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After all, how often do we get a second chance?

Jay Asher

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My battery is low and it's getting dark. 

Goodbye. 

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(( Mun here. This will be the last post from this blog, these past 6 years roleplaying have been amazing and I’ve met some extraordinary writers and people. 

I’ll be on a permanent hiatus from here on out, where I might log on to scroll through the dash and check up on people’s muses oocly but my roleplaying will be over. 

Have fun and take care. Peace out.

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It’s a funny thing about coming home to your childhood hive. It looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. I’ve outgrown the moments that are held in these memories, even the ones that I had before I left here the last time.

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> With Dis being in the hands of your mother, you could finally collapse between the covers of your bed and your kismesis. 

They were both safe and that’s all you wanted.

You were washed-out from an intense couple of days. Your concentration sparked powers not even you knew you had. You and Aranah had a few tussles with higher powers but a full regeneration of a heart? 

It delightfully shocked you to regain something for a change. The spiraling of suffering these past few sweeps was rattling your patience thin, but one victory was enough to send you asleep with a smile landing on your face. 

> Tug your kismesis into your arms. You have a feeling you won't be awake for a while. 

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themindfang replied to your post: Why has Mindfang talked to more of my descendants...

They come to me 8ecause you suck.

They’re just intimidated by my pants game, they know I’m the alpha of pant height. 

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Why has Mindfang talked to more of my descendants than I have?

[quotemadness]

New beginnings are often disguised as painful endings.

Lao Tzu (via quotemadness)

[tenacioustomfoolery]

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I wonder if I’ll get a lot of job offers if I get a teardrop tattooed under the corner of my eye?

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Hey followers, I know I haven’t known you for a hot sexy sec. Wanted to let you know my choking fetish. Next time you come to my sexy steamy sermon about equality, be sure to remember me getting choked.

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

I never thought I would say this 8ut stick to preaching. Stand up comedy is not your forte.

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Pull my bun out and whip me Mindfang. Our sex life is now public domain. Turned on yet? Want me to send some hot saucy anons to you?

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Hey followers, I know I haven’t known you for a hot sexy sec. Wanted to let you know my choking fetish. Next time you come to my sexy steamy sermon about equality, be sure to remember me getting choked.

[softsweetsuggestion]

Relaxing by the water and just watching the clouds go by with you sounds like the best use of my time ♡

[meowderous]

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This is so rude. I for one would never wear yellow leggings underneath the doublet. If they don’t visually consume my torso then don’t lead me on.

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meowderous:

What did you do to them to cause that? What evil doings have you done to them? Also which cat did that to you? I don’t believe you. Im calling your bluff. I say that all my indoor cats are too fat and old fur that. I say you’re lying.

He always looks sad you have to ask him how his day has b33n or he’ll get even more depressed. Also, when you say big boy I know you’re talking about clawford but I have another cat named big boy.

Victim blaming, are you? I say I’ve never had someone turn on me so fast. Pardus Grandpaw Leijon I’m surprised at your accusations. All I did was be my fine, sexy self. 

Your cats are predators and your bestie betrayed you by overfeeding them. She helped them in their depression eating and when I regulated their dinners they took it upon themselves to strike me down!

Big Boy, how many do you have? Are all these cats here yours? I’m meeting new ones each day. I’m a real cool cat around them, they follow me and watch me strut my stuff. I’d think if you saw my moves you’d be jealous and try to leap on me too, they follow their owner you know!

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thegrandseraphim replied to your post: These cats keep jumping for my bun and pulling it....

why do you have a bun?

It’s too short for a ponytail and if I wear it down my friends call me Lord Farquaad.

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meowderous:

I don’t think they can jump that high. Are you taunting them with your bun? Are you wrongfully accusing my darling cats that haven’t done a thing wrong in their lives?

Do you dare underestimate the pounce radius of a determined cat? Do you know there is one who jumps off walls and propels his talons at my nutritious hair locks folded neatly into a bun? Do you know it is now in a jumbled mess because of the impact of said talons?

I’m being attacked in my own girlfriend's hive and the big boy looks at me in deep sorrow for not giving him the cat hive I promised.