Goddess of the Century

The names Victoria, I'm 20, and majoring in psychology. If you want to get to know me, message me!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

bro shut up i’m trying to remember every detail of my dream last night please just give me some peace dude 

[flowerinaflame]

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[posiviibes]

[nintendogs64-deactivated2013080]

there’s something very satisfying about buying office supplies but I’m not quite sure how to explain that feeling

[schweetheart]

the illusion of productivity

[schrodingers-tribble]

that’s it that’s the feeling

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[luisonte]

[virgoassbitch]

So many people confuse being irresponsible with being fun and having self-control with being boring

[milkhoneyhoe]

Piping hot tea because some of y'all really think it’s cute to be out here casually ruining your health and lives

[iwillnotelaborate-deactivated20]

[curseworm]

just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

[howdymynamesis]

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

[curseworm]

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

[howdymynamesis]

what

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[gahdamnpunk]

“One must respect the game”, but when is French Open going to respect Serena?!

[transmortifried]

Older WLW Couples

reblog if you agree

[transmortifried]

Someone PLEASE add some photos I beg of you.

[cockyroaches]

On it!

💕💕💕💕💕💕

[transmortifried]

[for-southendgirls]

Reblogging myself because I can’t believe I forgot the OGs, aka Edie and Thea, aka the Jewish lesbians who gave y’all MARRIAGE. 

[neverthere12345]

[artbytesslyn]

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks: