no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls
hey, I really needed this. Thank you.
*pulls you apart like a twizzler*
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no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls
hey, I really needed this. Thank you.
*pulls you apart like a twizzler*
did y’all hear they found the venus de milo’s arms ??
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Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back
about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time
What the fuck happened here on this day
god what a fucking classic post
you can’t just reblog a post like this without any further information
You say jizz every time you say oranges.
Mark Hamill on Reylo: girls always like the bad boy for some reason
Fuck you, you unsensitive american shithead. Thousands of my people died in Dresden. And the most of them where not-combatants. How would you like it if I, would reblog a pic of your fucking World Trade Center with the words "Do it again Osama"? Think before you reblog and get a job you cuck.
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Have you heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades?
He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of “Achilles’ heel”, but have you heard of “Bophades’ Nuts”?
This is the best joke on this godforsaken website.
tfw you fuckin die and you see Ma’at there measuring your heart against a feather
The Sacking of Rome, 410 AD
self care is declaring yourself dictator for life and then becoming a god after getting stabbed 23 times
part xxivvii in romans naming things weirdly: the elite personal troops of the late Roman generals were called bucellarii, named because of the apparently better-tasting bread that they were given instead of the normal bland troop rations due to their status
roman general 1: what should we call our fearsome elite bodyguard troops. something that will inspire awe
roman general 2: ……..tasty bread boys
roman general 1: by god that’s excellent
My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.
Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.
“WE NAILED IT BOYS”
Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.
Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.
An armadillo runs across the road.
He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.
Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.
@mortalityplays
Ok but what about Dracula’s Bee.
A single, solitary bee with his own tiny custom-built coffin.
Nobody ever talks about Dracula’s pet bee.
the armadillos I get, but I still don’t understand the solitary bee
why did it have a coffin?
did Dracula just love his pet be that much?
It’s not a bee it’s a Jerusalem Cricket, included for basically the same reason as the armadillo
excellent pre-halloween content
While that is a cool and good clarification, my question stands
Why did Dracula have a single solitary cricket with his own tiny-built coffin.
Because he could.
idk if anyone has done this yet but
Monarchs with dubious claims to the throne positivity post!
Shoutout to monarchs who are like the cousin of a deposed monarch, no matter who’s in charge now, your claim to the throne is valid.
Shoutout to monarchs who attained power by killing their relatives your claim to the throne is valid.
Shoutout to monarchs who were the previous monarch’s captain of the guard before murdering them, your claim to the throne is valid.
Shoutout to puppet child monarchs, your claim to the throne is valid and even though you’ll likely never properly rule, for even a day in your life - that shouldn’t stop you from feeling like a valid monarch.
Shoutout to monarchs who won the throne through buying it in an auction held by the pervious monarch’s murderous guards, your claim to the throne is valid.
Shoutout to monarchs who came to power after being the common or foreign born spouse of a previous monarch, your claim to the throne is valid.
Shoutout to monarchs in empires which have been divided between claimants, your claim to the whole empire is valid, and don’t let anyone hold you back from starting a long protracted civil war to take over the whole empire.
Shoutout to monarchs who exterminated all other claimants in a long protracted civil war, your claim to the throne is valid, no matter how much of your own country you destroyed to sit on the throne.
Shoutout to monarchs who are being imprisoned in a monastery or oubliette, as the person who took your kingdom from you fears their enemies rallying around you - your claim to throne is still valid - even if you stand little chance of escape and a high chance of being killed someday soon.
Shoutout to monarchs who were overthrown by violent revolution- your claim to the throne is still valid.
Shoutout to monarchs who hold on to the titles of countries that no longer exist, your claim to the throne is valid.
Shoutout to monarchs who rule one country, but don’t give a fuck about it - and spend all their time trying to gain control over another country- your claim to the throne is valid.
Shoutout to monarchs who are random commoners impersonating the dead son of a previous monarch, your claim to the throne is valid.
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this is the best reply to this post
“hey boss i’m afraid our vape shop isn’t annoying enough”
“i’ve got just the thing”
this weird robot is going to run for some kind of office and the spineless slugs at the DNC will probably let him do it under their banner
Everybody remember that time Facebook falsified the news in people’s feeds to see how they reacted? Because the guy in charge of that wants you to vote online.