all eyes on me

iris parkinson. 17. cisfemale. she/her. seventh year. slytherin. you thought we could be controlled like pretty flowers in a hothouse garden. you thought we were roses and daisies and shrinking violets, but we are wild things.

[irisparkinscn]

slurred words

“shit. like, holy shit. amira shacklebolt. you mean the person on who i have the biggest crush of my life? they’re not feelings. at least, i don’t want them to be feelings. let’s be real, she’d never reciprocate them. and fuck, they are feelings. i can’t lie to you; not right now. i can’t stop thinking about her, and i hate it. her lips, her face, her eyes, her hair; i can’t get it out of my head. i can’t get her out of my head, and i don’t get it. i’m not supposed to feel this way. i’m iris fucking parkinson, for god’s sake! i don’t do feelings. yeah, i fucking love people, but i don’t fucking grow too attached to them. i’m not dependant or clingy. i have so many friends, and they never expect anything from me, because, guess what! i always skip from friend group to friend group right before it gets too intense. like, i love all my friends with my whole fucking heart and always eventually go back to them, but… it’s easier not to let shit get too real. but with amira? shit’s getting real very fast, and i’m scared. i’m not supposed to feel this way. especially not about my boss’s daughter. which is like, weird. i’m tempted to quit just because it’s weird. also because the internship’s boring as hell, but that’s another story. just… fuck. it’s so much more than physical for me, and i can’t let her know that. don’t you fucking dare tell her.”

[purplehalsey]

[roryglimore]

fortheaskbox:

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

[irisparkinscn]

iris → amira ( @shcklebolts )

iris: i got a new haircut  iris: opinions?????

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iris → roxanne ( @roxannewcasley )

iris: my mother just said i look like i’m making a duck face in this pic :( iris: is it true?????? is it false?????? is she just lying bc she can’t take selfies as good as mine????? i must know

[irisparkinscn]

iris → noah ( @noellewood )

iris: this guy told me he’s found bottles of firewhiskey more attractive than me iris: i think it’s meant as an insult but??????? iris: i’m flattered

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iris → james ( @spittingfirc )

iris: i just watched an old muggle tv show and they said that demons dig blondes and like????? iris: do u think that’s true??????? iris: am i less likely to get fucked by a demon bc my hair’s brown????? iris: sos james this is an emergency

[irisparkinscn]

☎ ( mia! )

NAME: mia bear <3RINGTONE: feel it still, by portugal. the man. (no meaning behind it, she just really likes portugal. the man. like me. because that’s who i am.)PICTURE: see below.LAST TEXT RECEIVED: fine i guessLAST TEXT SENT: mia bear!!!!!!!!!!! my favourite mia, the most amazing mia, mia of my heart!!!!!!!! would you mind making up an excuse for me as to why i’m late to practice????? and preferably let me know what excuse you come up with so i can lie well about it???? thank you you’re the absolute best <3

[irisparkinscn]

☎ ( molly! )

NAME: molly 🌼RINGTONE: sunshine by circe and the pigs.PICTURE: see below.LAST TEXT RECEIVED: what’s your favourite colour?????LAST TEXT SENT: pink!!!!!!! all shades of pink, really!!!!!!! but especially dusty pink bc WOW btw if yours isn’t yellow or another warm colour i’m suing

[irisparkinscn]

✿, #, ?? ( moll! )

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[ sent ] iris → molly: ;)[ sent ] iris → molly: love that new dress

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[ sent ] iris → molly: ok so[ sent ] iris → molly: imagine it[ sent ] iris → molly: it’s dark, everyone’s wearing pajamas[ sent ] iris → molly: and it starts raining INSIDE[ sent ] iris → molly: chaos

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ sent ] iris → molly: mollyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy[ sent ] iris → molly: ur the prettieeeeeeeeeeeest[ sent ] iris → molly: and the niceeeeeeeeeeest[ sent ] iris → molly: and ilyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy[ sent ] iris → molly: you’re a great person and i’m glad i know uuuuuuuuu

[irisparkinscn]

who: noah wood ( @noellewood​ ) where: in front of a muggle bar called witch’s brew. when: august 9th, 2023. 22:21.

“hey, you,” iris grinned at noah as she finally arrived beside her, and then tilted her head as she looked at the bar across the street. “my muggle friend told me this is one of the best bars in town, and that they don’t ask for id, so... okay, the name kind of has me worried, but, worst case scenario? we get to laugh a little at what muggles consider witchcraft to be, yeah? i mean, not laughing at them in a mean way, but like... oh, you know what i mean. anyway, how do you like my outfit?”

she twirled around, showing off the black dress and pink platform shoes she had worn that day. if she was to say so herself, she was looking especially gorgeous on that fine august night, and couldn’t wait to get inside the bar and maybe make a few friends. or maybe just hang out with noah, if that was what the other preferred. truly, iris didn’t mind. she hadn’t seen the other in a while, and she just wanted them to spend some quality time together.

[irisparkinscn]

@ ??

send “@” for a SCARED text.

[ sent ] iris → louis: louis there’s a boggart in my closet and i forgot the spell to get rid of it and i can’t get to my dress and i’m FREAKING OUT

send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ sent ] iris → louis: lou eeeeeeeeeee[ sent ] iris → louis: did i ever tell you that i loooooooooove yuor name????[ sent ] iris → louis: its so fun to say[ sent ] iris → louis: lou eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(y)eehaw

[irisparkinscn]

☎

NAME: noah 🍷RINGTONE: i like to move it. the madagascar (2021) remix version. why? because iris loves that song. that’s really the only reason behind it.PICTURE: see below.LAST TEXT RECEIVED: have anything good?LAST TEXT SENT: i wouldn’t be me if i didn’t <3 now get your ass over here. we’ve got a beach, we’ve got firewhiskey, we’ve got candy.

[irisparkinscn]

who: astrid delacour-dubois ( @delacourdubois ). where: the normal brothers: an ironic riff on the weird sisters with eclectic clothes & upcoming designers. run by three sisters. located in wizarding glasgow. (thank you, jane!) when: august 8th, 2023. 09:35.

the shop had just opened, and iris was already making her way into it. technically, she couldn’t afford anything at the moment, but she could at least gather some inspiration and perhaps look in second-hand stores for items she could turn into something she’d love to wear. walking through the aisles of clothes, she grinned as she gently felt all the textures with her hands, admiring the work of these upcoming designers. so absorbed by the clothes, she didn’t even notice there was someone else in the aisle before she bumped into them. “oh my god, i’m so sorry,” she exclaimed, before looking between the blonde and the item of clothing she was looking at. “okay, but like... you need that. it’d look so good on you. especially with those shoes close to the door. did you see them? come on, i’ll show you.”

[irisparkinscn]

☎

NAME: amiraRINGTONE: the default one, which says a lot. iris always chooses ringtones for people, and probably chose the default one for amira because she doesn’t want her to think that iris thinks she’s special. which iris totally thinks, but. she’s trying to hide it.PICTURE: see below.LAST TEXT RECEIVED: okLAST TEXT SENT: my place? my mum’s out of town.

[irisparkinscn]

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NAME: lou eeRINGTONE: a song by stromae most likely since that’s the only francophone artist she knows. (yes, stromae is still relevant in 2023. that’s like, a necessity.) maybe ‘formidable’. she doesn’t understand the lyrics, to be honest, and is too lazy to look them up.PICTURE: see below. LAST TEXT RECEIVED: wait whatLAST TEXT SENT: so. you get a choice. you either have to live on mars or the moon. which do u choose?

[lucvweasley-blog]

rpmememaker‌:

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.