divorced from reality

world’s worst Ira Glass impersonator || performance junkie || (they/them)

[haaarpb]

i deliver pizzas & sometimes funny things happen

[animentality]

[blankspace17]

The reoccurring theme of being unwanted in your childhood and seeing yourself as some kind of monster and how you feel like you have to move mountains to get people to like you

[todays-xkcd]

When an Ur guy / sells Nanni things / but the copper’s bad, / He simply records his complaint for all time / “I got a bad deal / I’m maaaaad”

My Favorite Things [Explained]

[lurker-lenore]

@thepromiscuousfinger

[bokkerijder-deactivated20240624]

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

[justasunflowerseed-deactivated2]

pro-AI in the sense of "use it for jobs that are near impossible or highly taxing of humans"

against AI in the sense of "use it to replace human creativity in fields built on human creativity"

[animentality]

[fox-moblin]

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

[brightlotusmoon]

[feminismishot]

"Humans will always make gods out of the absurd" is killing me rn

[brightlotusmoon]

Thank you! I was extremely stoned when I wrote that tag.

[communismkills]

For years, you guys have been crying about how you want me off this site. Your doxxing hasn’t worked. I will leave the site if you donate.

http://www.patreon.com/user?u=460576

[mariowiki]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2nd of january, 2015.

[tamarrud]

Do you think there shouldn’t be a Jewish state at all? Not even in a different continent?

You might need to sit down for this one but ethnostates shoud not exist, regardless of what continent they might be on lmao

The existence of an ethnostate by default means the subjugation and violence committed against other groups of people and you cannot name anywhere, definitely not a continent, where a homogenous ethostate can be established without displacing the people already living there who are not part of the ethnic group.

The only way this can ever be achieved is through ethnic cleansing and you're literally asking me if I'm in favour of that and the answer is fuck no

[soloxundia-deactivated20240131]

[iracrass]

Who was the guy that promised to avenge his father and kill his uncle, did little schemes that he thought would help him in his goal but in actuality were entirely unnecessary to kill his uncle, only managed to kill his uncle at the absolute last possible moment—

Alas… Dumbass Hamlet of Denmark

[iracrass]

i'm so sick of y'all not noticing me on your feed. y'know one day i'm gonna write a shitpost that is actually funny… we'll see who's laughing then

[iracrass]

gonna start suing anyone who mentions el*n m*sk in my presence for defecation

that shitstain is a walking smear campaign and no one should be able to get away with knowingly and maliciously reminding me of his existence

[iracrass]

it was a moronic-bordering-on-nonsensical joke but so is that lawsuit

[iracrass]

gonna start suing anyone who mentions el*n m*sk in my presence for defecation

that shitstain is a walking smear campaign and no one should be able to get away with knowingly and maliciously reminding me of his existence

[iracrass]

seinfeld has remained so popular bc ultimately all anyone wants is 3 friends with no life and who are committed to the bit

[iracrass]

" the

MEAN STREETS

may have

raised me,

but the

FARMVILLE

saved me

! "

— me explaining my seven hundred thousand dollar farmville debt to a financial advisor

[iracrass]

*feels the urge to gouge eyes out when using first person pronouns* oh boy can't wait to figure out what this is a symptom of