Somebody's not feeling very yeehaw.

Ezra - 32 - agender - he/them - 💙💖💜 - Dhampir partner to @theodorablle, my moonbeam

[macrolit]

Too accurate not to share

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[reggiemess]

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[fleysh]

[bluesardine]

Some great additions from the comments.

[phantom-threaded]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003, dir. Peter Jackson

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

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Voting ended onJul 10

[josef-tribbiani]

Idk what hes saying but i agree

[increasedenthalpy-deactivated20]

rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace

[therogueprofessor]

@uncle-beanbag

[uncle-beanbag]

Rednecks are worldwide

[thathandsomehamster]

a few years ago when I lived in rural-ish China farmers would just roll into town in THE most mad max inspired tractors I had ever seen. I snapped a pic and sent it to my redneck dad and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man so jealous

[pebblesinacoat]

Why is the meat so thick???? why is no one talking about that??? Thick meat 😳😳😳

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Dude it’s an entire animal. They’re thick.

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[dumbdoegirl]

let’s all wear panties and a tank top all day!!!! yay!!!!!

[dumbdoegirl]

and we’re not wearing deodorant either. okay?

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[santhipoma]

Europe heatwave: Air conditioning creates political divide as France records hottest day

France is being forced to re-think its longstanding reservations about air-conditioning as temperatures soar.

They don’t have AC in hospitals?!?!?!

[queenofnots]

#like I want to be more sympathetic and to be clear it's a tragedy when anyone dies especially like this#but people will still act like Americans having AC is some insane decadence and environmental war crime#you guys do not have to live like this. we have window units.#you don't need to retrofit an entire medieval building with central ac if you don't want to. guys.

[rockergiirl]

damn your pussy fat and long and hard and outside

[jester-operation]

I habe some bad news

[rockergiirl]

BOTH TOWERS?

[gaitiem]