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[invisiblevalet]

Today in “Liked by Hozier”

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everyone but me gets to vape

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ive done absolutely zero research on this but i know elvis would have been a zionist

[invisiblevalet]

if you’re not in the states, hozier at acl

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i just started listening to hozier (ik, like over a decade late, whatever), but bruh. some of y'all did this dude so dirty. everything i've ever seen of him on here has been like "uwu magical forest man" and so my black ass goes into it expecting white boy indie music, but instead i get this radical leftist irish guy straight up singing the blues, like?? (singing the blues/having a lot of blatantly black musical influences, BUT crediting his influences in the process, which is a an important distinction)

like y'all. has anyone told tiktok what kind of music this man actually makes? bc some of them might be shooketh to find out their precious forest man is actually telling them to dismantle the oppressive institution of colonialism while actively paying homage to artists of color

well, that and also to eat pussy, but same thing tbh

[invisiblevalet]

“How pure, how sweet a love, Aretha, that you would pray for him?” to “Jackboot Jump” pipeline is a rough time for TikTok’s forest king swamp daddy perception of Hozier

[naidje]

what if his neck just did that?

[invisiblevalet]

hitting a quick nose grind in Tony hawk downhill jam on my 2003 gameboy between sets

[invisiblevalet]

fuck yeah it is

[mewhenlife]

“Irish musicians rapping or supporting the people of Palestine is NOT an act of terrorism… Mo Chara, Móglaí Bap, DJ Próvaí, you know them.” - Hozier

[invisiblevalet]

It’s a really unique and pointless kind of autism that makes me follow real people online (usually insane) like they’re my little sims and then update my notes and also tell wife about them regularly and I fucking don’t know why they listen fr

I’ve never played the sims sorry

[horrorlesbians]

“I could fix him” “I could ruin him” well I could visualize him as my father figure

[invisiblevalet]

Today in “Liked by Hozier”

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Dexter being averse to boundaries from his son is peak Gen X behavior

[invisiblevalet]

white girl, please don’t ask “when do we get Hozier’s blues album” after seeing him at buddy guy’s club.

white girl, do you know how much blues is infused in his music already while still maintaining respect for the genre and history and being aware of his place with context to it?

white girl, please go listen to blues by poc (many of whom hozier has specifically named as influences) instead of waiting for a white person to do a rendition you’re comfortable with

white girl, blues is not for you. don’t try to make it about you

[invisiblevalet]

a princess goes cameo for every season !! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW (or shut me up gg)

[invisiblevalet]

they’re making him eat just a head of cauliflower fucks sake he’s a BIG EATER and a GROWING BOY

[black-star-kunzite]

Uhh look at me I’m MCH I can just get like 1 dextillion dollars from Showtime to do bullshit and ASMR w Uma Thurman and Krysten Ritter and have snatched fuckin waist at goddamn 50 years old fuck you