chey

they/them

[ironic-fingerguns]

Sir that’s my emotional support childhood book series that I reread when I want to feel a sense of normality

[shittymoviedetails]

[toonskribblez]

[lemonsweet]

[lemonsweet]

So beautiful a single father shows his son a cone

[i-am-a-fish]

kinda wanna scream. I wanna yell really really loud. click keep reading if you wanna scream together

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT WHAT!!!!! THE !!!! HELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

??

LIKE??? COME ON.

WHAT THE SHIT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

h

[beingharsh]

can you fly my white ass to the moon so i can play among the stars

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mewojoshi]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[ID: a tweet by Emily Ogden (@ ENOgden) that reads: I, myself, am understaffed at this time ./ End ID]

[ironic-fingerguns]

I saw a tiktok implicitly making fun of this kid playing Minecraft on an iPad while simultaneously scrolling through tiktok and I laughed but then I started scrolling through Instagram with YouTube playing on my computer

[sunshinetomorrow]

i just made this for myself, but multiple people have told me they find it really useful so i thought id share it!

[ironic-fingerguns]

Strong 8/10 flow chart based on this flowchart

[qilingxiong]

CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART BEAT TIRED OF FEELING NEVER ENOUGH I CLOSE MY EYES AND TELL MYSELF THAT MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE THERE'LL BE NO MORE DARKNESS WHEN YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE WHERE YOUR DESTINY LIES DANCING ON THE BLADES YOU SET MY HEART ON FIRE-

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[sdqubeley]

i do this to u

[shadowhaert]

but it’s not real and you don’t exist and i can’t recall the last time i was kissed and it hits me in the car and it feels like the end of a movie ive seen before

[themuppets]

On Wednesdays, weirdos wear floral.

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]