do transsexual magic

they/them | ask to tag stuff | an adult | autistic | kinda looks like grape soda that was left in a basement for 20 years

[buildingnothingoutofsomething]

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

[afloweroutofstone]

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

[crapscicle]

[sister-hawk]

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

[iamaine]

i was revealed a vision where tumblr introduced a new 'side scroll' option where instead of scrolling down through time you scrolled 'across' to different versions of that post across universes, arranged from good to bad. it was very easy to find very good versions of posts but nobody wanted to do that, people just wanted to see the worst versions of everything. 'goodslop' and 'goodposting (derogatory)' became common turns of phrase.

but now i confess that this was no mere vision, dear reader. i scrolled too far and found myself at the very end of the badposting line whereupon my senses returned to me. your terrible posts are extremely popular across the goodverses (derogatory). i hope that one day if i post badly enough and often enough one of them will see and come to rescue me, though deep down i know they'll just get stuck here too

[tictacpbandai]

[magicmistral]

My uncle is really into warhammer and would win every miniature painting competition he was in. I have not very steady hands and he saw me messing up my nail polish for prom. He sat with me and carefully painted my nails and that moment meant so much to me all these years later.

[purple--starrrs]

By the way it's like. Really fucked how society's thoughts on epilepsy is just "get over it." Seizures can cause permanent brain damage. Seizures can kill people. Seizures hurt like hell. Allow me to reiterate that seizures can kill people. And you're just gonna casually put flashing lights, a common trigger for seizures in your advertisement, in your animation meme, in your edit, on your billboards, without even thinking about putting a simple disclaimer? That's unbelievable. Your little anime edit could deadass cost a life and you're not gonna put a warning because it's "inconvenient" or "people like that shouldn't be on the internet" (ableist) (the problem exists outside the internet also). Or you'll give insufficient ones like putting it in the captions or only giving like one second before the flashing lights appear, meaning that the trigger's already in motion before anyone who needs the warning can read it and save themselves from literal physical danger.

We need to start commenting under other people's posts about how to properly warn for flashing lights and eyestrain. We need to be emailing and calling companies about their possibly triggering advertisements that could induce seizures. We need to stop tolerating ableism and start speaking up for the more vulnerable.

Also, stop putting epilepsy warnings. That's like saying "warning: schizophrenia" on a post including unreality or "warning: dyslexia" on a post with a typing quirk. First off, the disability mentioned isn't the only group of people that this could trigger. Second, it doesn't truly get the message across and instead makes it worse for those with the disability-- scrolling through the epilepsy tag on Tumblr should get you to view the content of other epileptic people, but no, you just get a bunch of flashing lights and eyestrain, even though you could instead tag for, oh I dunno, flashing lights and eyestrain.

Anyways this Disability Pride, and for every month that comes after, think about epileptic people and others who are triggered by flashing lights/eyestrain. Happy pride to those who experience seizures too frequently due to the unaccommodating and ableist societies we live in!

[raccoonmilf]

Actually I’m incredibly upset about how tween fashion has essentially vanished from the market. I think that the tween period is wildly important for childhood development and developing personal sense of style. Like??? I was slathering myself in green body glitter every day and wearing purple eye liner. That shit is highkey important

[6qubed]

that was your joker arc

[raccoonmilf]

No

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[untimelytophat]

@crabussy

[crabussy]

as someone in the field of ecological conservation, I can promise without a shadow of a doubt that people DO care. SO MANY people care.

I have to race to sign up to volunteer trips because even with dozens of spots available, people rush to devote their unpaid free time to helping the environment. these trips often fill up within hours. people care.

you will see a lot of bad news because that is the kind of news that people pay the most attention to. I know this more than you'd think from my optimism- not only do I live somewhere facing some of the most extreme ecological issues on the planet, I also spend my time studying the Bad Stuff every single day.

to see all of this firsthand and stay hopeful is proof enough that there IS hope. I promise there is good news, brilliant news, all the time. it's just less visible. but it's no less important or impactful.

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[cryptotheism]

do you like card games that combine another object like cribbage? i know the board in cribbage is essentially a score keeper, do you think it’s also magic or just the cards? do you think the inclusion of another object can dilute the magic of cards? or increase it?

Okay the Magic of the thing is not the objects themselves. Don't mistake the book for the words on the page. The thing that makes Tarot magic is not the actual cards themselves, it is the history and system instantiated in the cards.

If the golden dawn was really into cribbage, they would have written successive generations of books about the Hermetic Qabbalistic symbology present in the game. Cards are just a particularly elegant and portable Thing in which to transmit occult systems.

[rednines]

The golden Dawn played magical chess with baroque enochian bullshit suffused within it

[cryptotheism]

They don't know about Enochian Chess

[pseudonymjones]

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[sativamargarita]

needing this rn

[mrhealyourgirl]

baby bongle

[funny-jamin]

Smoking that goo goo gaa gaa

[jeekoftheweek]

this is the shit that sent timmy pickles to hell

[wayneradiotv]

dam timmy pickles goin to hell

[pissvortex]

1984

[idontthinkthereforeimnot]

We will not be silenced

[jackalopescruff]

its been so long since i seen this image but its like an old friend returning to me

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[2201]

[enba-and-luka]