Incorrect Voltron:Legendary Defender Quotes

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Allura: Lance, why are you late?

Lance: Sorry, someone was slowing me down

Pidge: You were slowing yourself down!

Lance: I was getting to that...

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Lance: What’s the quintessence for? Zarkon: I’m glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan… [blasts Lance]

Avengers Age of Ultron

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Lance: Have you ever been in love?

Keith: Once.

Lance: How did it end?

Keith: It hasn’t.

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Hunk: Guys, if I die, I want to die hugging.

Pidge: Hunk, you’re choking me!

Hunk: Let my body be your shield!

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Lance: I just drive him off, big screw up on my part. I’m trying this thing where I just own my mistakes. I like it, do you?

Hunk: I did until you bragged about it.

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Zarkon: You’re supposed to be dead. You’re pushing your luck.

Shiro: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first.

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You think you’ve got problems? I’ve got a mullet!

Keith

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You know what I hear? The sound of you shutting the fuck up.

Pidge

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Hunk: Lance, my god, you’ve grown!

Lance: Actually, I’m wearing high healed sneakers

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Keith: I never know what to say to people at funerals.

Shiro: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss”, then move on.

[a minute later]

Keith: Sorry for your loss. Move on.

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Keith: Seems like I am always saving your ass.

Lance: Well, it is an ass worth saving.

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Hunk: Is anyone else scared?




Keith: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

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Keith: Lance, we have a lot more in common than you think.




Lance: That’s a terrible thing to say.

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Lance: If me and Shiro were both drowning, who would you save?

Keith: I don’t know, both of you.

Lance: No. If you could only save one of us?

Keith: Well, I would probably save Shiro because he can’t swim and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.

Lance: Suppose I was holding an anchor? … Who would you save then?

Keith: Well, why don’t you let go of the anchor?

Lance: It’s a family heirloom.

Keith: I’m leaving.

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We all know that my job here is to look hot.

Lance

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I’m trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I’m blanking.

Lance (to Keith)

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Lance: Hey guys, check out my awesome vampire costume!

Hunk: You are dressed like the Phantom of the Opera. He’s not a vampire.

Lance: He eats theater people.

Pidge: No, he doesn’t.

Keith: I think he might.

Lance: He does.

Hunk: Do you even know who the Phantom of the Opera is?

Keith: He might not.

Pidge: He doesn’t.

Lance: I don’t.