Ipitytheassbutt

Drowning in fandoms, she/her. Comes from a land far far away. Main blog so there's gonna be alot of random shit on here

[ipitytheassbutt]

Is anyone going to talk about the fact that Humphrey and captain Shakespear totally had the hots for eachother in Stardust?

No?Just me? Aight

[ipitytheassbutt]

A word of genuine advice:

Don’t let your shortcomings get in the way of your future. Live in the moment and be thankful for the people around you. Good friends will always have your back no matter what so take care of yourself while you can. Don’t just live life as a chore. Live as if you’re the only one that matters. Fulfill your dreams and then move onto newer fantasies and work to fulfill them too. Challenge yourself to greater lengths each day and do whatever you can to better this cold, infuriating world. You might say “It’s no use. It’s a lost battle.” but alas that is where you are wrong. Every good deed you do, no matter how small inspires others to do good too so imagine everyone you’ve ever helped is helping other people and those people are helping others and it goes on and on and on. Then you can say you’ve changed the world, you may not have changed the corruption and greediness that runs it but you changed the perspective of those around you. You would give them hope that yes, there is good, there is light, we can fight the dark, we can unite in times of war and we are all equal in the end. Keep in mind that this life is the only one you’ll get.

Yesterday happened 

Today you can control 

and Tomorrow could be judgment day  

I hope that I didn’t write this in vain. Please take care because you are important to someone you may have not even met yet. Every hole has cracks or branches that you can climb to get out.

[ipitytheassbutt]

In a group chat with over 20 people

*sneezes* 

*misses 99+ messages, 4 different topics and a bitch fight*

[dldraws]

Just some Jason stuff. I need to stop drawing him omg. But how.

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.

Who’s rescuing you?

[hank-chill]

This is my uncle in 1984. 

[yiffysniffy]

look at those anime legs

[paranoir-antares]

Always reblog Goth Anime Legs Uncle.

[incorrect-muncle-quotes]

Dress every day like you’re going to get murdered in those clothes.

Napoleon Solo (via incorrect-muncle-quotes)

[seungkwansss]

no really, why are we not talking about that scene where illya drives a boat and tells solo to watch him work… than we cut to solo, after falling off, getting into a truck, towelling himself dry, eating a sandwich, drinking a glass of chianti, and listening to the radio while illya is being chased in the background.

solo literally just sat there and watched illya–just like what kuryakin told him to do.

napoleon you suave, suit-wearing little shit.

[illya-honey]

if you don’t think Napoleon Solo would blare “Secret Agent Man” whilst driving somewhere on a mission, you are sadly mistaken.

[ipitytheassbutt]

when you realize that you actually know a guy named nikiforov in the middle of having dinner with said person and other friends and your whole world comes crashing down on you but you have to keep a straight face. 

Also; I punched an ex in the throat cause he was annoying the fuck out of me with his jokes about our past relationship and that felt pretty fucking good. Apart from ruining the mood we had going on between friends that is.

[ipitytheassbutt]

Watches man from U.N.C.L.E tv show : damn this is good 

watches man from U.N.C.L.E movie: DAMN THIS IS GOOD 

hears man from U.N.C.L.E soundtrack: goOD sshIT thIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT 👌👌👌💦💦💦

[lovely-trek]

[vanngoghs]

where no man has gone before

[thedevilsrain]

happy bday vulcan of my heart

[mcbonescoy]

Mr. Adorable <3 pt.2

[science-officer-spock]

when someone tells you to shut up about star trek

[metiredlr]

the ‘‘I can’t believe that you are my husband’’ and the ‘‘I can’t believe that you are my son’’ look