Black Cats And Roses

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[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[vityamins]

Ilya, waking up on his honeymoon: where is my husband

Shane at the resort's 7am water zumba:

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[garaks-padded-bra]

When i was 13 i decided to become penpals with the surviving members of the heavens gate cult who were still maintaining their email/website/book sales and they responded to me a couple of times before my mom found out and i genuinely couldnt fathom why she would be upset with me

[kateantropova]

HUDSON WILLIAMS BVLGARI

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[oidingus]

Not an arcane art for once as i’m finishing the next animation

[peachyjude]

shane “find me in the future” hollander and ilya “there you are sweetheart. i’ve been looking everywhere for you” rozanov

[sheisraging]

Laufey - Mad Mad Woman, ft. Hudson Williams

[ilyarozanovgifs]

[pptiny]

me when i'm overstimulated

[freenowrightnow]

shane: since our rookie season

ilya: i didn’t set up an ad campaign with the two of us together, call you pretty, tease you in the shower, and then almost get caught by your mom in the elevator for you to get our anniversary wrong. since summer before, shane

[russianblush]

the Drama™

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

"not so gay you can't fuck rose landry" is such a funny line Ilya baby they dated for 45 minutes and Shane immediately came crawling back to you, came out as gay, and told you he has feelings for you. being too gay to fuck rose landry is quite literally the reason he realised/accepted he's in love with you and decided to lock that down

[littlegirlinvisible]

HEATED RIVALRY WEEK 2026 (@heatedrivalryweek) Day 5 — Favorite Character:

ILYA ROZANOV: bisexual depressed russian terminator comedian with insane queerdar who’ll fight a stupid canadian wolf bird barehanded but is actually a scaredy-cat who loves pasta and getting on the nerves of the love of his life aka shane hollander.

[not100bees]

I supported Chappell Roan when I thought she lured in children with her gingerbread house for the purpose of eating them unprovoked.

[dwarven-beard-spores]

Starting a gofundme for my friend Bunbury who's a terrible invalid,

[muffindemirtilo]

Well, I'm starting a gofundme for the funeral of my brother Ernest, who died in Paris of a severe chill,