Your friendly neighborhood Memelord

[omghotmemes]

I’m scared

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Tetris was created by a Russian, has Russian style music, and teaches you how to fall in line.

[catchymemes]

[corsolanite]

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

This is Self Care Charizard. Reblog whenever you need a temporary release from whatever stresses you currently have.

[monarobot]

need this so bad

[stability]

[showerthoughts-lol]

Avatar, the highest grossing film of all time, seems to have made zero impact on culture. No one references the movie and no one really talks about it since it was released 10 years ago.

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts

[omghotmemes]

We actually did it

[firez-tbr]

https://Patreon.com/firez

For annotated versions, exclusive time lapses and more

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(for context: i had an NPC(named Officer B) give a player a notepad from his breast pocket without thinking about it, so my players started testing how much stuff they could get out of him, and after some shenanigans this exchange happened)

Player #1: Can you give me a thermonuclear bomb?

Officer B: I mean, I could, but I’m not gonna.

Player #2: Isn’t that against the geneva convention?

*pause*

Officer B: What’s the geneva convention?

Player #1: Can i have the geneva convention?

Officer B:*pulls paper labeled “geneva conventions” out of his shirt* sure.

Player #1: *hands Officer B the paper* This is the geneva convention

[sixpenceee]

Your brain is kind of a scumbag.

[just-shower-thoughts]

One of the loneliest feelings in the world is realizing that you have no one to put down as an emergency contact

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE, YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT. 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Secretly stealing the can-opener from your friend’s doomsday bunker is the greatest practical joke of all time.

[fuckyahumor]

me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate

my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It’s impossible to plug in a headphone jack the wrong way, and they don’t have get enough credit for this.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If we ever colonize Mars there will eventually be people who are anti-Earth or Earth deniers.

[st-a-y]