine, same q as Tatts

[jaubaius]

He knows how to turn on his own and everything😂

Source

[invadebrane]

Just how….ethical is your shop anyways? Do you wash your tools? Do you follow public safety requirements? IS YOUR ALIEN MUZZLED?

Tatts: Oh very ethical. Yes. Obviously or we'd be shut down and shuttered straight away. And lastly, of course I muzzle my alien especially when he gets uppity, isn't that right, Pierced?

[invadebrane]

Are you gay or just friends

We're business partners and roommates. And yes, very happy as both.

[roach-with-a-knife]

Pierced: Oh lookit it's a scruffy cat that looks like it's survived a drowning. Or a rat? It's hard to tell from the way it looks... TATTS CAN I HAVE IT? PWEASE? Tatts: No, absolutely not, you'd die from some virus or disease it might be killing not to mention your allergies you idiot.

I can’t get a moment’s peace in the tumblr multiverse can I

[invadebrane]

Pierced: AND IT TALKS! NOW I REALLY WANT THE SCRUFFLY LIL GUY Tatts: That's a person I think. It is kinda cute though in a scrunklie way. Here offer it a Cheeto and see if it will come to you.

[invadebrane]

Interesting. Thanks.

Pierced: Well, it was between that and my other assets, as it were. Tatts: Pierced, that's a little tmi for this blog, don't you think? Pierced: .... I'm sorry I take a George Carlin stance on cursing, Tatts, so I don't see the issue here. Tatts: Anyway, I consider Earth my home now and all the life on it as my duty to protect from any space things that might intend them or the planet harm. Pierced: What about a giant space rock? Tatts: Yes. Pierced: A greedy billionaire who destroys our moon by trying to drill it for resources causing the remains of it to rain down upon the surface like a giant ball of death? Tatts: Of course. Pierced: What about the inevitable end of the universe and thusly time itself? Tatts: ... You're just wanting to push my buttons right now, aren't you? Pierced: ... Maaaybe? That or I need you to come to bed cause I can't sleep rn.

[invadebrane]

Hello, no one of consequence here.

What you say are humans' defining feature?

Tatts: I'd say their freedom to decide their own path in life. No matter the hinderances that life has put in their way. Why, take Pierced, for example. Pierced: (Tries to puff out chest) Tatts: Despite being the worst example of his species, he was the only one who dared to become friends with the likes of me. Maybe because he didn't have much to lose in doing so, but who knows? Pierced: (Shakes head) No, that's not why it's because I figured you needed some greens to chill your panicking ass out, remember? You were so wound up because your people expected way too much of you when you were just a kid, after all. Waaay too young to be that pressured for anything. Tatts: Don't lie about it. You wanted an alien as a friend and later as a boyfriend. Pierced: Those were just added perks that came with the package of befriending you tho.

[invadebrane]

✨Did you drop dead yet? ✨

Pierced: Nope, not yet. But we are busy setting up for the holiday season here at InvadeBrane Tattoo Shop. Actually, Tatts is busy decorating for some expected seasonal guests. You could say they are holiday spirits of a sort. Tatts: Where do I put the gingerbread sacrifices again? On the Alter or the stone platter? Pierced: Stone platter, oh and don't forget the holly for to ward off the pixies.

[seansear]

there's an alien on my fridge

[player-membrane]

*💌*

You are recieving a missive from emoz-zim...

"this cat loves you. you take it, yes?"

["Zim did not poison cat. cat is friendly."]

Holy shit, Zim. I didn't know you were part of the cat distribution system. Sure. Why not. It reminds me of my brother's cat anyway.

[invadebrane]

Branez: Take the cat, Gaz lookit how pwecious it is it's beans it's floof, it's tail. Take it give it a home!

[memewhore]

[blue-ice-veins]

you think it can’t get better, but it does. sound on.

[discowitchparty]

ITS SPOOPY SEASON BABEEEEEEEEEYY

[ayakashibackstreet]

@halloweentual

[kuzcosources]

seggsual tension!

never too early/late for some sinday stuff! add '+' for the reverse! assume all of these are done with consent!

[smolder] - Sender stares at receiver from across the room.

[pin] - Sender and receiver are caught in a small space, causing their bodies to be close together.

[position] - Sender catches receiver in a compromising position.

[heat] - It's hot, and sender/receiver notices how the other's clothes are sticking in all the right places.

[cold] - It's cold, and sender/receiver have to stay together for warmth.

[bed] - Sender and receiver have to share a bed.

[towel] - Sender catches receiver in nothing but a towel.

[squeeze] - Sender and receiver have to hold hands.

[moan] - Sender accidentally / on purpose moans suggestively.

[wound] - Sender has to patch up receiver's wound.

[dance] - Sender and receiver have to dance together.

[whisper] - Sender whispers in receiver's ear.

[bath] - Sender catches receiver bathing.

[food] - Sender watches receiver eating something in a particular manner.

[sleeves] - Sender sees receiver roll up their sleeves.

[button] - Sender sees receiver's shirt unbuttoned.

[zip] - Sender helps receiver zip/unzip their dress.

[grope] - Sender accidentally (on purpose) gropes receiver.

[stretch] - Sender watches receiver stretch, showing a bit of skin.

[scent] - Sender gets a smell of receiver's cologne/perfume.

[nemfrog]

Parts of the human skeleton. Library of health. 1921.

Internet Archive

[invadebrane]

What are Planet Jackers?

Tatts is going gearing up the scuttle to go take care of an 'issue' that we've become aware of. But uh, how screwed are we, has anyone on here dealt with the 'planet jackers' before? I'm not worried but curious.

[resisty-zim]

Riiiight so they kidnap planets not marked by the irken empire to feed them to their dying sun to keep their civilization running and warm.

[invadebrane]

Pierced: Ah, oh, uh... Okay, so um... How much danger is Tatts in for going to challenge them to keep our planet from having that occur to them?

[resisty-zim]

Eh, they're not that hard to defeat. I've done it.

[invadebrane]

Pierced: Oh thank goodness, I was worried there for a second that he'd have to use his moose tatt I gave him on them. That could've been bad.

[resisty-zim]

If you say so

[invadebrane]

Since it has the essence of a 'mini moose' innit, I'm sure it would've been highly powerful. It's a magical tattoo, you see.

[resisty-zim]

Oh neat, that's unique

[invadebrane]

I apprenticed under an old fellow who had the ability to do so and he taught it to me. I have multiple magic tatts, One which is the essence of a mothdragon one that's the essence of a wishing star, one that's blue flame spirit. And my latest one is a lil fairy one, but it's still setting in the skin.