Iradere

Independent, semi-selective, post series blog for Ira of Doki Doki Precure. Crossover, OC and AU friendly. M!A Status- None I track the tag irahishikawa.

[irahishikawa]

@fleuret-of-hope

[irahishikawa]

fleuret-of-hope:

“But why can’t it work like that? That’s how it works for me! You haven’t given me a reason to dislike you. Actually, you’ve given me plenty. You’re cranky, childish, mean, stubborn, immature, and downright rude! But despite all that, deep down inside you’re a good person!”

Nozomi walked over to the window and looked outside. The rain had come down to a drizzle with the clouds passing overhead. Sunlight was trying to poke through in some patches. She turned around to face Ira again. 

“And I mean, deep deep deep down! And I know deep inside that this isn’t really one-sided. You’ve already agreed to this! You’re just in denial! So really, you’re the clueless one here!” 

As Nozomi continued to list Ira’s one fault one by one, his bat wings twitched in irritation- much in the same fashion as his brows. Some of those words even meant the same thing, why did she have to say them twice?!

“D-don’t decide that for yourself, stupid!” Ira huffed, averting his gaze from her. Somehow, when she was surrounded by the sun like that, she kind of... no! Shaking his head, he pushed such thoughts away, instead firming up his own stubborn resolve once again.

“I’ll never be friends with you, no way!” Scooping up his wet jacket, he shot her a look. Now that the thunder had passed, he had a little more confidence in his own abilities- so there was no reason to stand around here, sopping wet any longer.

“So there!” Sticking out his tongue and pulling down on one eyelid, Ira quickly teleported away from the library.

[irahishikawa]

hxartfulls:

New Mana Aida rp blog here! I misplaced my log in info for my old blog ( hxartfull ) so, I remade. Everything is pretty much done. I just need to follow some people. Can you like/reblog this post if A) You have Muses from Precure or B) You are open to rping with a Muse from Precure. Thanks!

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

[irahishikawa]

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[graceful-cure-swan]

Swan shot up into the air, barely avoiding the feather attack. Looking at the pillow monster, she tried to think of her next attack. How did pillows react to getting wet? It was time to find out.

“Swan Geiser!” Swan used her Love PreBrace to send a gush of water towards the monster. She didn’t know what it would do. Hopefully, its movements would be slowed down by her water.

[irahishikawa]

The Jikochuu roared out it’s name once more as it was hit by the effects of the Swan Geiser. It did seem that Swan was onto something with her idea, because the advantages of it’s pillow body worked against it here, as the monster quickly soaked up the water, bogging it down.

Clearly confused at the fact that it’s movements had gotten slower, the Jikochuu was momentarily distracted from it’s opponent, leaving an opening to finish it off.

[kurokilo]

[irahishikawa]

How do you feel about Rikka?

“W-What does it matter how I feel about her?!” Ira’s flustered face betrayed his true feelings, even as he put up a stubborn front. “She’s just someone I know! And I guess I’m grateful that’s she’s letting me stay at her place, seeing as I don’t have anywhere else to go, but that’s all! I don’t have any special feelings for Rikka at all!”

[irahishikawa]

@fleuret-of-hope

[shiningdream]

"I don’t even know what the word means! Presum–presum–whatever.” Nozomi protested. She knew he was being rude to her, but she also knew that he was feeling better, and that was more important. Nozomi had gotten through to Ira, even if he’ll never actually admit it.

“But of course you’re my friend! We became friends on the day we met! Remember? You were carrying too many shopping bags and being so rude to me! Usually it’s the day I meet someone that they become my friend! It’s not like there’s some contract we both have to sign!”

[irahishikawa]

“Hah? You don’t know what it means? Aren’t you supposed to be the older one here?” Ira asked, his tone of voice rather smug. “You really are a clueless girl!”

“And like I said, I didn’t agree to being your friend! Just because we met each other doesn’t mean we magically become friends, stupid! That’s not how that sort of thing works!” Ira huffed, holding his arms in front of his chest- before he averted his gaze from her, his batwings folding back a little.

“But well... If you want to selfishly think of yourself as my friend, I suppose I can’t stop you! But it’s just a one sided thing on your part, you got it? I haven’t agreed to this yet!”

[bloodimagery-archive-blog]

Small PSA: If I reblog a sentence starter meme and you don’t think any of them quite fit your character’s voice, feel free to edit the sentence. Cut bits out, add/replace words, mix and mash them, change tense or syntax or language. If you think it’ll make it more in-character/a more interesting prompt, then change whatever needs changing.

[graceful-cure-swan]

Swan smiled softly as she watched the boy run to safety. That was one less thing to worry about! Now, she just had to deal with the strange monster…

It didn’t wait for her to come to it, apparently. It was a good thing she had durable eardrums as a Precure! Otherwise, she might have gone deaf from the monster’s bellow. She covered her ears anyway, before walking towards the charging monster. She couldn’t let that boy down, so she had to defeat that thing. Now, since that monster was pillow-like…

“Swan Sparkling Cannon!” Swan used her Love PreBrace to send a beam of pale blue light towards the monster. True to its name, the energy beam sparkled. If close combat wouldn’t work against it, then magic was the next best thing!

[irahishikawa]

The Jikochuu, not expecting it’s bellow to be broken through, was taken off guard by the magic attack, forced back by it. While it appeared to take damage from the magical attack itself, due to it’s nature as being a pillow, it seemed to absorb any damage from the fall it took afterwards, quickly getting back to it’s feet.

That would be a problem.

With a cry of it’s name, the Jikochuu puff itself up, before pointing a hand at Swan- unleashing a stream of feathers towards her.

[kuro-hikari]

Starting a physical fight this close to school was probably a very bad idea, but it was getting increasingly difficult for Kiriya to control himself. Who did this kid think he was, hitting him with his bag and then insulting him?

“Of course I could manage it.” Kiriya stated, resisting the urge to punch him. He wasn’t going to let this idiot get to him. “But it doesn’t matter, because you’re not worth the trouble.”

He could sense a familiar power of darkness coming from the other male, though for some reason it felt different from normal. He might have tried to become the boy’s ally, but after getting hit in the face with his bag Kiriya really didn’t want anything to do with him.

[irahishikawa]

Now it was Ira’s turn to be baited. Not worth it? He was plenty worth it!

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Ira demanded, glowering at the older boy. He really should be trying to calm down and play nice, but he’d thrown that all out the window earlier. He was, after all, the Selfish that represented the sin of Wrath- and once his temper flared to life, it wasn’t going to die down that quickly.

“Are you saying you’re so confident that there’s no way you could lose to me? Don’t underestimate me, Snow White!”

[graceful-cure-swan]

Swan didn’t understand why the boy was panicking. Was it his first time seeing one of these monsters as well…?

“Please calm down! Everything will be okay!” Swan tried to reassure the boy. 

Wait, was this boy even a civilian? Normal humans didn’t have bat wings. Swan wasn’t going to pry into that, though. Not in the middle of a monster attack.

“I’ll take care of the monster, so please don’t worry!” Swan tried smiling to help him calm down.

[irahishikawa]

Well for the moment, she didn’t seem to suspect that he was the one who created the monster... it would be fine to leave it to her, right?

Swallowing a little, Ira nodded his head, making his decision to distance himself from the Jikochuu attack for the moment. It wasn’t that he was running away! But this girl was a Precure, so surely he had no reason to worry, right?

“R-right.” Nodding his head, Ira got up, and started to run in the other direction. As he did so, the Jikochuu stomped forward, rushing at Swan again, letting out a loud, ear splitting bellow.

[irahishikawa]

@fleuret-of-hope

[shiningdream]

It was true that it was a mystery as to why Ira was still here. Nozomi wondered it herself after he said it, possibly trying to come with an explanation to console him.

“I don’t know either…” Nozomi admitted after a moment of pondering. “Well, obviously, you’re here for a reason. Everyone is. Even you. Even if you think you were supposed to end when King Selfishness did, you clearly did not. You’re still here after all! "I had this friend. She was originally created by one of my enemies with the only purpose to defeat me. But she couldn’t defeat me. And she thought that if she couldn’t beat me, then it would be the end for her. But it wasn’t. She was created for a purpose, but in the end, she chose her own purpose and decided to live on her own to discover herself. The moral of the story is: you may have worked for King Selfishness. He may have even created you. But that is not your sole purpose in life. It is a life you were given, and now you can finally do whatever you want with it, totally free from King Selfishness! There’s no holding you back. "And it’s totally okay that you don’t know anything. I don’t either! Maybe Bel and Marmo won’t tell you anything because, even though it’s annoying, it might be something for you to discover on your own on your own time. Nobody knows, but I’m almost positive you will find your answers. And don’t be afraid to talk to Rikka-chan! She’s very kind and understanding and will definitely try to help you! She likes you, after all. And you’re my friend too, so if you need anything, please ask me and I’ll help you with everything I’ve got!”

[irahishikawa]

For a good few minutes after Nozomi’s speech, Ira was silent, his eyes hidden from sight. What he was thinking about was impossible to determine, for once the boy was practically unreadable- rather unusual for someone who usually wore his heart on his sleeve.

But finally, the golden eyed boy looked up, glancing over towards Nozomi. The look in his eyes was conflicted- honestly, he didn’t know why he had opened up to her, of all people. He wasn’t even sure she could keep his worries a secret, being the unreliable and childish type- but what had been done couldn’t be undone.

And well... she was trying her best, in a way, to cheer him up. Even though he had been mean to her in the past, even though he was sure she didn’t really care for him all that much.

She was naive, this one. But even still...

“...I think it’s a little a presumptuous of you to call me your friend.” Ira finally spoke, his expression turning into a slight glower. Outside, the storm seemed to finally be passing on. “I don’t remember agreeing to that.”

[graceful-cure-swan]

Maybe punching the monster wasn’t a good idea. Swan didn’t have time to react when it countered with a punch of its own. She let out a pained cry as the impact sent her flying. She crashed near the boy with bat wings. As she got to her feet, she looked at him. He appeared to be panicking. And hadn’t she seen him before?

She remembered helping him find a report card a while ago. He wouldn’t recognize her in Cure form, luckily. She stared at him for a few seconds in shock.

“E-Excuse me, you need to flee the area. I-It’s dangerous!”

[irahishikawa]

Ira yelped as the Cure flew into the area where he had hidden himself, his bat wings perking straight up. As the dust cleared, he looked cautiously over at her, wondering if she was alright- she was a Precure after all, and they were tough!

So she had to be fine, right...?

“R-right!” Ira stammered, sweating intensely. She hadn’t seem to register him as the one who created the monster... which was probably a good thing. “You’re probably right about that, right?”

[kuro-hikari]

“I wasn’t being creepy, I was just in a hurry to get to school and you were in the way!” Kiriya yelled back. Come to think of it, he was going to be late if he wasted anymore time arguing with this kid, but he couldn’t bring himself to care about that anymore.

“It’s not my fault you were stupid enough to throw your bag around! Or were you trying to start a fight!? You’re lucky I haven’t punched you in the face yet!”

[irahishikawa]

“You, punch me?” Ira couldn’t help but laugh at the very notion, his lips twisting into a fierce grin. It was true that he couldn’t stack up to the Precure in the end, but a mere human? He could totally take someone like that on in heartbeat, even if he was older than him!

Of course, he hadn’t noticed that there seemed to be something strange about the boy, being so focused on being well- himself, in all honesty.

“You couldn’t manage it! Not with those thin little arms of yours! You’re a million years too early!”

[setsunameioh]

AU, Dokipre roleswap. The Trump Kingdom has fallen- and has left Makoto Kenzaki as it’s only survivor. Fleeing to Earth in pursuit of her missing princess, she is about ready to give up on the search until a year later, three new fairies appear before her. But while the first two Precure, Heart and Rosetta, are quickly found, the third appears to be missing. It seems that there is indeed something strange going on here- and it’s been going on long before Makoto, or any of her new friends, were even born- especially if the presence of an unusual boy with golden eyes amongst their circle is anything go by.

The third chapter, after a very long wait is here! I’ll try to be a little quicker about updates in the future~!

[graceful-cure-swan]

Upon seeing a rampaging giant monster, Tsubasa retrieved her PreChan Mirror from her bag. She was rather calm about everything.

“Pretty Cure! Rolling Mirror Change!” After making sure there were no civilians around, Tsubasa transformed. However, she failed to spot the boy with the bat wings on his head. “The wings of grace flying high! Cure Swan!” After her introduction, she used the bow on her back to fly over to the monster. She pulled her arm back and punched the monster in the face.

Fighting monsters was nothing new. No matter what it was, Swan was always prepared to fight.

[irahishikawa]

Ahhh and now a Precure had shown up!

It was all Ira could do to avoid shouting out in frustration, scratching his head furiously. What was he supposed to do now!? He totally looked like the bad guy now!

At the very least it wasn’t a member of the Doki Doki team that showed up... but there was no way they wouldn’t hear about this! Ah, Rikka would seriously have his hide later!

But leaving the monster to this Precure would probably be fine, right...? It was just a Jikochuu he had made in his sleep, it couldn’t possibly be all that strong, right?

At least, that’s what he thought, until the Jikochuu’s pillow like nature seemed to harmlessly absorb Swan’s punch like it was no problem.

...that might be a problem.

[kuro-hikari]

Kiriya had noticed the other male swinging his schoolbag around, but he had figured that the kid wasn’t stupid enough to actually let go of it.

Apparently he was wrong.

By the time he realized the bag was going to hit him in the face it was too late to react fast enough. As a result, Kiriya’s arms flailed a little as they failed to grab the bag in time and he stumbled backwards a couple steps, letting out a small yelp of surprise as he was hit in the face.

“Watch where you’re swinging that thing!” He snapped in annoyance.

[irahishikawa]

“I already said sorry!” Ira snapped right back, his earlier apologetic nature flying completely out the window as the boy got angry at him. Well, granted, he couldn’t exactly blame him, but Ira’s temper had never been known to be all that rational.

“Maybe you should have put your stupid looking face in the way!” Ira retorted. “Nobody told you to walk so closely behind me, you creep! Haven’t you ever heard of personal space?!”