also ava

tony is alive this is a side blog main blog: @irondad3000

[faeplumi]

I genuinely wish for Isn'treal to fall down I hope all Zionists die you sick fucks

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

Idk id you accept serious requests, but this idea has been floating in my head:

Tony post snap is recovering during the events of far from home, and Peter texts him an update about the elemental situation. Peter mentions Quinten Beck and Tony’s worried and asks for a picture. After Peter sends one, Tony freaks out cause he knows Beck and knows Peter is definitely in danger. I just wanna see Tony be protective of Peter while also giving advice on what to do.

[sleepingnova]

Peter and Tony texts inspired by @irondad-texts-spiderson

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

they grow up so fast (i'm kidding hehe)

[antwriterr]

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

Hi queen 😼idk if there’s a request cooldown and I don’t wanna pressure you but I had another idea:

Peter going through a really bad depressive episode but like he’s high functioning so no one really knows about it and so it gives him really bad headaches and he’s very sensitive to lights and noises so he keeps taking painkillers and Tony’s like “why is there so much shit in your system” and Peter’s like snappy and very sarcastic here cause it’s depression and you say a lot of shit wrong that you don’t really mean☹️

If it’s a trigger, feel free to discard mwah love you queen thank you for doing lords work here

Ps, have you seen the movie ?? I’ve been dying to have someone to talk to about it

hi AJ!! love you too bae <3

ps. i didn't yet💔i did get spoilers though😒

if you're going through a hard time, please reach out, you're not alone.

(this is the first time they say "i love you" here btw)

[antwriterr]

this the type shit tony gotta deal w/

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

FRIDAY sent him it

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

happy birthday peter!!

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

Omg I LOVE your blog (I hope that’s what it’s called, I’m pretty new to tumblr). I’ve been an iron dad fan since CACW and I swear your blog is a gift.

For requests, if you’re still taking them, texts between Peter and Tony while Peter is away at MIT (Tony is alive okay). And Tony misses his spider baby but at the same time he’s allergic to emotions so he’s being sarcastic and shit until Peter calls him out and tells Tony that he misses him too and thennnn Tony melts.

thank you!!! have a cookie🍪 (yes it's a blog)

also i had to make it angsty and i'm not sorry

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

Hi I love these so much! Can you do one that's post endgame (but Tony's alive) where Tony texts him accusing him for teaching Morgan how to say fuck. Maybe you can include Harley in it too? I love him and it would be great if you could include him too but I wasn't sure if the blog is exclusive to Tony and Peter.

thank you! it's not exclusive to them i just hope i got his character right

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[irondad-texts-spiderson]

ohmigodh could you please do one where peter accidentally sends tony a meme making fun of iron man or something because he meant to send it to ned? and peter’s like ‘ned lmao look at this’ and tony is so upset. i live, breathe, eat and sleep this blog tbh

thank you for the love but please don't eat my blog

HERE YOU GO

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

part two of tonymay

part one here

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[irondad-texts-spiderson]

peter finds out about tony and may dating? perchance?? 👀👀

absolutely!! here's part one! part two here.

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[irondad-texts-spiderson]

Hi! Sorry if you've answered this question before, what app do you use to make these? :)

no problem!! i have an android so i use MeMi message. don't know about ios though.

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

Oh okay! So—

Like Peter has curls right! Just regular curls and he’s very strict about them. Like goes to the same barber since he was 12 type shit. ONE DAY his barber is sick and instead sends his son in to cut instead. Peter, on a time crunch is like “whatever, I usually just get it trimmed it’s fine”

Barbers kid FUCKS UP and takes a chunk out of the back of his hair. Peter loses his shit and calls the barber, asking for the haircut to be free, barber folds and barbers son gets shunned.

They end up having to buzz it because hello? You can’t take a chunk out of someone’s hair and cut the rest, it’ll be uneven. Peter is very upset with said buzzcut and goes back home to May, who is 10x more upset and cries about it to Tony, who also gets pissed because Tony doesn’t like change!!!! Like at ALL

hates changes to his safe people!!!!

Ok idk if this explained it, but how I see Peter is this way and this is the backstory😭🥹

hi again! i hope this is what you wanted.

also this time it's tony's pov

@antwriterr tonymay if you squint

[prettyboytonystark]

goodnight everyoneeeee. another lil text post to end the day bc i thought of this while watching homecoming, bc HOW DUMB IS HE

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

hi queen ok so here’s an idea:

Iron dad with when Peter’s barber fucks up ( it was the barbers son cause the barber got sick) and had to get a buzzcut & Peter’s student orientation at MIT (he’s bisexual and seeing this guy while he’s there)

hi!! you lost me at peter getting a buzzcut😭 explain in another ask if you'd like

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

Can you make one where Peter got stabbed and is like: “Yo how tf do you patch a stab wound without stitches” but he meant to send it to Ned and not Tony

thank you for the request and sorry for being late!