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"I'm Shinobu, and my feelings are always twirling around!"

I’m Sable. |(￣3￣)|

This is a shitposting account, so… stay around for my bullshit or something idk. I pretty much post anything here (and occasionally character headcanons).

Trust, I am not a good person, so don’t expect gold from a copper mine.

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“Oh my Buddha!”

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Was eating m&ms yesterday and I've never bitten my cheek with more force than before. It feels like I have a hole in my cheek now.

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Some people need to kinda realise that Joffrey was fucked from the moment he was born and that he wasn't born evil. His mother is Cersei Lannister and his "father" is Robert Baratheon. Again, his mother is Cersei, (biggest boy mom ever created) and his father is Robert (absentee and neglectful).

I love to hate him but the tiniest sliver of me feels sympathetic to that fact that Robert's absentee role made Joffrey (who idolised him and wanted his approval) emulate his violent nature (because if that's what dad does, then it's got to be correct, right?) and that paired with Cersei's overbearing and enabling nature literally made him into the monster he is.

Joffrey Lannister, they can never make me form a solid opinion about you.

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The appeal of a yandere (to me anyways) is that they'd never hurt you. Keyword: You.

So when I see a yandere trope where they hurt* the person they love, it's like the biggest ick to me. In my head it just makes no sense whatsoever???

*Physically, not mentally.

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Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion, but I really don't like Taigen x Mizu. I like Taigen's character growth but I really don't want those two to end up together. Those two becoming close friends is good enough but romance just feels wrong (at least to me).

Just the (former) bully x (former) bullied is the most annoying ship dynamic I've ever seen (as someone who was bullied literally their entire life). It's even worse knowing my friend (who I recommended the show to), wants them to get together so I just bang my head whenever they talk about the show.

If the show goes that direction I'll be a little disappointed. :/ Note: If you ship Taigen x Mizu, this isn't an attack on you. I just got really irritated by my friend (－‸ლ)

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Ninja Slayer is one of those animes that's like having shitty wifi so the episode replays itself for a few seconds while also being on an edible.

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How about you lock the fuck in for once.

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Yamato and bondage except it's his wood style and you can't move while he teases you.

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Yandere Kakashi…

Trigger warning(s): Unhealthy behaviours, just be warned.

Note(s): Last two headcanons take place in a modern AU. These are kinda ooc but tbh I just wanted to write a perverted Kakashi. These seem more in line with a pervert more than a yandere until I remember those two lines kinda intersect along the way.

Yandere!Kakashi who frequently asks to work out with you just to see you sweaty and out of breath so he can beat his dick to the memory later that night.

Yandere!Kakashi who always acts so nonchalant around you knowing damn well he'd fuck you on the floor right then and there.

Yandere!Kakashi who'll gladly carry you home when you're too drunk or tired to do so yourself just to watch you sleep.

Yandere!Kakashi who has spare keys to your apartment because you trust him so much.

Yandere!Kakashi who hopes he dreams about you that night.

Yandere!Kakashi who calls you from an unknown ID late at night just to hear what you sound like half asleep.

Yandere!Kakashi who jerks off to the recordings he took of you.

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If I’m balls deep in a yandere x reader fic, don’t even dare to suggest the idea of “escaping”, “freedom” or “fighting back” I’m right where I want to be. Like, I KNOW dada, he doesn’t have to restraint an already loyal animal.

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Y'know, I feel like there's not enough yandere Kakashi x readers. There's 3 fics on AO3 and it's annoying because is it too much to ask for Kakashi to just be scary and possessive for once?

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Made two friends in college, one dropped out because she hated the course and the second drifted away into her own circle. So I’m pretty much just left on my own in classes (which would be fine if the whole point of the course wasn’t just “get into a a pair and work together for 3 hours”).

Kinda depressing but now I love Mondays because it’s just “sit on my laptop the whole day and watch movies while pretending to work”.