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ignoretendernesses

daniel. daniel wake up ,iwtv season four is official .Daniel

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

gay-lotus

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

gay-lotus

#i've performed this gambit like 3 times in my life and i have no intention of doing it a 4th time

thyrell

Gimme a tarot reading pls

SHITS FUCKED !!!!!!!

SEVEN TOWER ATTACK ROCK YOUR WORLD FOREVER!!!!!!

rubysapphrald

only time i will endorse putting hypermodern memes/slang/references into historical adaptation stuff is with shakespeare. so many of his jokes are his contemporary equivalent of that anyway. he would have loved secret third thing. he would have loved counting or not counting gang violence

rubysapphrald

phrases i think shakespeare would have really fucked with:

- secret third thing

- counting or not counting gang violence

- beast mode

- cringe (adjective)

- vibe terrorist

- it’s so over/we’re so back

- haters

- don’t care, didn’t ask

- born to [x], forced to [y]

- my brother in christ

- fuck around and find out

- me when i lie

- red flag

- fit check

- are you seeing this shit

- intricate rituals

- lost the plot

rubysapphrald

- which could mean nothing

- [x]-maxxing

- truth nuke

- on some other shit

- mansplain

- go fuck yourself

- please say sike

- twink/bear

- match my freak

- rage bait

- suck it up

- century of humiliation

- number one with a bullet

- absolute cinema

#i have not seen/read a Ton of shakespeare but several of these i do feel like he got as close as possible to saying #like isnt 'me when i lie' effectively that flute dialogue in hamlet #and i think half of these could be integrated into Much Ado About Nothing and i would not notice

menageriee

very fun to have not seen tvl yet because half my feed is this with no context:

sas-afras

gotteem

sarahmackattack

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

quendergeer

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

6qubed

"the hell is that thing? better pinch it. ...hm. pinch ain't workin'. don't like that. goin' back to bed"

professional-rat-eater

Everyone is gonna meet Marius and Santino next season and then they’re going look at Armand and there’s going to be this collective “oh” moment where they finally get him.

We finally understand. Of course you’re clinically insane. There was no version of events where you endured both of these people and came out the other side well adjusted. Frankly, you’re holding it together pretty well considering the sheer scale and the variety of the horrors. That’s our bad. We all came together to get you this voucher for a millennium of therapy sessions because it’s going to take that at a minimum for you to begin to unpack all that. Please put the machete down.

#fr once one comprehends what armand has been through its shocking how not bad he is #like he could be Soooo much worse #but frankly he's incredibly well adjusted given his background #he can hold conversation and go outside. these are huge Ws for armand le kind armand le strong #he doesnt immediately torture and kill Everyone around him. armand le generous

reticent-vampire

wake up beloved. daniel. daniel i put the mouse in the blender. it has suffered irreparable damage. you must wake up and order another one. yes of course i’ll pay for delivery. and the phone call. please don’t be such a scrooge

ihatesnapchat

listening to a song you've already heard 100000 times but this time you notice backing vocals you never heard before

aturnoftheearth

love like ghosts . insane song …..

aturnoftheearth

“yes, i know that love is like ghosts, oh few have seen it, but everybody talks, spirits follow everywhere i go oh, they sing all day, and they haunt me in the night” INSANE START TO A SONG. RIGHT OUT THE GATE IM RUNNING IN CIRCLES.

aturnoftheearth

LIKE COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN CAN ANYONE HEAR ME. GOOD GOD.

#one of my fav songs of all time #genuinely it just scratches my brain so nicely and its so pretty

ilona-art

Various Subnautica Works I've made for the past few weeks/months.

weaver-z

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.