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[6lackranger]

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

[kaiju-emperor]

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

[cyberdramon]

[cannibalchicken]

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

it doesnt make sense tho

navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s

maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.

like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!

[violetkirjava-deactivated202502]

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

[laurapalmersgoldenland]

i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.

it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”

its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit

all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny

[space-cops]

[leerings]

ok i know tik tok is shameful but wow….. this is so good

[powerfulwizard]

I’m a sick fuck I like to kiss ducks

[proboscismonkey]

Here’s a really… interesting taxidermy of a proboscis monkey in the Natural Science Museum of Madrid.

[secretlyluigi]

[pousseyluv]

[transformersoutofcontext]

that’s nice

[acidwaste]

im wildrider and i wanna

bust a nut

[mononoke-420]

“There’s no lasagnas back here. Somebody’s gonna have to die.”

[gb7zone7]

Source

[cowboysuggest]

mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT

[cowboysuggest]

TAKE IT DOOOOWWWN LMAO STOOP

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

manspreading in the electric chair

[dianalecompte31]

wаnnа fuск hеr? DO IT! Cliск 0n tехt!

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[megafreeman]

Truth is, Sasuke… the game was rigged from the start

[ellaenchanted2004-deactivated20]

[nukachemistry]

[bisexualwario]

[wormtoucher]

me, showing my family something online:

 my computer: Gamergirlpee69 is now playing Huniepop

[randomsplashes]

me @ demons: it’s free real estate 

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND

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[herr--katze]

You’re right I don’t

[iovey-blog]

aaaa I wish I could tell you what you did to me

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[bastardtime1716-deactivated2020]

Horny enough to fuck all three

[creaturecorpse]