i eat notebooks

He/They. Anarcho-Bidenist. Scarcity Progressive. The Magnus Archives, Tabetop RPGs, and Pokémon are some of my favorite things

[stephdudette]

So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.

Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.

BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.

someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF  but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg

imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better

[kittysnail-sadweasel]

this is like dusting off an ancient relic

[memecucker]

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

[memecucker]

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

[hexoskeleton]

There are just so many characters that should've been women.

[tamamita]

[teaboot]

I can stand frequently bathed small dogs. But most dogs are so smelly and their smell lingers all over and then I need to wash everything and shower

I have met SO MANY dog owners who INSIST their dog does not have "the smell" or their fur does not have "the texture" and of all of them I think I've only met like... MAYBE 2? That ACTUALLY don't

And I feel so bad because like... I LOVE animals, and dogs are obvs very sweet, but I cannot share a bed with a dog the way I share a bed with a cat. I cannot. The smell and the texture just get to me

THAT SAID, I totally HAVE, because the poor damn things are family and you can't just let family sleep on the FLOOR

and so I have accepted that I will simply never live with a dog, to spare us both the agonies

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[thorinduill-deactivated20150118]

[showersofoaths]

Me whenever I visit people’s houses

[beetleandfox]

obsessed with the Helena and Irving parallel and what it says about the aspects of our identity we think are fundamental (but aren't)...

Like Outie Irving assumes his Innie is just as radically anti-Lumon as he is. He assumes his hatred of Lumon is something ingrained in his personality! That's why he stays up at night drinking coffee and making paintings, because he hopes that when his innie dreams about the testing floor, he'll say "okay bet" and start exploring. That's what Outie Irving would do, after all. But he miscalculated! His hatred of Lumon isn't inherent--- his desire for meaning and art and spirituality is inherent. That's what his hatred for Lumon is built on. But in a world where there's no meaning outside of Lumon propaganda, of COURSE his innie would become ridiculously devoted to the company.

And Helena!! She is the corporation, that's her whole identity. She presumably assumed that Helly would be just as pro-Lumon as she is. But she miscalculated too! Her devotion to the company isn't inherent, her headstrong and entitled nature is what's inherent! And in a world where she's denied any agency whatsoever, that manifests as rebellion.

It's the same dynamic flipped on its head. They both sent their innies in there with opposite intentions--- one to take down the company, one feed the company's expansion--- only to realize that rebellion and devotion aren't inherent characteristics. Their innies have become the exact opposite of their outie selves, while still being exactly the same!! Because even though your personality is inherent, the values you hold are determined circumstantially. OUGH IT'S SO GOOD.

[emmaharwoods]

SEVERANCE 2.04 | Woe's Hollow

[sorrydetka]

outie mark: our wife is being TORTURED. stop having sex with helena eagan and get her OUT!

innie mark: don’t care + didn’t ask + L + ratio + you’re an alcoholic with no drip

[billiuspendragon]

OP that image is clearly of Outie Mark, you should have used this one:

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

@/teaboot

[teaboot]

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

[greeneyedgal]

@zal-cryptid pls confirm. And will Maria ever confuse anyone in Toyland by her messed up metrics

[zal-cryptid]

Mel is the Canadian one, and yes, she does this. It drives a lot of Toylanders nuts.

[sforzzz]

an incomplete list of things that, if you say you dislike it, people will automatically claim you simply don't understand it:

Any film directed by Stanley Kubrick

Any game made by Hideo Kojima

The work of Toby Fox

Steak

Disco Elysium

The Godfather

Ulysses

Japanese Jazz

[sforzzz]

Fear and Hunger

Nier Automata

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Pretty much all of western literary canon

Death Grips

[sforzzz]

The work of David Lynch

Studio Ghibli films

Bob Ross

Spongebob

The Muppets

Hotline Miami

The Last of Us

Fight Club

Linux

[sforzzz]

guys we're looking for "universally praised works that can't be met with an ounce of criticism" not "stuff that is famously divisive or has a known dedicated section of critics"

[bedupolker]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

[voroxpete]

To be clear, this isn't a bit. This is what they actually did. "Its too late" is the new "Climate change isn't real"... And its still a lie!

Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it's "too late".

[depsidase]

how quaint.

[striders]

thinking about the “foogoo state” post

[striders]

this one

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[helluvalaura]