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I'm Chloe ~ 18 ~ Veggie ~ Valar Morghulis

[fanonical]

good morning to everyone except the death eater who killed the ice cream guy

[invalid-wallflower]

[cesaray]

[irisowl]

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

[ryblogs]

omfg

[adhduck]

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

[gogomrbrown]

[buzzfeed]

This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme

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“She managed to scare her classmates and one cried,” she said. “Her wish came true, so she’s very happy.”

[n0chillvibes]

Me as a child

[d0nn0]

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I legitimately thought he was serious before now as well

In our defence, would it really be a shock if somewhere out there are men who seriously believe stuff like “Lol toothpaste is FOR GIRLS”

[sandandglass]

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King concoct a scary story

[princesslobster]

Best Trump shade I’ve seen so far

[moriartyisqueen-blog]

[andrewbelami]

REACH FOR THE SKY

[sandandglass]

Stephen Colbert and Stephen King concoct a scary story

[princesslobster]

Best Trump shade I’ve seen so far

[michelleumunna]

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[weavemama]

tbh America is passing bullshits laws just to be passing bullshit laws at this point

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[unflatteringcatselfies]

[washexthesystem]