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Don't wear it out.

#don't join the military #and read that lockheed martin offer real close before rejecting it #to be clear you should reject it no matter what it says

boccher

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

boccher

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

#this is what i mean when i say rap is very lyrically dense as a genre #there's lots and lots of tech and skill that goes into mixing and instrument playing #but imo they're not AS central to the genre as wordplay #you can have a good track without bass but if your lines fucking blow no one's gonna care

wrenhavenriver

of all the things jonathan can ask people in his ominous vampiric Compelling Voice, "WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A MEDIOCRE REPUTATION, MILTON" is certainly one of the funniest

#YOUNG MAN WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH #i love him #vampyr

maxknightley

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

#vampyr #ill harp on it until the day im fucking dead #the romance with elizabeth was unearned and flattened her motives and interiority

starofhisheart

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

#they should huave fucked here

sparrowlucero

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

sparrowlucero

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

sparrowlucero

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

#sure i'll believe that

btw the subnautica debate about combat and killing is actually just put to rest by the devs' actual statements on it. the philosophy was never about pacifism it was about gameplay, and they're 100% right! players WILL prefer to master a combat system, no matter how miserable it is, rather than live with constant tension.

like let's take prey (2017) as an example. in prey, enemies can be anything in sight - sort of. any random object in a room you haven't seen in a while could be a mimic. but here's the thing. if you just take every object out of a room and pile it somewhere else, the tension goes away. a can of soda in the middle of the scoured floor is *definitely* a mimic. many players did exactly that, for areas they visited frequently, rather than live with the occasional biting stapler.

i'm all for doing what you need to make a game fun - use cheats, mod the shit out of it, whatever - but at the same time i wonder if people just don't get it when something isn't for their niche. maybe if constant tension and the feeling of being, literally, out of your depths isn't part of the fun, the diseased deep-sea diving simulator might not be for you.

#subnautica 2

narcissistcookbook

you miss 100% of the shots :(

#you suck fr :/

i clapped your boyfriend on the shoulder in an act of casual brotherhood and he collapsed into little cubes. yeah made the lego sound and everything

#shitpost

lmnlst

#vampyr 2018 #they should be fucking violently on the floor

anyway laufey looks like it's gonna be awesome. faye's combat looks super dynamic and i'm relieved that deborah ann woll wasn't forced to make hyper-feminine sounds for her combat grunts and efforts. no one wants to end up like overwatch

#when faye gets slammed against a wall or punched in the gut #she sounds like she got the wind knocked out of her #and NOT like a fun toy has found a new home #why did they make the burning voice effect sound like they're cumming in overwatch #also there's a tiny animation when faye draws the ribbon sword and i love it #the ribbons grab her arm and swing the sword into her grasp its sick

pinched this little thing on my face and a sesame seed popped out

#shitpost

maculategiraffe

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

maculategiraffe

(did not expect this to leave my immediate circle so thank you resident evil fans for taking this in the lighthearted and jocose spirit in which it was intended. I am very glad you all enjoy your stupid video games 💖)

#real and true actually