little lion man

“I just call ‘em like I see ‘em, sweet cheeks. And all I see when you’re around is sunshine and rainbows. So maybe you should be telling me where you get all of your sweetness from, so that I can get on that level too.”

“Is it weird that I’m oddly into ya calling me sweet cheeks? In a non-creepy way, I mean,” Sam laughed. “I’m not sure how you and Savannah have convinced yourselves that this is true, but I’m also into it.”

its-bomendez-time

“Well just like humans you find out what turns a dog on and present it with other dogs doing that exact thing. Though that doesn’t necessarily prove anything since you can love gay porn and not consider yourself gay. I think we do need an expert”

“You can love gay porn and not consider yourself gay? Interesting. Like I said, I can’t rest until I find a doctor who can see if Floyd is the one who’s fulfilled my dream of having a gay dog.”

#bo

“Listen, I believe it, all I’m saying is I still wanna see the evidence.” Rory insisted. “Are you kidding? I could watch you kill a man with your bare hands and still not believe it.”

“I don’t know if your flowery little heart could handle it,” he joked. “I would love to know the name of the place where ya bought those rose colored glasses ya’ve got on.”

earth-to-savannah

“But wouldn’t you sleep better knowing that you’re helping a defenseless baby bird?”

I’m gonna bang my head against a wall until we stop arguing over the bird we’re never getting.

#savannah

“Yeah! Ask them, I bet they’d totally be into it. And make sure they bring lots of baby Sammy for me to cry over.” She teased. “I don’t know, I’ve heard a lot of crazy things. And you’re like, one of the sweetest people I’ve met in my whole life, what could possibly have done? I don’t think I’ve even seen you squish a bug. You’re like, an actual angel. I won’t ever believe anything else”

“I was a damn cute baby and I’m not ashamed,” he laughed. “I could tell ya that I’ve killed a guy with my bare hands and ya wouldn’t believe it, Ror.”

earth-to-savannah

“But Sam! The birds have never been outside of the cages. They won’t survive on their own!”

“I can’t be woken up by Gloria Estefan and a bird. I’ll have to move into a tent on the beach.”

#savannah

earth-to-savannah

“Because there’s a beautiful parakeet at the pet shop and don’t you think she deserves a better home than a lonely pet store?”

“Better idea: Let’s steal it and set it free to anywhere but our living room.”

#savannah

“She sounds like a sweetie, why don’t you ask her to fly down here and visit? Nobody has ever turned down a trip to Hawaii before, right? I bet you’d both really like it. Well then maybe my eyes aren’t working properly, because I don’t see it. What I also can’t see is you smacking anyone silly. I think you’re forgetting that you’re just a sweet little puppy. And puppies don’t punch people, probably because they can’t make a fist. But still.”

“I have been trying to get me mum to take a trip for the longest time. Maybe if I invite Aunt Rosie too, both of them will come on down. All the whole lot of ya can have a conversation about pinching me cheeks.” Sam grinned. “I would feel terrible if ya ever found out about the person I was when I lived back home in Ireland. Yar jaw would be on the floor, it would.”

its-bomendez-time

“1% is tiny though, it seems odd that it’d be that small. I have no idea if they can be Bi that’s a question and a half. Do they even know what being gay is? Do they get judge for it like we do? Can they be like gender fluid and all that. I have so many questions now, I think we need a dog expert.”