CEO of magbestos

Currently busy w/ school: slowly working on comms!!!!

[kalichnikov]

[lifesgrandparade]

Is this the most relatable satire you've ever seen or what.

[necromorph-slayinglovemachine]

Guy stopped me in the aisle at Family Dollar this morning and asked if my shirt “was for gay people”

My shirt:

[nearo]

@ipmatc

[jeekoftheweek]

[utopioid]

[ipmatc]

For yesterday, but I forgot to post here

[ipmatc]

Texas dripppppp  Twitter ver

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

[thirstghosting]

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

[friendlylycanthrope]

What about American idiot

[thirstghosting]

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one

[filthyprotozoan]

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

[filthyprotozoan]

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

[frogmoss1]

when the scientists ask me what mother i prefer

[curioscurio]

hatsune miku

[brucebocchi]

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

[oatmilkcore]

reverse ‘i knew about it before it was cool’. i refuse to consume it until it is borderline irrelevant.

[feotakahari]

I refuse to consume it until it no longer costs $60.

[everythingfox]

floop

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[kekighost]

Whenever you feel scare or frigten, always rember. Suika porcelain.