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oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

cryptotheism

Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

rev0lverluvr

csny

speedlimit15

animentality

charl0ttan

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

juniepuppie

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

indigosfindings

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

indigosfindings

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

petrow1tch

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

knucklecurve

filthy, filthy read

ozempicofficial

she Jack my Johnson till im Upside Down

zoriety

>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

bearie

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

angelicguy

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

bearie

do you want custody of the post

angelicguy

I just wanna hang out

miiilowo

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person