The King of Shoeberg

[phone] They/Them

[captain-lonagan]

favorite word?

if i thought about it more i'm sure i'd have a different answer, but off the top of my head it's "curmudgeonly". i just like it

[yay-bunnies-zone]

give a bunngy a yumleaf to make her happy. as demonstrated in this diagram

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[mr-aimalost]

lineart is a torture confirmed

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[femgirlfriend-moved]

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

[aetherograph]

everyone talks a lot about Amaury "Chocolate Guy" Guichon but not enough talk about this man, Tipsy Bartender. I love him so much. He's having so much fun.

[roundtop]

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

[guidingb0lt]

Who did you lose? [...] I lost them all.

CRITICAL ROLE 4X28: Chasing Shadows

[ebby172]

I love Stone

[steviecrowdude]

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull

[the-muppet-joker]

I'm going to go out in public and growl at strangers just to feel something. Grrrr. There's Normies out there. They'll never understand me. I'm FUCKED in the MIND!!! I'M FUCKED IN THE MIND!!!! Also happy pride month everybody :)

[okthatsgreat]

here's a quiz i made so you can learn what type of fanfic character flaw you would be <3333

[joekitsu]

Well I am queer so congrats for getting that right fanon?

[courtofdunces]

[mxnrique]

HAPPY PRIDE

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[beadyeyes]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever