do transsexual magic

they/them | ask to tag stuff | an adult | autistic | kinda looks like grape soda that was left in a basement for 20 years

[buildingnothingoutofsomething]

[evilscientist3]

They had Darude Sandstorm in the Neolithic era

[evilscientist3]

hunter gatherers could fashion rudimentary synthesizers out of twigs and pebbles but the government covers this up

[mysharona1987]

[crawfishcomic]

Conformity

[crtter]

I have this adblocked YouTube clone app downloaded on my phone and only use the official one to confirm it’s me whenever I log on my Gmail account on a device I don’t use regularly. The icons are similar enough to mistake one for the other at a glance, but whenever I accidentally open the real YouTube instead of the clone, it helpfully lets me know before I even watch anything by showing me top quality ads such as AI generated Betty Rubble taking a yabba dabba doodoo

[crtter]

Like fucking clockwork. Congratulations to Ariel Thelittlemermaid on the top surgery, though

[crtter]

I’m going to yabba dabba do myself in

[absurdist-void]

some good news is that someone keeps ddosing kiwifarms for the past few weeks and their provider is so small that it doesn’t have enough skill/resources to stop it from happening

[absurdist-void]

[capacity]

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[animentality]

[leebrontide]

One time my dad came to family dinner all excited “you know that show Sherlock? I hear fans are writing whole new stories for it online”

And in perfect unison my sister and I yelled “DAD NO!” So vehemently he stopped in his tracks.

Then a look of dawning comprehension on his face.

“Oh, this is like Kirk and Spock, isn’t it”

And I died right then and there.

[epicsause-official]

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

[epicsause-official]

heres kinda what i mean

[87sukiyaki]

[punishedsaints]

[sofuton]

[marshiroart]

oh my god i thought i had posted this here ekrjkejr i was using this pic of avril lavigne for everything a few months ago so yeah ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ emoshy for yall

[ouroborosorder]

”it’s not like I WANT to appear weak when I’m actually strong or anything like that. Hrmph!” - Sun Tsun

[ouroborosorder]

I knew this post sucks hard ass. I knew when I posted it. so why does this still hurt

[puppiesdoglover]

Seven Thousand Puppies