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Girl 🇧🇷 | sfw reblogs | 21 | self insert chud (Yandere enthusiast) | multifandom I hate vampires

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bruh

Flowery is not tumblr sexyman, he is just a parody of a otome / bishounen male character.

Different things entirely

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playing Fate Realta Nua and its so good, my god

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The western yume community is the lamest thing i ever seen

[danganronpa-textposts]

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human s/o hcs ; kris dreemurr

requested by ; irlbrownieflash (08/06/25)

fandom(s) ; deltarune

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; kris dreemurr

outline ; “saw your requests are open! Can I ask for some romantic sfw headcanons for Kris (Deltarune) with a human reader? Have a good night/day/morning”

warning(s) ; none, just fluff!

you are the first human kris has had the chance to meet since they were adopted by the dreemurr family as a very small child, which is both the reason why they were so startled and guarded around you at first and why your friendship and relationship progressed as quickly as it did once you finally gained their trust — susie teases them about being stereotypical because you’re their first partner, but they know she’s not being serious and don’t take it to heart (in reality she’s pretty supportive and protective of you both… in her own way)

they are determined to keep you as far away from the weirdness of the dark realm and whatever is happening with their soul as possible, which has led to them at times becoming extremely evasive and cagey with you — thus leading to arguments that could have been completely avoided. but as they’re doing this to protect you they’re much less likely to throw in the towel and open up out of nowhere

the first time their mum told you about the headband story they turned bright red and couldn’t bring themselves to look at you for the following week

they don’t ask much about your life growing up surrounded by other humans but it’s clear that they are somewhat curious — so you’ll indulge them with stories about your life and in return they’ll share what it was like for them growing up surrounded by monsters

toriel and asgore both love you and appreciate how happy you make their kid, but toriel is much more casual and normal about the whole human thing than asgore is (he just tries a bit too hard to treat you normally sometimes, which is sweet but… well… a bit much)

they’re more talkative with you than most people, but they still much prefer listening to you over speaking themselves

if you ask them to play something on the piano for you then they will — providing they know the song obviously (if not, and if they really want to impress you, they’ll watch tutorials and practice so they can show off for you the next time you meet up)

they don’t use any pet names themselves but will get flustered if you start using anything particularly cutesy for them — and especially if you use those pet names in front of their family and friends (because susie will never let them life that down…)

if you play video games then they’ll play with you, occasionally even letting you lose at competitive games if you’re really struggling with the controls or characters for one reason or another

[infsomniac]

how i look at the person that tells me i cant like a specific media because its problematic.

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I hope that in the future there will be fanfics of Fate Strange Fake x Reader

[missfairyofshampoo]

warnings: Re:zero spoilers, yandere reinhard van astrea, reader is held captive, unedited, this follows pride route

Thinking about pride route subaru losing his mind at not being able to defeat reinhard no matter how hard he tries. Every punches he threw were blocked, every slashes reflected back at him and worst of all, the poorly concealed pity in reinhard’s eyes whenever he lay eyes upon subaru’s distressed eyes that seem to hold so much resentment and emotional baggage too heavy for someone his age. But he wouldn’t ever give up. There has to be a loophole, something that would tip the great swordsman reinhard over even if subaru knew that he’d never be able to best him in a physical fight. And so, the investigations start. It hasn’t been easy trying to get more intel on the overpowered swordsman but Subaru is nothing without determination. He has to be if he wants to make emilia queen after all.

That is until he stubbles upon you, reinhard’s greatest weakness. And from what he knows, you haven’t been a willing participant in reinhard’s ironclad arms either. He understands that you’re locked in a cage, a cage consisting of the best materials that money could buy. You have your own luxurious spacious bedroom, 3 meals per day and a hot bathtub ready for you everyday. And yet, you haven’t seemed to ask for this. It’s a pity really. Subaru almost feels guilt when he starts constructing a plan to turn your already messed up fate into another tangled and painful mess. But if you’re what it takes to drive reinhard into madness, he’d be willing to kill you over and over again. You have no idea what’s in store for you. When elsa notices him wondering so hard over this matter and his furrowed eyebrows look like they’re about to merge together from how hard he’s thinking, she laughs softly and ask him if he want her to eliminate this girl that’s taking up so much of subaru’s attention. He refuses, saying “not yet”. His plans to break reinhard must be perfect after all.

With the fall of Kingdom of lugunica and precious you, everything reinhard’s sworn to protect will fall and burn into ashes. Everything is in ashes. There are frantic innocent civilians trying to evade the fire. Some people are still around the torn down woods, most likely trying to save their family. Blood is scattered across the entire kingdom no matter how much you try to avoid looking at it. When the fire starts, reinhard hasn’t been with you like he usually would be whenever he’s temporarily freed from his duties. He hangs around like a plague, bending to your every whims and demands. He tells you everything he does is to protect you and it would lead to the same argument of which neither of you are willing to back down from your beliefs. You’d throw vases and stuffs at him and they’d automatically evade him but sometimes, he’d let you push him giving you the delusion of having more strength but you both know that he’d be able to slash you down before you could even think about hurting him. He tells you countless times that he would never hurt you, that he’d rather be stuck into an endless death loop before even thinking about laying a finger on you. He promises you that.

Desperation fills you as you try to evade the falling woods and buildings. In the back of your mind, it was telling you to run, run to reinhard and seek his protection but another part of you was desperated to use this opportunity to finally escape from him.

It seems that neither is a choice when a woman clad in dark and suspicious clothings jumps in front of you, sharp daggers in her hands pointed directly at you. She doesn’t appear to be completely uninjured either. Some parts of her clothes were torn, either by the fire or the guards she’s been fighting. Her body was also covered in numerous cuts. She licks her lips in a seductive way, remaining calm even in such a violent environment. you’ll be coming with me and don’t even think about running away, dear. she tells you while eyeing your stomach.

So when you’re finally in front of subaru, you’re shocked at his features. Although you’ve never seen him before, he feels oddly familiar. He looks like a typical high school boy, one close to your age. Could there be another person who accidentally got teleported to this world as well? But you don’t get a chance to ask any questions when subaru is holding you hostage while reinhard, across, looks absolutely enraged. When you see reinhard standing across you, you can’t help but try to run to him on instinct. He tries to catch you before subaru held you back by your hair. He crackles loudly, so this is the girl that holds reinhard’s heart in her fragile grasp? His eyes, usually a calm wave of sea and longing, whenever his attention is all on you and only you, has turned into a violent blue fire, one that burns brighter than the fire surrounding all of you. Behind them, you can see hints of desperation at the sight of you in danger. This is the first time you’ve ever seen him so enraged and ready to murder someone for laying their hands on you. His handsome face is all scrunched up, absolute rage and hate evident in the way he’s grinding his teeth. His grip on his sword couldn’t be any tighter. The only reason reinhard is holding back from unleashing his powers is because you’re here in his vicinity. It’s unfair, you’ve never done anything to gain the attention of these two psychotic people and yet you’re here paying for the crimes you’ve never even committed. You’re not sure if you will scatter out of this alive.

Let her go right now. Reinhard barks out and you know no matter how much your captor beg, reinhard won’t be showing mercy on him anytime soon and you can only hope that his body would be in tact by the time all of this is over.

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cw. kidnapping, yandere, mentions of starvation, unedited

A slow creaking sound occurs. It seems that he's back again. His footsteps have always been so quiet and while it does not necessarily bother you, it freaks you out whenever he appears behind you like he's always been there, watching you. He took notes of that after you berated him for his lack of presence and genuinely tried to make sure that you would be able to hear him from afar.

"My love." There's that sickening love-struck tone of his. Nevertheless, you don't acknowledge him. You hate it, hate that his 'love' feels so genuine. It makes you want to crawl into a hole and scratch your arms so furiously that it leaves eternal marks, but you know that he would stop you from doing so anyways. He'll look at you with the same worried glassy eyes that look like tears would start spilling out if you continued any more with your harm inflicting endeavors.

You’ve been staring at yourself in the mirror just moments before he came trying to squeeze into your personal space again. The person staring back in the mirror is definitely you but with an appearance much less enthusiastic and gloomy. Your eyes are a lot less brighter than they used to be, no longer reflecting the same light he adores. Your face feels like it’s stuck in a permanent grim, nothing like subaru’s confident and soothing smiles whenever he’s cracked another secret to prevent a huge disaster from approaching. You would never be like him.

Despite everything, it’s still you.

A ghost of a smile appears upon your face at your attempt to make a dry joke. He most likely senses your desire to even avoid being in the same radar as him but doesn’t comment on it regardless.

Before he intrudes, you have been in the middle of combing your tangled hair, some parts littered with unslightly frizz. Nowadays, the early mornings of your day pass by extremely quick. You’d wake up just in time for the sun to start setting — a half orbit of yellow over the horizon.

“I’m not in the mood for lunch so you can leave.”

There’s a pause before he replies to your comment. “You haven’t eaten since yesterday and you’ve been sleeping the whole day. And— “ Like a little kid, his eyes light up and his face looks feverish. “—I’m off duty for a few hours. Julius kindly offered to take over my duties. Haha, Truly, I’m indebted to him.” As always, his voice is like nails on a cardboard.

You purses your lips before continuing your defenses. “Like I said, I’m not hungry so you can find someone else to bother. How about that lady who’s been sending you so much letters? I’m sure she’d fancy such an opportunity.”

To that, Reinhard furrows his eyebrows, slight disbelief evident on his face. He walks up to you, his front facing your back. You can see all his actions enfold in the mirror and you’re tempted to scoot your soft chair a tiny bit forward — just to spite him. He takes the hairbrush that has far too much embroidery for your taste from the mirror stand and starts running it softly through your hair.

“My heart, my presence is yours and yours alone. There is no world where I would entertain such a silly request. You have no need to be jealous.” His sentences ends with a chuckle.

“J-Jealous?! Hold on, I’m just saying instead of spending your time trying to woo me over, you should spend some time with a lady that’d reciprocate your affections…You are a popular bachelor after all.” You explain yourself with a huff. The audacity of him.

“Hm well, I like ‘trying to woo you over’. You may not appreciate my actions now but that’s alright. I’ll never stop trying and I will keep hoping that one day I will see the fruits of my efforts.” Damn him and his smooth words.

“Arg! You—You’re so persistent.” He’s still gazing down at you with that irritating smile of his. “If only Subaru was here—“

Snap.

Reinhard snaps the beautiful hairbrush in half, using only his fingers. A disturbing atmosphere settles in and every hair in your body stands up. Your hands begin to sweat the more they rub against each others in a poor attempt to soothe your nerves.

There hasn’t been any records of him ever harming a hair on your head but just at the mention of Subaru — he breaks something in your bedroom.

Will it be your wrist next? Your vision becomes blurry and you can’t control the water starting to flow from your eyes.

Or rather, that’s inaccurate because he looks shocked just as much as you do — if not more.

Frantically he immediately fixes the hairbrush using magic and gets on his knees in front of you and reaches out to grab your hands, discarding the fragile material onto the floor. Scared of what he is trying to do with your limbs, you shifts your weight back and shields hands behind your body.

“R-Reinhard, I didn’t me—”

He looks like a lost child with the way he is practically begging on his knees. “I—I’m so sorry, my dearest. Please..Please, believe me, I would never, ever touch you. Please..” He blabbers on.

At this point, he is uncontrollably trying to console you both.

Once again, he reaches out to pat your hair but as soon as he almost makes contact, he flinches back scared of his own strength. The sight of you crying feels like a sword stabbed into his own heart. No amount of training until his body gives out will be able to erase such a sight.

What a joke of a knight. He prides himself on being the most capable and strongest knight in Lugunica and yet he cannot control his strength in the presence of his light — all because he isn’t able to contain the the bubbling envy that claws at his throat at you mentioning Subaru.

He wishes to stay with you until you calm down but it seems that he is the last person you want to see right now.

He quickly wipes his eyes away before any tears show. You can weep and sob all you want and he will be there to collect them all but he won’t allow himself the same luxury.

“I will..ask one of the staffs to bring you lunch.” You don’t reply and your head is still hanged down and he has to resist the urge to go down on both his knees and head on the ground this time and beg for your forgiveness a million times.

“…Please excuse me.” With that, he steps out of the room eagerly but not before taking one last look at you.

[vyragosa]

happy “edoshiro reunited in my chaldea” to me

[liberalsarecool]

Same woman called a mosque and they were ready to help her immediately.

Same with Buddhist temple. Willing to help immediately.

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The misogyny and classism is the feature, not the bug.

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the woman is asking for baby formula, how will I know if the churches aren't just trying to avoid scams?

"telling her to fuck herself" I think that's an exaggeration; many churches didn't have it, they asked her to go to other the location, or go to the location in person

Not saying that American churches can't be a big money-making scheme (they are mostly), like the megachurches out there, but this seems kind of unfair.

[chaldeaservants]

Karna & Arjuna: Conflict

anon: What do you think would happen if both Karna and Arjuna fell in love with their Master? Thanks.

A/N: oof. Oof. this is not gonna end pretty.

Karna & Arjuna:

- It’s really a pity that they don’t get along, because…. wow. There’s always a sort of tension between them- usually it’s onesided, because Arjuna is angry and Karna is Karna, but… when they both develop feelings for you, a passive, onesided conflict becomes an active, mutual aggression.

- This doesn’t mean that they’re constantly beating each other up, though! It’s… really just passive-aggressive little comments and immediate tension whenever you spend time with one and not the other, but… wow you didn’t know they could get this petty.

- Karna is definitely the more shocking one in this situation. You didn’t think he had a mean bone in his body- and yes, if it was anybody else, Karna would have absolutely no trouble stepping back and letting the other pursue you.

- However… because it’s Arjuna, it would seem that a competitive streak has been awakened. He hates to lose to his brother- but at the same time, you can’t really win or lose someone’s affections. You either get them, or you don’t- 

- So, their competition manifests itself in a whole lot of snark and a whole lot of ‘leave them alone, you’re bothering them’ ‘no YOU’RE bothering them’ ‘you’re bothering them more’ ‘you’re bothering them the most’ 

- Arjuna has threatened to kill Karna more than once, and you’re not entirely sure that he hasn’t seriously tried

- (Of course Arjuna wouldn’t kill his brother a second time over romance– he may be petty but he’s not THAT petty. they will fight each other tho)

- Honestly, good luck dealing with these two- and if it so happens that you fall for once over the other, the unchosen brother will be sad, but he’ll get over it eventually.

- After all, he’s able to see you and be with you every day- and for both of them, that is more than enough.

- (Though some kisses would be nice too)

[cosmosrival]

Hey, do you have part 1 of your Ooku collab with Kaze-clinik posted anywhere; it seems that they have deleted their blog and/or it has been replaced by a spambot

i'll do you a solid TWO YEARS after you sent me the ask and post the full thing in one post, hi there 😭 thank you for telling me!!!! sorry for the sudden notification!!!

[raliciel]

Thanks to moot in my Twitter his name is now Nerlin

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lmaoo I've thought about this a lot.

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Angels can be various types of birds, with the exception of cherubim, which represent various animals.

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Headcanon for angels: The act of preening or grooming another's wings is an very intimate gesture. If we put angels in a bird-like context, it is only performed for those you trust. This gesture can be a act of courtship or platonic, akin to parent birds tending to their young.

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If Buddha ever appears in the FGO story as the first Saver to show up, I would love to see Indra's reaction, since as Sakra (Indra Buddhist counterpart) he is a protector of the Dharma and a devoted follower of Buddha.