Kiss My Sass

[citylighten]

people who don't make their own poses for their story hustle the hardest

[ardeney-sims]

y'all know peace. I wish I knew peace like that 🤣

[gossipqueenragz-deactivated2025]

When you don't make your own poses, you go through the five stages as you hunt for what you need:

denial (this won't make or break my story. I'm good),

anger (why the F is this paywalled since 2020; I will riot),

bargaining (what if I just skip that scene? Readers can use their imaginations, right?),

depression (my story will never be good without this pose!)

acceptance (you know, if I angle the camera right, this other pose will work perfectly. Yeah, that's the plan. I can't screenshot now.)

[irongarterbelt]

All I want for Christmas is a flat stomach.

That's it, that's the post.

[siphonophore-collective-deactiv]

[irongarterbelt]

I really needed to hear this today.

[angelnumber27]

For some people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

[cute-st]

@janettojo

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[sunflowersage747-deactivated202]

It’s about that time, Madam??! Got it!

[lickmetilllicecreammmm]

I haven’t seen this in at least a year….it’s 12/31/21. I’m FASHOOOOOOOOOO NOT risking it

[irongarterbelt]

Reblogging this shit twice

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[poemsinyourpalms]

Sorry y’all, shit just started looking up.

[irongarterbelt]

Not worth the risk. Sorry yall.

[irongarterbelt]

Has anyone managed to lose a significant amount of weight after getting medicated for ADHD?

I've scheduled an appointment with a psych and am scrolling through r/adhd reading people's experiences.

Realizing that I have been dopamine seeking my entire life is honestly mind-blowing. Food in particular was the easiest way to get it. Which then spiraled into BED. All of this led me to where I am now.

Undiagnosed and unmedicated ADHD has gotten me to my current highest weight.

Has anyone lost 50-100 after starting medication? How long did it take you?

[hergoldaura-deactivated20240509]

concept: a few years from now, you’re living your best life. you have your dream job. you’ve evolved into the greatest version of yourself. you’re happy. you’re content.

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[irongarterbelt]

You’ve forced my hand.

[chicks2010]

[irongarterbelt]

SO SORRY! I’M DOING THIS JUST IN CASE.

[thefuckinskinnydream]

🍀🌈☀️💖❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖☀️🌈🍀

manifesting:

i will lose +15 pounds by end of july

🍀🌈☀️💖❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖☀️🌈🍀

[fatwhoresworld-deactivated20201]

give me please

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[untitled7005]

I lost 6lbs in 3 days!!

💐 weight loss spell like to charge, rb to activate 💐

[applejuiceboxess]

hopeful 🥺

[proandana]

🥺

[indie-buddy-deactivated20160930]

[lauren-face]

Back like Back to the Future

[mixed-race-love-deactivated2017]

More at mixed-race-love