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dogwithasangriablog

Anonymously tell me the kind of person you think I'd fall in love with.

#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~

absoluterpmemetrash

Send 🔑 and my muse will reveal three secrets they are keeping from your muse

#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~

themusewhomuses

Sinday Asks

1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?

2. Are they sexually active?

3. When was the last time they had sex?

4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)

5. Do they masturbate often?

6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience?

7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?

8. Have they ever been caught having sex?

9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.

10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.

11. How long can they live without sex?

12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?

13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?

14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?

15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.

16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)

17. How long can they last before they cum?

18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?

19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.

20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?

21. How old were they when they learned about sex?

22. How does their foreplay go down?

23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?

24. How does their afterglow look like?

25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.

#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~#nsfw #ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~

arcaneallmight

Down and Dirty

deusuprema

arcaneallmight:

Send me one of the following to find out some juicy details about my muse…

👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex? 👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind? 💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss? 😈-Favorite sex position? 👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom? 🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called? 👄-Do they swallow? 👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in? 🌶-Most sensitive place on their body? 👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 💍-Ever had an affair? 🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?

#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#nsfw

stitchedupmemes

Things I said during caffeine withdrawals sentence starters

1. “If our cells are constantly dying does that mean we’re all dead inside?”

2. “Dude I’m in so much pain right now.”

3. “FEAR IS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO HOLD US BACK FROM OUR TRUE POTENTIALS.”

4. “Barbie bdsm is fucking l it.”

5. “My mind is going a mile a minute but I don’t have enough energy to bring to life any ideas, in other news there’s a puppy.”

6. “Dude I want a puppy so bad they’re so fluffy and I will scream at the moon until I can hug one.”

7. “I only play REAL games like Hackers Online, where you play as a dinosaur and die until you get bored and watch puppy videos instead.”

8. “I saw a santa hat and went into space.”

9. “Fuck going cold turkey, cold turkey tastes like shit anyways.”

10. “If a game has chapters, does it count as a book?”

11. “Fuck you and your juicy ass.”

12. “If Kaneki drank as much coffee as me, he could survive without flesh for years.”

13. “Actually, I could probably be the most pacifist ghoul ever with my addiction.”

14. “Suffering while listening to Don’t Worry Be Happy by Bob Marley is a big mood.”

15. “Don’t go cold turkey on your period, it’s a bad combination.”

16. “My pLANT IS PROBABLY DYING FUCK.”

17. “Who needs sunshine when you can curl up and cry until the moon comes out.”

18. “Alcohol is shit, drink coffee instead, the only hangovers are when you’re on withdrawal.”

19. “I fucked up, Scooby.”

20. “This violin is radical.”

21. “I need to give my girlfriend more attention, but I’m not in a good enough condition for that.”

22. “Starbucks looks like heaven right now.”

23. “What if I hired a stripper to help me make omelets, as in legit omelets, no innuendos, that would be nice.”

24. “I’m so broke, I could inhale the dust in my non existent wallet to get high and die instantly from an asthma attack.”

25. “Everything is screaming, that’s not a good sign.”

#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~

rp-meme-glaceon

🔥🔥My Muse? Roast ‘em🔥🔥

Put a 🔥 In my inbox and roast the living hell out of my muse!

Put a 💥 in my inbox and I will roast YOUR muse!

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~

monstersmemes

send me a 🚼 and a ship I’ll use a doll-maker to design what I think a child between our two muses would look like

(( Good doll-maker resources are at Doll Divine, Rinmaru Games and Azalea’s Dolls but feel free to use your favorite!))

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~

noceiling-m

well there ain’t no cure for the Summertime Blues ♪

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 ℑ𝔯𝔬𝔫 ~Modern~#𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱. ~Aesthetic~

azzandra

Me, when a sci-fi introduces a desert location: SHOW ME THE WORM

*giant sand worm burst from the ground*

Me: YESSSSSSSS

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#𝔄𝔰 ℌ𝔢 𝔄𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 𝔇𝔬𝔢𝔰 ~Musings~

collinsrpt-blog

list of common rp things you never need to worry about when you’re rping with me:

if i like our plot - i have never feigned interest in a plot. i’d tell you if i wasn’t feeling the plot you pitched. also, i honestly do not go and make posts for plots i’m not interested in. i like being super invested in my ships and i feel like the best way to do that is to be honest about it from the get go.

not replying fast enough - life is tough, friends. i totally get it. sometimes we don’t have the muse for a thread, sometimes we’re in a bad place mentally and we really just can’t with life, or we’re busy with school or work. shh, you don’t owe me anything. post when able, fam. i don’t drop threads without a warning!

if you think you’re bothering me with headcanons, asks and etc - STOP RIGHT THERE. you are NOT bothering me with those at all. i live for those so KEEP THEM COMING.

if you want more plots/ships - TELL ME. chances are i want them too!

your post length - your post length really doesn’t bother me - i can get pretty wordy sometimes and honestly i don’t expect people to match me. doesn’t matter if i get a one paragraph reply to a three paragraph one, as long as there’s something to reply to, you know? substance over length any day.

if you want to drop a plot - my feelings don’t get hurt over things like this. tell me if you wanna drop a plot and let’s make a new one if you’re interested, if not then that’s fine too!

if you have a headcanon/plot you think is too dark - tell me ANYWAY? honestly i don’t have a lot of hard limits and i’ve been on the internet so long that at this point it takes a LOT to scare me. creative freedom is also pretty great, so.

that being said,

i’m really crap at replying to ims on tumblr! - i have the worst attention span on the planet, and sometimes tumblr hates me so sometimes i don’t get the tumblr chat im pop ups - it’s the weirdest thing ever but i could get messages and i wouldn’t know until i check tumblr on my phone? (but then sometimes three or four days have gone by and oops.) i’m always on telegram tho, so if you have it, and you’d like mine, feel free to drop me an ask and i’ll get to you on there instead!

sometimes i can be in a pretty bad place muse wise too - and it’s definitely not you. i’ll most likely still be sending headcanons and doing ask memes in a rather sad bid to get myself out of that funk but yeah. sometimes it’ll take a few days for me to reply to a thread. i’ll tell you if i want to drop it, though.

i like making friends - so if you wanna talk about things that aren’t about our ships, that’d be pretty awesome too!

i get super invested in my ships - and i will probably bother you with asks and headcanons A LOT and i understand this can get annoying especially on days where we’re not really feeling rp, so just tell me if you wanna talk about other things, yes? c:

god i’m super chill and i hate fighting - rp is supposed to be fun, and though i’ve never actually really fought with anyone in rp land, i know many of my friends have, and i just can’t with that so. yeah.

i think that’s it, really? i see so many posts by new rpers going around like, ‘ugh the rpc intimidates me’ and i’m just…come over here let me love you. so if you have a plot you want to do, don’t be shy and just hit me up, yes? i don’t bite!

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#ℜ𝔬𝔶𝔞𝔩 𝔇𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔰 ~PSA~

givemeameme-blog

Send your URL to hear...

My muse’s opinion of your muse

My opinion of your muse

My favorite part about our muse’s interactions

A wish/plot I want to write for our muses

A way your muse has made mine better

All answers will be truthful. Do not send if you do not want honesty.

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~

scxntillating

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#𝔓𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱. ~Aesthetic~

roleplaymemesforyou

My muse cannot lie ! Send :

( feel free specify a context for each symbol )

💓 - And a name to ask if they would start a relationship with them. ⇕ - And a name to ask if they would sleep with them. ✮- And a name to hear their real feelings for them.< ☠ - And a name/ topic to hear what they hate the most about it/them. ✂- For one of the wrost mischief they did. ₪ - For a kink. 回 - For a phobia they have. ✦ - For a guilty pleasure. ◎ - Next to any question to have it answered sincerely, no matter how personal or embarassing.

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~

horrificmemes

Dark Fairy Tale Prompts

Requested by anonymous! Here are some popular tropes from fairy tales that can have a dark or malicious spin. As always, the Muse A/Muse B placement is up to the muns!

😇- Muse A meets Muse B, an otherworldly being, who is trying to win their trust. 💀- Muse A finds a tome full of spells and uses one to bring back a deceased loved one, Muse B, from the dead. 🌲- Muse A is lost in an eerie forest, but stumbles upon the enigmatic Muse B, who promises to show them the way out. 🏠- Muse A sneaks into a seemingly abandoned house/castle/etc seeking shelter for the night, not realizing it is already occupied. 🦌- Muse A is following after a beautiful animal which leads them far from their path, but soon realizes the animal is Muse B in disguise. 🍎- Muse A accepts food/drink from Muse B, a fae. (Note: fairy folklore states that consuming food from the fairy realm will trap you there forever) 🍷 - Muse A offers a glass of wine to Muse B without telling them it has been laced with a powerful spell/curse. 🔮- Muse A searches for Muse B, a rumored witch, to hear their fortune or receive a warning. 👤- Muse A meets a doppelganger of themselves, Muse B, who may or may not be up to mischief. ☠ - Muse A has been cursed and asks Muse B for help breaking it. 💍- Muse A finds a piece of magic jewelry, which gives them an ability of the mun’s choosing and is widely coveted by all. 👥- Muse A meets a mysterious stranger, Muse B, at a masquerade ball, and feels unnaturally drawn to them. 🎩- Muse A is approached by a traveling magician, Muse B, who offers to teach them magic in exchange for something precious. 🎎 - Muse A crafts a beautiful doll, Muse B, which comes to life with a personality of its own. 🍄 - Muse A steps into the center of a ring of mushrooms and is spirited away to a strange world with Muse B as their guide. 🌊 - Muse A is on a ship at sea and hears the call of a siren. The siren, Muse B, attempts to lure them off their path. 😾 - Muse A has accidentally disturbed the home of Muse B, a woodland spirit, who does not take kindly to trespassers. 👶 - One Muse A’s 18th birthday, a trickster (Muse B) appears and claims their parents offered to give them their newborn child as part of a deal …18 years ago. 🐲 - Muse A bravely vows to save Muse B from the dragon guarding the outside of their tower, not realizing Muse B is what the dragon is trying to protect everyone from. 💄 - Muse A makes a deal with a fae, Muse B, for eternal youth and beauty. However, the price is steep.

#ℭ𝔲𝔯𝔱𝔰𝔢𝔶 𝔚𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔚𝔞𝔦𝔱 ~Queue~#𝔓𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰’ ℜ𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔡𝔰 ~Memes~