It's my story, let me tell it.

Hello there. I'm female. I'm 45. I'm a wife, mom and fangirl. Iris Q.O.D. is a persona I created in my teens; she let me express the dark side of myself. Well, she grew up and now she lives here. She has recently discovered that she loves to write gay porn. Who knew? I think anybody that wants to get married to the person they love more than life should be able to, who ever that may be. I don't know if anyone will follow this, but for those of you who do, I'll try to make it a nice place to visit. I ship Johnlock like its my job, so this will be NSFW. Just so ya know.

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I Love You Goodbye.

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Funny Stuff you like?

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My mom used to call me by her guide dog's name... "Garnet!"

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assumption: you and your husband have sex often

TRUE.

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you have been to disney land

True.

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"The Man With the Child in His Eyes" - Kate Bush

Nobody knows about my man.  They think he's lost on some horizon.  And suddenly I find myself listening  To a man I've never known before,  Telling me about the sea,  Oh his love is to eternity. 

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professorfangirl replied to your video: “Born Under Punches” - Talking Heads Don’t you...

I knew I followed you for a reason.

Stay tuned.

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[blackmorgan]

Hanging out at the crow bar.

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Is this an attempted murder?

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Most gorgeous thing. Ever.

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little dance

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"Born Under Punches" - Talking Heads

Don't you miss it, don't you miss it.  Some 'a you people just about missed it!  Last time to make plans!  Well I'm a tumbler...  I'm a government man. 

[atlinmerrick]

Christmas Card: 3 December 2012

It was so completely the opposite of what everyone expected that no one won their bet.

And there had been bets. Everyone had seen last year’s Christmas card. Everyone knew there would be a card this year. Mostly because John had told them. Repeatedly. Lestrade, Dimmock, Superior, Molly, Mrs. Hudson, Mr. Merrick—if John had even a glancing acquaintance with you he told you to expect a card. “Wait until you see them.”

That was in late November and the bets were laid mere hours after and ranged from, “Twenty pounds Sherlock makes a face like someone put a dead hamster in his tea,” (“Oh but he’d like that,”) to “I bet a hundred quid the card shows up down at the pub before nightfall, on the dart board, with Mr. Sourpuss the bull’s eye.”

What everyone got instead was a card by way of Esquire by way of GQ by way of WTF?

Still, the wit with the hundred quid should have collected because she was at least half right. John and Sherlock’s 2012 Christmas card—actually, dozens of them—did indeed show up at the Met local before nightfall. Tacked up all over the mirrors in the women’s loo. And more than a few in the men’s.

It would be indelicate to mention the things written on them.

Previous: Size Matters (2 Dec)

The gorgeous image prompt is from AreYouWearingAnyPants, by way of OhSherl who originally put the two images together (I added the seasonal greeting).

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shoe: bcbg

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No but seriously, look at their fucking coats. The coats are positioned in the same exact way. Wtf.

[reluctantabandon]

Absolutely deliberate.

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I'm over this image now, so I'm going to joke about it...

"You go first."

"No, you go first."

"Where did you get your coat?."

"I was about to ask you the same."

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"Love is Infectious" - Japan

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Alphabet Challenge

Day Thirteen: M

Mark Gatiss!

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My God, would you look at that tongue? Jesus.

Ian, you lucky bastard.

[honey-eyed]

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*rumbling tummy*

I know what I'm making for dinner...