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[weirdplutoprince]

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

[weaver-z]

This satire article resonated with me so much

[gudetama-tamad]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[depsidase]

[turtleraccoonsoup]

sam reich and matt mercer were holding brennan at gun point when he delivered this statement

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[zoctopode]

[only-cat-memes]

[thecolorofthegame]

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

[angelicguy]

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours

[anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20]

[bruzum]

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

I love this!

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[beardedmrbean]

Thank you google, very informative

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The Five Thousand Pound Grandpa would be a great children's book