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@tea-devotee
oh it’s 12 am where i am. i didn’t think of an april fool’s joke hold on
look at these rats! april fools, these are mice!
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wait i did this bit last year. give me a minute
*sounds of items being moved around and knocked over* don’t worry i got it just give me a second
okay guys here’s my april fools 2021 idea. what if i posted a picture of some rats and said they were mice? eh??
The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift
The reactions. I can't stop laughing.
How dare yall not put seth everman here
Would you like your hiss in grey, charcoal, black, or midnight?
This is basically true, but I love this framing of “there’s no such thing as a feral kitten” as opposed to how I always think of it, which is all kittens are born bastards and need to be harassed into accepting humans.
Like a kitten that was born three minutes ago will hiss at you. They just wanna fight.
Masha The Hero
They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in
oh good I was worried
What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.
they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero
Hero cat
Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.
See.
Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.
Cats see us as colony members.
Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.
So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.
People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.
We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.
This is beautiful
from observations, I feel like many people took “history books are full of propaganda” and ran with it and instead of more deeply investigating history from varying sources, they just don’t know jack shit about history
I need everyone that has ever talked about “overthrowing capitalism” to understand that
people have tried to create a peaceful, oppression-free society before, but it turns out that’s really hard.
The reasons it’s really hard are almost entirely practical and many of them are the boring and logistical sort of practical.
Change happens incrementally. Revolutions and revolts...they happen when people hit the breaking point. But the idea that they throw out an old society completely and create a new one from scratch is itself propaganda. They don’t always result in a better society. They always result in a deeply flawed society. Also people die. Very often the most powerful people don’t die, and sometimes they end up powerful in the new society.
also there are things you didn’t learn about in history class that nobody was trying to hide from you
(there are definitely things some people sometimes ARE trying to hide from you, and that was even more true in the pre-Internet days when it was easier. I’m not saying it never happens. but it’s not always the reason)
if your teacher is trying to cover all of...I don’t know, Modern European History(TM), they might not have time- between wars and economic crises that impacted the fate of nations -to get into Virginia Woolf’s gay love letters. that doesn’t mean they’re ~hiding her as part of a homophobic conspiracy~. it just means they have a lot to cram into like six months to give teenagers some vague understanding of the events that shaped our society
I see a lot of people on here like “why didn’t I learn about [historical figure who is important in the history of an oppressed group but didn’t have a huge impact on the Big Picture of the world] in school?” and other people responding “you know why...” and like
sometimes. but definitely not always
Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS. THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.
Into the spiderverse leaves US Netflix get watching
Double-checked and OP is right: its leaving Netflix on Christmas Day itself.
So, if you haven't seen it yet - or wanna watch yet again - better do so in the next 3ish days.
It would be a real shame if someone used this link to watch into the spiderverse
WOULD BE A REAL SHAME
Cheep and easy ways to find a basis for your plot.
When you have characters:
What does your character aspire to do or become? Making that aspiration really hard for them to reach.
What does your character love? Take it away from them and make them earn it back.
What does your character hate? Bind them too it and make them work to get rid of it.
When you have a world:
What is the most chaotic thing that can happen to this world’s politics? Find the character this chaos would effect the most and see what they do about it.
What is the most dangerous thing that can happen within this magic system? Figure out who would come to stop or reverse it and see what they do.
Who is the most damaging person in this world and what are they doing? Figure out who of those they hurt might rise up and defeat them.
When you have only spite:
What story do you absolutely hate the execution of? Take the very basic concept of its plot and build it into the story you wish it produced.
What plot structure do you enjoy but wish writers would be more original with? Take it and then throw a dozen spins on it.
** Remember to mix and match for more elaborate plot structures. Carry on this format with your own tricks to digging up basic plot structures!
In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.
I collected a bunch of “haha I don’t have 2020 vision” “oh God not like that” posts
I wouldn’t mind a sequel to this post 🤣
I have kept coming back to this post to see the reblogs, so I can give you the ones other people collected all in one place:
This one I actually found myself!
And I don’t think that this counts, but it still has the beautiful “Ah, fuck” vibes the rest of the post does:
And let’s not forget the cursed “Supernatural GIF Perfectly Describes 2020″ one:
@ferrousferrule: You said you were looking for more and going through the reblogs, right? In which case this isn’t going to be of much use to you, but still. Just in case it is. :)
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Oh my god I’m fuckng crying and I’m not sure it’s from laughter or despair.
good times smh
This is fucking hysterical. I just watched it on repeat for like 15 minutes straight and I have tears from laughing so hard.
No more wise old mentors. From now on your mentor options are
1. old mentor that turns out to have at least the same amount of chaotic dumbass energy as the protagonist
2. mentor that is the same age or younger than the protagonist and is only in the position of mentor because they have experience with one specific thing, but in every other respect they are just as young and dumb as the protagonist is
actually there’s a third option
3. mentor who is technically an adult and is Authoritative in the eyes of the teen protagonist but actually they’re like 31 and their internal monologue is just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” all the time. bonus points if their mentorship consists of giving the protagonist bad, morally dubious, or legally sketchy advice. Bonus points if they are internally like a super attached parent and have mega anxiety over their doe eyed teenage hero child. Extra bonus points if you manage both of those last two things at the same time.
they looked at each other and said “can you believe this woman???” 😂😂 😂
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bucky not talking for most of the mcu movies and then talking more during this trailer to sam is so funny he's like i had nothing to say
I love that 80% of the alliances Din has founded throughout the show were just the result of various people going “wait your weird goblin kid is in trouble? I would start a war for that little fuck let’s go”
And it’s completely believable because it’s how all of us reacted
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im a black lesbian and I have this overdue bill thats stopping me from continuing my education!
It’s something ive been unable to pay because money is tight with the pandemic and i’ve had to prioritize paying for housing and for my mothers cancer/diabetes medicine!
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At least show us the bison!
The best update.
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