SALEM.

[homobiwan]

pretty boy isn’t an insult. even if you sneer it at someone while pointing a gun at them and demanding their wallet, you’re still complimenting them. you’re just doing it with homoerotic hostility. fruit on fruit violence. why don’t you buy them flowers with their money that you just stole.

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[iftadwascool]

Oh thank god.

[thunderkissed-deactivated201810]

Why is nobody asking who was running a fake Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary official blog for over a year then?? They posted nothing but legitimate OFSDS posts, went silent for a year, and then hit us with the thirsty on main post. WHO DID THIS????

[surprisebitch]

an expert con artist

[mens-rights-activia]

It was all build up for this post

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[kermitheefrog]

THIS IS THE SAME GUY?!?!?! KING

[studentlifeproblems]

[lucasjagten-deactivated20230401]

lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cralaofmandalore]

I don't make the rules here

[forever-memes]

March in 3 months

[sheogayrath]

tumblr trend simulator

[onlytwitterpics]

[haleyhasabigsword]

This tweet gave me muse levels of creativity. I gave the new cat god a sun spot.

[meowfrequency]

No jokes/puns this time. You have NO idea how hard it was for me.

[silima]

poor mako, he is doing his best

[holymatters]

The absolutely funniest thing on the internet is these comments from heterosexual men under the "Henry Cavill reads thirst tweets" video

[kinshipacrosstime]

@mia7437 why would you keep hard fact in the TAGS??

[ruinedchildhood]

[usatoday]

A little girl thought this high school senior posing for prom pictures was a real princess.

👑 👑 👑 

[asdfghjklnia]

This just warmed my heart

[n3wfaceoffailure]