dum de dum

[broriarty]

[shoothikedrinkfuck]

itsryannwithtwons

[lunathepug]

[gif-giz]

[truthishlytbh]

When someone tries to wake me up.

[m0t3d]

It would behoof thee to stay the fuck away.

[inabasket]

My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping.

Once I heard her mumble, “I know everything.”

I told her she didn’t know algebra, and she assured me she did.

So I asked, “What’s a polynomial?”

And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, “It’s when there’s no toy in your Happy Meal.”

[maastrictian]

[albus--tumbledore]

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

[spookyoeve]

What?

[fuck-benedict-cumberbatch]

nobody say a word

[can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i-blog]

You traitors

[itishowitbe]

I laughed so hard at this.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

[theawesomeadventurer]

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

[theawesomeadventurer]

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via redwineparty]

[pleatedjeans]

[d1ssimilis]

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

[4gifs]

[playboy13-demon-deactivated2013]

i have so many questions

[thedisappearanceofmyfeet-deacti]

[genevaoverlaluna]

I LOVE THIS

[bruhita-deactivated20190224]

im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions

me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)

[commiekinkshamer]

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

[srgeanthunter]

[gifss-heaveen]

[jonklassen2]

[gentlemanbones]

[dreadpiratecherry-deactivated20]

[was-fleur-prince-deactivated201]

I have no idea what’s going on

[gifsboom]

[annabellehectorsworldofweird]

me

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

how is this you. explain how. are you someone who falls for the same thing over and over?? are you a human being that doesn’t understand the concept of transparency????? why did you say “me” what does this mean. why

[franksinatra420-remade-blog]

what will surely be the downfall of evolutionism (part one)

[cosmy]