[needs-somesugar-in-his-bowl]

reblog Mulder’s drawing of bigfoot titties or be cursed for 12 years and 12 nights

[bbbb123456789-blog1]

the tension between two straight cis men who are both unable to properly express/display emotions as a by-product of being reared in a society with harmful hyper-masculine ideologies, manifesting conversationally as awkward, accusatory quips amid contemptuous prosody

[trapcard]

Y'all get a thesaurus and think you on top of the world huh?

[iraffiruse]

[tim-official]

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

[chuunibyou]

Reblog Kanye Rest in 5 seconds for a good night’s sleep tonight!

[humansofnewyork]

“I left Iran eighteen years ago and went to Britain. I felt that I had to leave because the war had just ended and there weren’t many jobs. But I didn’t speak English, and I hadn’t gone to college, so I wasn’t sure how I’d survive. When I arrived in Britain, I found a small apartment to share with two African immigrants. We couldn’t communicate with each other. I tried turning on the television but I couldn’t understand anything. I totally lost my confidence. Luckily I met another Iranian immigrant who offered me a job at his fish-n-chips shop. My job was to mop the floor and peel potatoes. It was very difficult to adjust. I felt very lonely. I’d been a wrestler back in my hometown. People had respected me. Now I was at the bottom. Years later, I’d own several of my own restaurants. But that first night I cried the entire walk home.” (Namakabroud, Iran)

[pomeranian2]

[mojosodope178-deactivated201504]

[smokeweeedgethigh]

Can I just reblog this over and over?

Good cause I’m gonna.

[holyharam-blog-blog]

This can be interpreted on so many levels

[threesideddream]

literally my life with racial anxiety

[one-big-hassle]

This is from kid cudis day and night video.

He’s high

He’s hallucinating.

It’s not that deep

[dinguesapologist]

AGAHA

[lilowlythings]

[anomalousous]

I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Don’t EVER shame people for their taste in music. It’s okay that some people like Mumford and Sons while other people have good taste in music. It’s okay!!!

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Up next on: “we just wanna exercise our rights” by walking around with firearms

[moreprivileged-thanyou-deactiva]

Up next on, “We want the right to defend ourselves from armed criminals because criminals don’t follow the laws to begin with and already have illegal guns.”  I think that’s a much better title.

[bestof4chan-lel]

[literallyunbelievable]

How the F###

[passingpleasantries]

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

[iranianmenace]

me: *downloads the mcdonalds logo font and writes "Capitalism" with it*

people who listen to muse: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[420bootywizard69]

i need to share this with u all

[vicemag]

Genius Actor Morgan Freeman Wants Weed Legalization 'Across the Board'

Almost a decade ago, universally loved actor Morgan Freeman decimated his arm, shoulder, and elbow in a car accident. He still has problems with his left hand and has to wear a compression glove to stop blood from pooling, according to the Daily Beast. The accident left him with chronic pain, from which the only relief, he says, is that sticky icky.

“How do I take it?” Freeman told the Beast, “However it comes! I’ll eat it, drink it, smoke it, snort it!” He supports medical marijuana legalization “across the board” and dismisses the claims about weed’s negative effects.

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[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

[seattl-ite-blog]

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

bitch you stink