Walking Shitpost

ig: jasmine_withane

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[8syntheticanimal8]

[notahorseindisguise]

you and I were like. pees in a pod. oops sorry i accidentally peed in your pod. anyway as i was saying you and i are pretty fucking similar

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[hymnism]

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

#cottagecore

[shoestoreslore]

this and a blunt

[wingsfromwhere]

[sliversoakley4]

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[neotrances-deactivated]

looking at lipstick review and went to the comments to see if anyone else had tried it to see if it’s rlly long wear and read these and got annoyed

bc look at how much hair this girl has…

like that’s barely anything and every three comments someone’s saying something like “u need to wax” “ew to the stache” kys

[duncebento]

these bitches would think i'm lao tzu

[berensreverie]

What I want for Pride Month

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[ceruleanheaven]

very cruel to put this much love inside the body of such an unloveable creature

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried