Alex Buttram

my name is Alex buttram, I coach a little league baseball team in central Tallahassee. I have many skills and talents which include being forever alone due to not having a penis, to stubbing my big toe up to 18 times before noon. if you don't like anything I post feel free to kiss my Ass.

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Because racebreakfast

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Jimmy Talahan takes a trick shot in the back woods of Tallahassee for a chance to advance to the 2013 Beretta Gold Hollow Point finals.

his famous words “that was a hit” are used still to this day by gun lovers around the world. And he would go on to do nothing interesting with his life other than blow his giant cardboard check on $5 whores and car parts.

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8 eleven over everything I see you Josh.

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Think about your current job. You’re probably just sitting on your ass all day anyway—now imagine if your ass was in the sky. A perpetual vacation. Atmospheric holiday. Endless peanuts. It doesn’t even matter if you fuck up

Mr. Air Marshall

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Weather and shit

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I wanna be a fireman, save cats and fuck chicks

Yours truly

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Some really shitty memes i put together while fucking your mom.

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Life’s a lot like a dog sledding team. If you ain’t the lead dog the scenery never changes.

My great grand pappy pat buttram.