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@inxichis
inoichis kind of a dilf huh
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ā close your eyes and hold out your hands. ā ā what are you smiling at? ā ā i canāt leave you alone for one minute, can i? ā ā was it you? did you do all this? ā ā i donāt know how you do this every day⦠ā ā that is not an appropriate question to ask a lady youāve just met. ā ā iām not sorry. ā ā i did warn you not to trust me. ā ā do you remember anything? at all? ā ā youāre lucky youāre cute. ā ā why donāt you just kill me? ā ā did you hurt yourself? ā ā i could show you the way. ā ā i donāt feel so good. ā ā you owe me a dinner. a very nice dinner. ā ā donāt go. please. ā ā you wanna know what your problem is? ā ā iām here to drink alone. ā ā donāt run away from this. ā ā iām just saying, murder is an option. ā ā i didnāt realize you were in so much pain. ā ā i guess it runs in the family, huh? ā ā you wouldnāt understand. ā ā weāve been through a lot. i think we should just lay low and take it easy. ā ā dangerous to be out so late. ā ā i hope you havenāt been standing out in the cold this whole time. ā ā i made a mistake. ā ā am i not good enough? ā ā iām going to get you out of here. ā ā why did you bring me here? ā ā arenāt we in a good mood today? ā ā donāt shut me out. please. ā ā the stormās getting worse. ā ā i never meant to hurt you. ā ā youāre about as intimidating as a butterfly. ā ā have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? ā ā here, take this. youāll catch a cold. ā ā this is the part where you leave. ā ā why are you talking like weāll never see each other again? ā ā you stepped on my foot! ā ā youāre not a very convincing liar. ā ā weāre in completely different leagues. ā ā how did you find me? ā ā i donāt need you anymore. ā ā rough day today? ā ā snap out of it! ā ā you look better in my clothes than i do. ā ā why are you still here? ā ā can i ask⦠what happened? ā ā are you saying you care about me? ā ā i wonāt let anyone hurt you. ā ā itās not stealing if it was mine to begin with. ā ā well, this is where i live. ā ā weāre not so different after all. ā ā how long have i been asleep? ā ā no more lies, no more secrets. ā ā can you forgive me? ā ā i thought you⦠i saw you get shot. ā ā why are you really here? ā ā i wish we never met. ā ā you look like you need a hug. ā ā would you run away with me? ā ā see? iām not just a pretty face. ā ā we can stop them. i can help you. ā ā what now? iām tired. ā ā i didnāt want you to see me like this. ā ā i canāt do this without you. ā ā if you tell me yours, iāll tell you mine. ā ā are you threatening me? ā ā did you ever care about me? ā ā treat me like the princess that i am! ā ā iām not leaving you. ā ā why did you come? ā ā i need your help⦠and you need mine. ā ā i wish i could hate you. ā ā i see you donāt recognize me. well, it was a long time ago. ā ā youāve lost a lot of blood. ā ā i had my suspicions, but until now i wasnāt sure. ā ā thereās nothing left for me here. ā ā that is⦠literally illegal. youāre describing something illegal. ā ā wait. iāve heard that sound before. ā ā just try to hang on. ā ā so whyās it so important anyway? ā ā iāll stay in tonight, thanks. ā ā we canāt keep going on like this. ā ā in about a minute, youāll be sorry you didnāt listen to me. ā ā is this seat taken? sorry, itās a bit crowded here. ā ā you canāt leave me here alone! ā ā iāll believe it when i see it. ā ā why are you laughing? this is a very serious situation. ā ā i bought two. here. ā ā iāve seen you before, walking by. ā ā why canāt i come with you? ā ā c'mon. arenāt you worried what might happen if we go? ā ā walk with me? ā ā itās very rude to stare. ā ā how many times have i told you? you canāt visit me here. ā ā we canāt fix this. can we? ā ā are you going to kill me? ā ā itās not like you can stop me. ā ā itās not safe for people to see us together. ā ā take me with you. ā ā some risks are worth taking. ā ā let them go. take me instead. ā ā what do you want in exchange for it? ā ā is being drunk an excuse? ā ā promise me you wonāt overreact. ā ā how can i possibly trust you? after all youāve done. ā ā how long have you been standing there? ā ā why did you wake me? ā ā iām not here to talk about my feelings. ā ā you were going to leave without saying goodbye? ā ā for some reason, iām attracted to you. ā ā promise me? ā ā itās nothing, iām just tired. ā ā i feel safe with you. ā ā i donāt need your help. ā ā i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do. ā ā no way, iām not doing that. ā ā i do care. ā ā you snore in your sleep. itās adorable. ā ā i have a spare bed. ā ā youāre very kind. some day itāll get you killed. ā ā youāll always have a home with me. ā ā of course i care. youāre my family. ā ā you shouldnāt insult people that are bigger than you. ā ā i never wanted to hurt you. ā ā i swear it wasnāt me. ā ā we can just sit here, you donāt have to talk. ā ā did you miss me? ā ā this isnāt just about you. itās about whatās best for all of us. ā ā you can never admit when youāre wrong! ā ā is this what you wanted? ā ā what are you doing out here by yourself? ā ā sorry to put you through that. i guess i owe you one now. ā ā the only time you talk to me is when you need something. ā ā iām still learning. ā ā if you have something to say, spit it out. ā ā you⦠donāt like me very much, do you? ā ā iām on your side. ā ā i risked my life for you! ā ā whatever youāre going to ask, the answer is no. ā ā you can stay with me. ā ā i just need time. ā ā please donāt do this, donāt act like you care. ā ā who the hell invited you? ā ā what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? ā ā i just wanted to say iām sorry. ā ā think of it as a compliment. ā ā do you ever stop being so serious and dull? ā ā itās rare to see your kind around here. ā ā you remember me. thatās good. ā ā youāre a terrible flirt you know. ā ā are you kidding me? weāre not āfineā! ā ā right now i wish i was dead. ā ā i guess i shouldāve told you. ā ā youāre not alone. iām here. ā ā youāve been so quiet. whatās on your mind? ā ā knowledge is power. ā ā you scared me. ā ā well, whatās so strange about that? ā ā donāt look at me like that. ā ā i want to be there when you get whatās coming to you. ā ā just who do you think you are? ā ā you look⦠amazing. ā ā weāre safe, arenāt we? ā ā you know, i really hoped iād never see this place again. ā ā donāt touch me. get away from me. ā ā i thought youād like this. ā ā itās too dark, i canāt see anything. ā ā whatās that smug look for? you think you can do any better? ā ā who did you piss off this time? ā ā you shouldāve thought about that before you got into a fight. ā ā i only wanted to help. ā ā you knew and you didnāt tell me? ā ā you donāt scare me. ā ā wow, look who remembered my existence. ā ā change isnāt easy. ā ā why did you help me? ā ā why do you hate me? ā ā i canāt even trust myself anymore. ā ā i was making sure you werenāt dead, since you never called. ā ā you look awful. what happened? ā ā are you here to kill me? ā ā you know you arenāt allowed in here, right? ā ā was that a friend of yours? ā ā two years later and you havenāt changed. ā ā you look like you just saw a ghost. ā ā nobody tells me what to do. ā ā youāre too scared to do it, arenāt you? ā ā come on. it canāt be that bad. ā ā i hope to repay your kindness someday. ā ā just let me do this for you. ā ā why were they coming after you? ā ā how many people have you killed? how many? ā ā how much do you value your life? ā ā you donāt know when to give up, do you? ā ā donāt lie to me. ā ā iām not sober enough to talk about this. ā ā have a drink with me. ā
thinks about how we were robbed of InoShikaCho grandpas
Day 28 - Inoichi
Another of the good dads. I did cry when he died
murasakiirohanaā:
Ā Ā Ino had just barely gotten home and was planning on heading straight for her home when she heard her dad call her. The smell of his cooking wafted through the air and her mood instantly switched. Inoichi was often busy so getting a home-cooked meal from his was always a treat that sheād never pass up.
Ā Ā āI didnāt know you were cooking tonight! I thought you said you had to stay late,ā Ino starts, moving to stand at his side to get a look at what he was making.Ā āIt already smells sooo good. Do you want me to help? Iāll have to change first though.ā
āIf you would like to help me, I would love some help.ā He smiles at his daughter fondly, for exactly as long as he is able before the meet presents a serious concern. After she disappears upstairs, he tries to once again mentally prepare himself for the conversation they have to have tonight.
The beef comes to somewhere around medium, and Inoichi takes it off the grill to rest. The veggies had been simmering, but now that they have his full attention, itās time to get a char on them. When she comes back, he addresses her,Ā āCould you check on the rice? Also, if you want anything else, nowās the time to add it in.ā
inoichi and shikaku are so best friends that they even died at the same second
inoichi and yoshino and shikaku are all best friends
your ot3 only works if no one is loved any less and if everyone is the awkward third wheel sometimes @scariestnaraĀ
single fatherhood--
inoichiās schedule had been much like shikakuās, prior to becoming a father. he worked long hours, most of the time managed to be home for dinner, and couldnāt and didnāt want to talk about his job with his wife. he wanted to keep work and home separate, keep his family as a refuge for his tired mind. he was always valiant about doing his duty, no matter that he would have preferred to spend more time in the flower shop. when ino is born, his hours donāt change much. after all, the needs of konoha havenāt changed, and in some ways they are more pressing than ever--
when the kyuubi attacks, the jounin are all called away from their homes in the middle of the night to stop him. inoichi kisses wife and baby hurriedly, vowing to return home in one piece.Ā
after the battle is over and he discovers what he has done, who he has lost, inoichi cannot go home, to his house. he will see her around every corner, think every sound is her. he will imagine her soft humming and the scent of her hair, and it will break him. ino needs him, and he canāt break. it is without doubt that he asks the naras if he can stay with them. he needs to be around family right now; he needsĀ that support system. he leaves during the day to take care of yamanaka clan business, but he does notĀ set foot in the house that he shared with his wife.
he stops working quite suddenly, leaving the entirity of t&i without a head interrogator and the hokage without a constant stream of information. they push him to come back for weeks, so much so that he snaps.
iām all she has in the world! i need to be there for her!
his best friends, shikaku and chouza, are there and they support him, but inoichiās temper has been pushied to its breaking point. he approaches sandaimeās desk and hits it hard with his palm, never breaking eye contact.
i will quit. and then youāll be left with nothing.
effectively, he is a stay at home dad until ino enters the academy at five. upon his return to full-time work, he realizes that it was a nice break. he realizes that he likesĀ tending to the shop, dealing with clan business, and being inoās father. he realizes that he doesnāt want to juggle torture and interrogation as well. after just a few days back at work, he realizes that he didnāt want to return.
a little about inoichiās wife--
he was unattached for most of his life by choice. when it came down to it, the hard truth was he didnāt have room for other peopleās emotions in his head. his line of work demanded that he be careful of who he let into is world, and if he didnāt keep up a constant wall between what heĀ felt and the what the memoriesĀ felt, yamanaka legend forewarned of brain death.
but when he had seen her... he had fallen for her instantly. kaida was love at first sight, and she was gorgeous. he saw her, and he couldnāt look away. he left his friends mid-sentence and went over to talk to her, to get her to smile at him, to ask her out, to see if that spark of lighting had only hit him. platinum blonde hair and bright blue eyes, tall and slender, she was the kind of woman young boys dream about being with. but she liked him back, and kaida fell for inoichi as quickly as he fell for her. they were married within a year, were pregnant within another year, and before the dawn of the third year, she was gone.
a civilian, kaida ultimately decides that she cannot bear the responsibilities expected of her. to act as the wife of a clan head meant dealing with a lot of people, day in and day out. people who could use a special mind meltingĀ jutsu, and she couldnāt. raising a ninja daughter when she herselfĀ was not a ninja felt like a monumental task. if ino wasnāt talented, she would be blamed. most of all, she wasnāt raised the way they all were, to put the village first above everything. she wanted inoichi home, with her, not working ridiculous hours interrogating for the hokage.
it occurs to her one day that she could just leave, that she shouldĀ just leave. heās never going to choose her; sheās never going to come first; and she deservesĀ to come first. in the chaos of the kyuubi attack, kaida slips into the night and never comes back. ino is just over a month old. she leaves her with yoshino and lies about needing to grab something from the house. none of them ever see her again.
and inoichi never quite gets over her, never opens up his heart again. they fell so quickly for each other--he says he doesnāt remember how to get back up.Ā
'What a sad beautiful tragic love affair' (post kyuubi attack, hit me fi)
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she doesn't answer at first.
it was, sad and beautiful and tragic. it was sad, in the way you look at something with regret and anger while still trying to hold onto the good. it was beautiful, in the way you see a child and all their possibilities. the love you have for them, so pure and magnificent, almost overwhelming.
it was tragic, because inoichi was left behind with only bitter memories of a forever he almost had. an endgame he nearly touched. so close, only to be ripped away.
yoshino doesn't answer because she knows her words will only ring hollow. they will not bring comfort because inoichi is just like her; he would rather take the suffering than empty sympathies. he has taken on the pain and fought it every day and it would be insulting to think simple words could fix anything for him.
she doesn't answer but she gets up and slowly pries a sleeping little ino from the crib installed in the nara compound's living room, where inoichi and her have now spent countless hours. if her words can't help, she knows something that can.
yoshino walks back to inoichi and gently places his daughter in his arms. it's automatic, the way they both grab onto their infants now, something instinctive and natural they both share. she then sits next to him on the couch and allows her head to fall on his shoulder so she can watch ino's expression, how she relaxes immediately against her father's chest.
deep down, yoshino knows inoichi will eventually need to face the hurt leftover from his wife just disappearing on him. she knows it is a wound that will need tending. at the same time, she thinks he's allowed the small kindness of holding his child, the one good thing that came out of this. not the memories, who turned sour, not the love, which was betrayed. but ino, little ino who will stay untouched by it all.
she's the beautiful in the tragic. she's the hope inoichi can cling to.
i suddenly fell in love with inoichiā¦and the whole inoshikacho thing, in factā¦ā¦.
Swaps?
// this is old and messy art, but thought iād upload it.
It was an idea my and allie had a few months ago.
Guess itāll never happen now.
* talk about your muse!
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å±±äøäøę - Yamanaka Clan
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āi donāt really believe in luck, iāll have you know,ā she snorts. an honor, sure. apparently, the cockiness isnāt a nara gene, it may as well be an inoshikacho tradition. maybe they get it with the earrings.
āahāā yoshino seems to consider for a second but she nods. āwe should, huh?ā
āyou seem to know plenty about me already, but i barely know anything about you beyond your reputation,ā she raises an eyebrow pointedly, placing her chin on her open hand to study him. inoichi is handsome, almost intimidatingly so. sheās not so foolish as to pretend he isnāt. but thereās more to him and she wonders if he just⦠likes being pretty so people donāt look further. a question for another day, she muses to herself, when youāre maybe more than barely acquaintances.
āso, where do we start? do we just⦠spill our tragic backstories on the table?ā she takes a sip from her teacup, watching him from over the rim. yoshino knows theyāre both children of war, kids who have seen far too many horrors for their age. tragic backstories are nothing special, nothing unexpected from their generation.Ā
he finds her agreement lackluster-- but what was he expecting? certainly some enthusiasm, maybe even a little gratefulness? instead, she merely repeats the idea out loud, as though she hasnāt thought about this moment for a second. does she really come up with all of that off the top of her head? if she has shikakuās interest, the likelihood is very high that sheās good at thinking on her feet.
he inclines his head again, offering acknowledgement. he likesĀ being known by his reputation, and heād very much prefer to be someone the villagers only knowĀ of. there isnāt space in his head for extra feelings or opinions; itās why heās been so hesitant in trying to get to know yoshino. he serves the village by rooting around in peopleās memories and pulling out information, but he has difficultyĀ getting what he doesnāt need anymore out of his head, so he keeps it all locked up. he tries to preserve as much space as possible for his ownĀ thoughts and feelings, and his loved onesā, and after only a few minutes of conversation with yoshino, itās become quite clear to inoichi that heās going to have to make space for her.
he wants to answer coyly, the way he usually does with people he barely knows, but suddenly that seems so boring.
āyou know the rooting around in peopleās heads thing i do? itās exhausting.ā he closes his eyes and takes a long minute to open them again, demonstrating.Ā ānot unlike shikaku, i can fall asleep just about anywhere.ā he lifts one side of his mouth in something resembling a smile.Ā āi get really bad migraines, sometimes. i just lie in dark rooms, and shikaku controls the shadows in the room, you know, and it helps. knowing heās there helps.ā
he breaks her gaze for the first time, unsure why all of this is coming out of his mouth. but then, heās always been an all-or-nothing kind of person. he lifts his eyes to hers once more, trying to read what hers contain in their depths.Ā āi guess thatās where iād start with my tragic backstory, the fact that i torture people for a hobby.ā
well.......