IT'S NOT A WINDOW IT'S A WOUND

i don't have money or influence for you. i am not responsible for your actions.

[glamfellens]

"he can't write women" is crazy because its not like women are aliens or whatever but i guess men dont see women as people so it all adds up huh!!!!

[cumdumpstiel]

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

[irkedisaac]

every day i see a self empowerment/growing up post in the vein of "when u realized no one is coming to help you and you had to save yourself" and i hope every one of those people fucking chokes. willpower cannot save you from material suffering and it's insane to act like you aren't leprechaun fucking lucky to have survived alone if you were genuinely alone at all.

[irkedisaac]

"no one will help you if you cant help yourself" cool if i cant prove myself worth monetary value i will be systematically murdered by being unemployed. do u have tips or just the useless pinterest board quote

[irkedisaac]

every day i see a self empowerment/growing up post in the vein of "when u realized no one is coming to help you and you had to save yourself" and i hope every one of those people fucking chokes. willpower cannot save you from material suffering and it's insane to act like you aren't leprechaun fucking lucky to have survived alone if you were genuinely alone at all.

[oifaaa]

Imagine being the avatar that single handedly saved the world several times and brought back the whole air bender population from the brink of extinction and some cunt still has the nerve to say "the previous avatar let us down" Korra should have ended the world sooner

[oifaaa]

And I know its gonna be one of those history fucked her over type deals but at the same time I wouldn't mind if Korra did destroy the world shed still be a better avatar then Roku

[cryptotheism]

I'm a sweetie.

Penis

Size

Creepy🎃

[irkedisaac]

i love rewatching shows and coming to conclusions several decades late. like i just realized that the likely implication of sloth breaking into fort briggs is that he was going to carve the crest of blood there by slaughtering the confused soldiers. without the warning from edward, the knowledge that sloth is fundamentally human, they definitely lose.

but even more broadly than that, i'm now thinking that every crest carving had to have direct involvement from at least one homunculus. ishval was instigated by envy, and liore was re-destabilized by lust and envy as well. how many fights did wrath personally attend to during his tenure? what kind of chaos did pride sow across, as the oldest homunculus? im going crazy

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[lilstinky]

project male hairy

[irkedisaac]

theres gays on this site putting alpha male worship captions under guys who would be rejected from weenie hut jr

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[rosslynpaladin]

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[argonaut]

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[blackpyrefly]

today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

[uzmashroom]

Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats. 

[furrama]

My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.

I don’t think he ever says more than a whole word the entire movie, and I still love him more than most Disney princes based on this one moment alone.

[fujiwaradivebar]

And the part where he wanted to surprise Kiki by making that beautiful elaborate sign OUT OF BREAD to advertise her business and he was all anxious for her to get home and see it

But then when he sees her coming he gets all bashful and runs away 😭

[judas-jpg]

the most underrated thing about the ghibli movies is how deeply they are love stories to working people, to the small folk, to moments of love and kindness. its not just about magic, many movies are about magic and fairytales. Its not only about the people in the stories, but about stories in the people. And they are just loveable.

[butchniqabi]

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

[irkedisaac]

for something made by people who clearly love rhythm games, dave the diver's rhythm games all fucking suck. ill-placed, completely boring, unmemorable. i would have preferred another round of stacking animals instead of another bad rhythm game in this DLC.

[ivy-michaels]

if you've never engaged with a creative art on a regular basis you need to understand that it requires concerted effort to get into "the groove" to make something and every second that it takes to get into that groove causes physical pain, but the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it.

[purlty23]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I always think of writing like removing one of those long water worm things. You know those parasites that live in rivers and they grow under someone's skin and to get rid of them you have to pull them out bit by bit, wrapping the end around a stick? Writing is like that. Fucking sucks to do, but if you don't then you're just living with a big ole worm in your arm. Which is worse.