call me alma

she/her, adult, author, find me on AO3 under the same name. icon credit @cakesaresalty

[iregretallmydecisions]

My Fics

These are my works with a brief description and a few relevant tags/descriptors! You can find them on my AO3 account! I created this account specifically for these fics so I am not afraid of self-promo on my own blog. I will update this as needed. 

“how did we get here?” 

Series that includes “if history is dead and gone” and related works

Tommy finds himself faced with his splintered family, while it was still mostly whole. The past is not an easy place to be when the future was not kind.

Time-Travel Fix it,  Angst, SBI as Family, WIP, 200k+ words

“very normal human behavior”

Phil is searching for aliens- that is no secret. However, he has no idea that his three new roommates are aliens. Though, to be fair, none of the others realize they aren’t the only alien in a house full of humans

Alien AU, Humor, Ensemble Cast, WIP, 40k+ words

“leave the porch light on for me”

Phil finds himself thrust suddenly into the role of father, to a child he never knew about. Technoblade thinks it’s funny until he finds himself with two small children legally in his custody. 

Angst, Humor, Fluff, SBI as Family, WIP, 

“you know what they say about assumptions...”

Technoblade finds out that Ranboo is married, and does some quick math.

Unfortunately, Technoblade is a literature nerd and can't add for shit.

Complete, Humor, Misunderstandings , 6k words

“i am flesh and i am bone”

The gods do not exist any longer. According to some, they never did.

They vanished thousands of years ago, drawing away from humanity until they faded into non-existence, only traces of their power living on in the earth, in the admins who control the servers.

The Universe, however, knows better. The Universe has not given up. It is simply waiting for them to return home.

Gods AU, SBI-centric , WIP, 

 “who can tell it todays become tomorrow or if its all gone to hell”

Tommy screws with a portal that Tubbo told him to leave alone. Now they're all in the twilight zone.

Complete, dimension travel, benchtrio, humor, light angst, ambiguous ending 

“battlewounds and birthdays” 

how technoblade gained his status as "twin"

Complete, 3/4 SBI, one-shot, fluff & angst, bittersweet ending. 

“home is wherever i’m with you”

Ranboo comes home and is oddly distant to his family. Tubbo has to figure out why.

Complete, Beeduo, light angst, fluff, one-shot

[girlfictions]

and to every new person who joins the fandom after today you will never understand the trials and tribulations of october fucking second.

[mcyt-cats]

CONGRATULATIONS TO SCAR FOR HIS FIRST MCC WIN!

Now Jellie is immortalized on the winner's podium!

[wilbursoot-updates]

Wilbur replied to a tweet!

[lovejoytheband]

[mcytblrconfessions]

i had a dream that dan and phil had a new video out that announced they had a kid they hadn’t told anyone about and then they revealed the child and it was tommyinnit. they were all very serious about it and then the video ended with no explanation.

[the-laridian]

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel

The wait is over: 19th Century Character Trope Generator

I’m “Meddlesome Bachelor with 2,000 pounds a year” yes please sign me up

[oh-lordy-lord-save-me]

i had a caption planned for this but it’s been too long

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

c!puffy doodle

[cmyknoise]

i hope that as the dsmp fandom settles down like most the bigger fandoms have done in the past, it lets the people who have been passionate for ages sort of flourish.

i hope fan content continues to be made 

i hope it gets better. i hope appreciation characters who arent as appreciated get what they deserve

i hope this fandom’s fire slows down to a gentle simmer and it’s warm and does what others before it has done. 

[thatweirdguyinthebushes]

“c!tubbos limbo is his execution box” no. its his office. theres a desk and some paper, a phone that no one ever picks up, a door that doesn’t open, and a window that he cant get out of but which shows people walking by. he is completely alone but surrounded by people, locked in a box he built, and only able to work. all the worst moments of his life in one.

[joifee]

I think... something happened to Grian from another timeline...

[raineyraven]

i love seeing posts of dsmp characters meeting themselves from several years ago cause theyre often rather angsty and always fun to see.

but every time i see them i just have a vision of what that would be like with c!eret. like.

l'manburg!eret: yoo did we grow our hair out?

current!eret, grabbing them by the shoulders: i swear to god, you fucking idiot, don't do it. don't fuckin do it. it won't end well for anyone do nOT-

[westberries]

My favourite thing in SBI family fics is the way people write their names. Everybody’s last name is minecraft? Valid. Tommy’s name is actually theseus? Agreed!!! Technoblade just doesn’t have a last name??? So true!! He is mysterious!! Tommy and Phil are literally just Tom Simons and Phil Watson? Ok??? I guess??? Theseus innit minecraft is a good one too. And Wilbur being known as William (bonus points if his middle/last name is ‘gold’)

(A personal favourite is ‘everybody has different last names but are all Phil’s biological children’)

[captain-lonagan]

once again thinking about c!quackity getting super Go Get ‘Em when he heard c!charlie was kidnapped and then immediately switching to “oh…well, boys will be boys ☺️” when he heard it was c!tommy. that kidnapping went from a fuckin category 5 crisis to a play date with the neighbor kid in .2 seconds and we saw it happen live

[afimeatur]

*insert mean anime girl’s laugh here*

[dailymumbojumbo]

[117] D..dyou think mumbo did new grumbot’s wiring? <- hopeless

[sculkshrieking]

"Scar, do you see something you like, 'cause I see something I like."

"I see something I like and I'm willing to trade for it!"

Or, Scar and Grian bully Jimmy for 4 minutes straight