Walking Shitpost

ig: jasmine_withane

[kosmogrl]

[greelin]

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

[teathattast]

[loveridden1999]

[nohoperadio]

It's well known that penises become a certain way when the person is horny--but I think there should be different shapes for all the other emotions as well.

[invisiblekate]

It's the same range of shapes as the teletubbies

[saltoncity]

met gala theme fat and in jeans

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[ampervadasz]

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[thememedaddy]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[mothcub]

:)

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey