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theweirdwideweb

Today I knit a 3 foot long red ribbon for my sister’s pig. That pig is a fancy lady!

theweirdwideweb

Update from my sister:

theweirdwideweb

jiluan-deactivated20171207

you could tell me literally anything about lord of the rings and if you said it was in the silmarillion I would believe you because I’m never going to read that shit

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“in middle earth weed is epic” - the slim marion

jiluan-deactivated20171207

oh damn wtf is that true? jk rowling wild for that

6haha-memes9

#lmaooo

dnopls

In Street Fighter: The Movie, if you hit an opponent as soon as they throw a fireball in the wrong direction, the fireball turns around.

Balrog can reflect projectiles in this game, and reflecting these backwards fireballs does not fix their orientation.

Also, hadokens can be aimed up and down for whatever reason. Why not.

dnopls

I foolishly believed that you could ONLY aim hadokens up and down

I was wildly incorrect about that, you can make them go wherever the fuck you want

metrogoon

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

yewwth

dresses in mexico

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ok me saying more than one word

oomshi

this made me so horny

foulserpent

whys king kong………..so fucking large

brightereyes

the bigger you are the larger you are

foulserpent

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*flushes toilet*

gluglulglulglulglulglylulglulylglylylyl…………………………..

………………………………….

GLLGLULGL

iverbz

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

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You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

iverbz

porterr-robinson

manjitthapp

Stranger Things by manjit thapp / instagram (don’t delete my caption)

This is kinda weird

earthnation

*open rp*

aquus

EARTH NO!!!

earthnation

DONT fuck with Galactic Empress Reba

aquus

reba-san… i cannot allow you to proceed no matter what!

earthnation

i applaud your moxie young lady but…

do you really think you have the power to stop me!?

aquus

i know you’re powerful reba..and to be honest..im afraid…scared to death even…

but then i realized something! life is scary sometimes! hard even! and sometimes you’ll have nowhere to go!

but as long as you have good friends who love you by your side…as long as you have someone to fight for..theres no way you can lose!

we’ve been charged with protecting this world..its people..their feelings…are all in our hearts!

CRESCENT BEAM SHOWER!

earthnation

now if you’re done with these little games…

THEN PERISH SAILOR MOON

samandriel

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

samandriel

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

samandriel

in case you were wondering this is him

samandriel

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)