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i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

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When people ask me who my favorite captain is

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From @tarastevens2

[Video: far off shot of a crane lifting a blue Porta-Potty through the air.

Audio: Doctor Who theme song.]

it’s really fun!

I know that “ACAB” is an acronym for All Cops Are Bastards but every time I see it I still think Assigned Cop At Birth

dat-soldier

“Sir… Ma’am… it’s a cop.”

“No!! Surely there’s a mistake!”

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ophanic

gay people be like “i know a spot” and then take you up that hill to make a deal with god 🙄

conchobarbarian

normally it’s spelled j-e-f-f but geoff I guess

#jeff tag

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Almost forgot I wanted to post this March doodle request sooner rather than later~ A patron requested some of the guys from Black Panther, so I drew the AU where Erik gets to grow up in Wakanda with his family ;w;

Also imagining Erik tries to get them all into Dragonball and Naruto and Shuri is like “this is neat but why aren’t there more girls in the fights” and T’challa is just like “????? I don’t understand any of what I’m seeing”

I drew inspiration from murals in Oakland for the background; 3rd one down is my particular ref: https://www.visitoakland.com/blog/post/the-most-hella-awesome-oakland-street-murals-part-1/

#alrightalrightalrightalright #Black Panther

babyhotlinez

When you hear a story that’s just a real kick in the dick:

#ta-bitch tag

xueyangapologist

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

#the bean #i think she does the teeth thing now...