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[teaboot]

Wolverine has yellow...you have yellow...same height...........

Don't out me like this

[quantumstonegarden]

can you imagine being prisoner 24601. your time is up and your parole's begun. do you know what that means?

[quantumstonegarden]

#yes#it means I’m freeeee

No! It means you get your yellow ticket-of-leave You are a thief

[hauntingraven]

I stole a loaf of breeeaddd :(

[quantumstonegarden]

You robbed a house.

[hauntingraven]

I broke a window pane…

My sister’s child was close to death, and we were starving! :c

[a-heart-full-of-song]

And you will starve again

[quantumstonegarden]

Until you learn the meaning of the law!

[mario-art]

I know the meaning of those 19 years

A slave of the law

[quantumstonegarden]

Five years for what you did

The rest because you tried to run

Yes, 24601.

[shadowymysteriousmusicalfan]

My name is Jean Valjean

[quantumstonegarden]

And I'm Javert

Do not forget my name

Do not forget me,

24601.

[bulletcreep-deactivated20250911]

here are the bats. if you were curious

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[closetocanada]

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

[jl8comic]

Hey, everyone! I’ve got a few announcements to make, all about returns!

1. I’ll be returning to Texas for the first time since 2014, and I’ll be visiting Austin for the first time EVER! Come see me at the debut PCX Austin from August 15-16! I’ll be posting about this regularly until the con, so bear with me while I try to get the word out!

2. I’ll be returning to DragonCon for the first time since 2019! I can’t believe it’s been so long, but you can find me there September 3-7!

3. Finally, and most importantly, JL8 will be returning next week! The new update will post on Monday, 7/27 here on Patreon, and then on Wednesday, 7/29 to all other platforms!

I’m incredibly excited to be back!

[aster-likes-space]

The way he said it so casually is absolutely killing me

[copperbadge]

Went outside in Chicago just now and the air quality is "chewable".

[stealingpotatoes]

commission for @leeroyjagginz!

(commissions are open!)

[stealingpotatoes]

you’ve seen project Hail Mary???? Oh my gosh I love Rocky in your style!!!

well now i just havee to draw more rocky in my style

(links // tip jar!)

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[redstonedust]

biggest suspension of disbelief in TV and movies is when the narrative tells you that a character is plain/ugly/unattractive but theyre all cast with hollywood actors in perfect hollywood makeup so the actual gap between them and the 'hot' characters is a spot the difference game.

[teaboot]

literal poster child

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[drchucktingle]

taking a break from tour posting for this important reminder

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

[stealingpotatoes]

Have you ever made hybrid animals? Like, if you took a dog and a deer, and drew what you thought those two animals would create together?

yes a few for OCverses but ultimately i know mine will never compare to the perfectest being in fiction, the ATLA turtleduck <3

[thatdisasterauthor]

Free evac cards are back!

Guess what's finally back! That's right, free evac cards. I have put them up on my Payhip as a pay-what-you-want product, including free. This will make it much easier for me to manage orders and anyone who wants to make donations to support the creation of these cards. Right now I have about 300 in stock, so lots to go around.

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Evacuations are stressful and frequently sudden. In such situations it is easy to forget things, no matter how much you may have prepared beforehand. These cards are designed to live in your wallet and function as a quick reference guide and list of items to remember during an evacuation based on how much time you have.

I provide these cards for free as often as I can, so if you want to get them for free, you can do that! You get to pick the price, and $0 is a 100% acceptable answer. However, if you do chose to pay even $1, that money will go towards producing more free cards for others, envelopes, and stamps.

To make sure these cards are available to as many people as possible, please try to limit your order to ten cards at a time. If you would like to discuss a larger order for yourself, your business, your non-profit, your emergency department, or anything else, shoot me an email at [email protected] and we can discuss options!

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You can grab them now in my Payhip Store!